This is a story I wrote in literally 5 minutes.
It is a joke, so enjoy!

one day at plurnet miencrft long ago in the footure dere waz an paril norris and he went to tlak to da hapy badad. da hapie bandid sayed helo to da peril and then the parul walkded up to da bandid and punchd him wit peril hand. den da happi lost his sool to da april. paril noriz runded awy from the bodi and he fel into da pit of cahrz. da charz rage at puril nd paril trid to use paril hnd oh angey chraz. but the paril hand didunt werk on the charz cuz he waz to powrfl. so da darco dagon herd purilz screams nd he fli to rezcu paril. darco killed an charz and ruscud paril. den da evul block ftw grab gun nd shoot darco out of skie. the paril and dagon fel to groun and puril die from the fall. darco also died cuz of blakftw. so the everywun bi sadface for an darco and paril noriz cuz dey r ded. like if u crie evry tiem. da end.

We love you Paril.

Edit:

I made this on Photoshop when I was bored. Enjoy.