So, since kids love to join and pretend they're staff from Planet Minecraft, I decided to start a blog in memory of their efforts. I have had multiple impersonators join my server, but I will start with my most recent impersonator, and also my favorite so far. Today, our server had the pleasure of meeting "pinkblackmagpie" who "works for PMC". This is the stunning introduction. Who wouldn't have believed this guy!?

Shortly after this player joins my server for the first time and is greeted, he presents with this statement:

pinkblackmagpie: "Im From PMC looking For Nice Stuff For Web May i Be Mod Plz I Will Need it For the PMC website"

As you can see, he is very convincing right away, but it doesn't stop there! After informing pinkblackmagpie that I struggled to believe him, he followed up with this improbable response:

pinkblackmagpie: "Im not Joking Im A PMC inspector" and "Would U Like Me To Call The Guy Who Watches UPLOADS and ask him" (I felt this was unnecessary being that you could view my profile and projects just by clicking on my username.)

We continued with the generic "you're not from PMC" conversation, but he was very persistent. Upon some simple and brief questioning, he was unable to acknowledge my wonderful Factions Sign Project that I uploaded yesterday (which you all should download and make use of ;) ), and chose to assume I was a "bro", even though my avatar is a girl character with pink hair, and I am labeled as an esteemed "Journeyman Princess". We wrapped it up with the best part of the conversation yet. The following statements make this guy, by far, the best PMC impersonator yet, because he apparently is not at all familiar with Planet Minecraft.

I forgot to mention, he is looking for "Nice Spawns". This comment is made by him after he believes he can somehow upload my spawn for me to PMC, even though he lacks access to my schematics folder:

pinkblackmagpie: I WILL AND ULL GET 4 STAR REVIEW 4 and a half depending If THIS works

Very, very confident and convincing, as usual.

Caution! The upcoming quote contains some language that may be considered inappropriate for young children. This is where I call him out, and inform him that Planet Minecraft generally uses diamonds instead of stars. His professional, PMC staff response is as follows:

pinkblackmagpie "well yah same thing dumbass"
boom (aka me): "no it isn't! it's not even close to the same thing!!!"
pinkblackmagpie: "yse it is bitch" (It appears we have a bad ass on our hands....)

Rage quit, end scene.

I apologize, pinkblackmagpie. You are obviously a staff member from Planet Minecraft, and a very intelligent one. With that being said, maybe you should resign and give some other child who apparently has never even visited the "Creative Community Fansite" that you represent a shot at your job. Thank you so much for blessing our server with your wonderful words and presence. We are honored and will be sure to give you five stars in return.