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The Story of the Creeper: Minecraft Evolution, Decoded! Part I

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Level 26 : Expert Architect
---There are two types of people in Minecraft: Creationists, who believe Notch, in his infinite wisdom, created all mobs in his image, and Evolutionists, those who feel mobs and worlds were all created by what are known as, "Seeds." Seeds are mere letters, numbers, and symbols; a code. This code transforms itself into a 'blocky' world in which caves, swamps, mountains, and more are created. The process of said seeds generating at such rates is called, "The Big Game." I myself am an Evolutionist, and I will explain my story in full detail.
---Evolutionists like myself believe that once a seed has generated, micro-pixels are formed. Single-pixeled organisms if you will, begin to asexually reproduce. (Asexual reproduction is when something breaks apart. Each broken part regrows itself. These traits can be seen in sponges, starfish, and bacteria.) Now over thousands, even millions of years, there's been a giant missing link because science, just like Christianity, Judaism, etc, is just incomplete. However, eventually, out of the ocean came a familiar face we've all come to know and love, Steve. Steve's natural survival instincts kicked in almost instantly, though he was the first of his kind. We believe that it was 'the code,' that gave him such instincts.
---Steve came to discover many things. While he had evolved from micro-pixels from the ocean, he found that tasty animals, or mobs, had come from hyper-active micro-pixels from the grass. (Later on in Steve's survival career, he found that the micro-pixels had stopped randomly making animals. Now, a chemical reaction having to do with crop and strange hearts were what make more tasty, nummy creatures.) There were two animals who originally emerged from the grass: Pink, tasty animals called, "pigs," and lovely fluffy things called, "sheep."
---Contrary to popular belief, Steve had access to redstone technology far before, 'Secret Fridays.' As a matter of fact, He had a high-quality experimental gene-engineering lab. Steve had become very lonely and depressed at the time. He had even been deeply contemplating suicide. Our Hero was desperate to find others. Or make them. He begun deep tests, studying the random book cases he somehow made with sugarcane. They were just- there. Eventually, he felt confident he was ready to conduct his first experiment; Steve had manipulated the very fabric of his genes in his redstone gene lab. After months and months of research, hypothesizing, calculating, and other painstaking work, he was met only with failure. He was given what was merely a neandrathal. It was as if he was spit in the face. Steve rejected his failure and tossed it into the wilderness. Only, the accident was not the creeper, and it was not the last he saw of his, 'failure.'
---To be perfectly honest, I could go into detail about practically every single mob. However, this is the story of the creeper. The missing links are only intentional. And you may ask how I know all of this information. It's because the random books inside of the cases... Steve was a great writer.

End of Part One.
Writer's note: Yes, I am well aware I have not even mentioned the creeper aside from the introduction. I hope you're patient and understand that a good story keeps you always wanting more... :) Next chapter, we will find out the truth... The truth of how the creeper was truly made. And please, leave comments expressing what you think. :)Find out what happens next at Part Two!
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Update #1 : by Atredes 03/08/2012 10:52:38 pmMar 8th, 2012

Oh lord! Forgive me any fan who cares, for I have not been committed to my work. I promise you a part 3 by Monday. I've just been very busy in real life, but I promise to get back to you!

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07/10/2012 8:30 am
Level 36 : Artisan Architect
pi314's Avatar
Wasn't the creeper Notch's failed first attempt at creating pigs?
07/13/2012 8:37 pm
Level 26 : Expert Architect
Atredes's Avatar
Yeah, it was, but that wouldn't apply to this story, for this is an evolutionist story. That's a creationist opinion. :P
The White Knight
03/11/2012 6:24 am
Level 25 : Expert Ninja
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thats cool, diamond time! also, i dont beleve in evolution, in christan, and i also believe that notch created all mobs in his image XD
12/12/2011 9:50 am
Level 50 : Grandmaster Nether Knight
t3h0nly1's Avatar
So basically after typing the seed and clicking the create new world button. Evolution is fast forwarded up to the point where steve is fully functional.


very interesting concept indeed.

gonna read the next chapter :)
12/11/2011 1:11 am
Level 45 : Master Batman
DrThresh's Avatar
Ponderous. I anticipate your next entry!
12/11/2011 1:16 am
Level 26 : Expert Architect
Atredes's Avatar
It's all ready out, yet I fear it once again skips the element I was originally going for. Please, I want feedback on it. I feel it's not as good at the first entry.
12/11/2011 1:24 am
Level 45 : Master Batman
DrThresh's Avatar
Yep, just finished reading it. While it doesn't feel as good, it certainly had a bit more humourous undertones in it than this one.
12/11/2011 2:07 am
Level 26 : Expert Architect
Atredes's Avatar
So you feel I could improve it to give it a bit more of an... Evolutionary feel like in this one?
12/10/2011 10:40 pm
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12/10/2011 7:55 pm
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Uh hu....
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