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The Truth about the NPC villagers

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avatar Turtleshell_Luck
Level 51 : Grandmaster Turtle
So..... when 1.9 released the villagers, everyone expected them to do something. Well.... they do do something. I have a theory that the villagers are actually incredibly advanced people. And they have invented guns, lasers, rockets, they are currently working on the invention of the atomic bomb. Ya see, in every village there is a well... my theory is that if you go to the bottom of the well and mine..

36 blocks to the right + 16 blocks down, then mine how ever many villagers in that village to the left, and then 18 blocks directly up, you will find a cave. If you get to the end, there is a monster spawner, breaking it reveals a chest held by iron bars and two Slimes, in the chest is a book, bringing the book to any of the villagers makes him give you a button. Placing the button next to the door of any of the houses opens of a gigantic hole hidden by holographic blocks. At the bottom of the hole is a red portal made of diamond ore, glowstone, and end stone. Going through it takes you to a secret room where you can learn about the technologically advanced lifestyle of the villagers.

They have probably invented jets, snowmobiles, tanks, blimps, and things beyond our wildest imagination.

Oh yeah i forgot to mention, you have to have legit beaten the enderdragon on a hardcore mode, and you have to do this on that world. Also, you have to beat the enderdragon using only a wooden sword, 12 arrows, a bow, and a leather helmet.

Well.... go ahead... try it, see if i'm right.

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  • archlordvg
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • October 5, 2014, 12:07 pm
It doesn't work but still...cool! I like it! :)
  • lobie10
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Artist
  • April 28, 2014, 2:12 pm
  • AsIfItIs
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • November 5, 2013, 3:23 pm
Impossible, literally!
  • 3skandar
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • December 17, 2012, 1:43 pm
My grandparent is a villager...
they are putting a mind control robot squid instead of my normal pet squid on my head!ahhh(I have a pet squid that lives on my head ok?)I wll obey the squidwards...*blasts notch with lazer cannon*we will take over minecraft!
  • Hotwing10
  • Level 22
  • Expert Nerd
  • December 1, 2012, 4:21 pm
Were you on acid when you wrote this?
  • momarama
  • Level 20
  • Expert Princess
  • October 22, 2012, 3:11 pm
Is this real?! NOTE: I read the posts that said you can do it! I'll try it!
No, this is fake, do not waste your time.
  • momarama
  • Level 20
  • Expert Princess
  • October 22, 2012, 4:34 pm
Then why is there a Villager class Villager that is not seen!?
I don't know. Trust me, this blog is entirely a joke. I wrote it you can waste your time if you want, but it's not gonna work.
  • kittehs6
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Architect
  • November 18, 2013, 12:29 pm
what if i said i made a mod about this
cuz i did!

i put every thing

i was kidding this dosent deserve a mod LOL
  • archlordvg
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • July 8, 2015, 3:06 pm
I think if someone decided to make a mod about this then they should. I would personally love to see a mod about this:)
  • archlordvg
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • October 6, 2014, 1:15 pm
I don't think you did.
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • October 8, 2012, 4:40 pm
*static* *screen pops up with voice* I did it! The villagers have computers allowing me to access PMC in Minecraft. Anyways we are busy stopping an alien apocalypse. The aliens are really creepy... they're spheres *gasps*

"NO FIRE THE PROTON MISSILE!" "No I mean the OTHER red wire" "Uhhh... seeya..."
I love these comments.
  • csarks
  • Level 27
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • January 26, 2013, 5:38 pm
  • candle_
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Botanist
  • October 9, 2012, 12:46 pm
Sorry, but you didn't trick me because I read this 6 months after you posted it. And in that version I have that would not work(But I haven't tested it..)
Or? xD
  • ajgrocks101
  • Level 24
  • Expert Archer
  • October 6, 2012, 3:45 am
I did it just 4 the challenge, and after 10 tries, did it :D
If anyone actually believes this... wow. Just wow.
  • archlordvg
  • Level 7
  • Apprentice Explorer
  • October 5, 2014, 12:09 pm
I did...for a moment
  • cjcraft01
  • Level 1
  • New Network
  • August 29, 2012, 8:00 pm
Squidward is smart.
  • rocknsugar
  • Level 14
  • Journeyman Mage
  • August 28, 2012, 7:22 am
You now they didn't have jets and stuff like that. You see, when you write a book and you have to listen to me very carefully now put all the pages with the letter V until the end of the book. Then the title has to be "ViLlAgErS" Just like that. Then you take a trade with any villagers 100 times. Yes it sucks but it the reward is awesome.Then show him the book. If it worked he will have rainbow potion particles. If this doesn't happen you have to make another world in order for it to work. Then the villager we give you two things. They are 14 ruby blocks and a flint and steel whats steel is green like a emerald you make a portal with the ruby blocks and light it with the special flint and steel. Then you minecraft MUST turn red. If it doesn't then it won't work. Then after 5 seconds you will be in a world with piles of emeralds and all their trading items. You must pick them 1 item up and if you do, a king villager comes out of nowhere and starts attacking you. You must kill it and is hard to do becuase he has 1000 hearts!!!!! His must die by the potion of instant harming 2! If you kill him you return to the normal world and there will be diamonds, gold, iron, cobblestone, coal, emeralds, and rubys every where. Thats becuase they have a secret vault with every single item in it. Thats the secret to villagers

(If you read though this then good luck!)
this is fake the real story is... that once ago in the year 1.9 steve stumbled opun a space ship inside was a... squidward. trolololololololol
  • link4141
  • Level 1
  • New Miner
  • August 11, 2012, 7:19 am
If you kill the enderdragon with no armor or weapon and you go through the end portal you will spawn on top of the largest mountain in minecraft where there is a sign that says "Good job! have a cookie! :D"
from rick rollington trollicus. and if you bring the enderdragon egg through the portal it can actually hatch into a enderdragon! just place it on a emerald block.
  • benton22
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Hunter
  • August 5, 2012, 3:06 pm
WOW trolol u actually tricked me... doesnt work
  • ndnprct3
  • Level 4
  • Apprentice Engineer
  • July 31, 2012, 9:33 am
im not a pro at MC so i cant try this.
Are people really this stupid?
  • wespacectas
  • Level 20
  • Expert Warrior
  • July 7, 2012, 5:30 am
Cool !.
im wondering how many of the people below me legitimately ever thought this was going to be true. :3
great job at derping people mr turtle!
if its true FILM IT!
Tel me the Truth. Does this REALLY work?
  • WolfGirl
  • Level 38
  • Artisan Taco
  • May 28, 2012, 9:41 am
I want to try this SOOO bad but I know I'll mess up so I made my brother do it!
  • shad3w44
  • Level 35
  • Artisan Artist
  • May 25, 2012, 11:08 am
i tried and it worked :D. i gave the book, took the button and then used it. i went in the secret room and then the testificates pointed lazer guns on me and said "whe have to kill you to keep our secret"

the first thing i thought of was "they can move thier arms? awesome!" and then "why did they gave me the button if they wanted to keep thier secrets?"
Is it sad I did this?
Not if I did it too :P
  • Cyentw
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Programmer
  • May 19, 2012, 10:03 am
Woah... Jets, oil rigs... This world is amazing.

This is cyentw reporting from the villager's special world. To my left we can see a rocket with two villagers inside; headed for the moon. To my right we can see... A tank? Jesus! Get down! WOOOOSH KABOOOM! We've got to get out of here! Run charlie! Take the camera back to the overworld and show it to Turtleshel_Luck! Run! Run!!! RUN! [Shakey camera] WOOOOSH KABOOOM! Charlie! I'm hit! Run! Get out of here! Leave me behind! No! Not my head! NOOOOOOO!!!!! [static]
  • Hyp3rActiv3
  • Level 5
  • Apprentice Network
  • July 21, 2012, 6:24 pm
  • Thomas2536
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Unicorn
  • May 17, 2012, 2:12 pm
Poop¿?¿?¿?¿ This hurts my feelings. TROLL URSELF BRO!
dude thx alot now i have holographic wood. >:D
  • Hotwing10
  • Level 22
  • Expert Nerd
  • December 1, 2012, 4:33 pm
That's what she said.
  • ipoder
  • Level 25
  • Expert Architect
  • May 16, 2012, 3:22 pm
I beat the Enderdragon on Hardcore 3 days after 1.9 came out. Full Diamond, diamond sword, bow, 64 arrows, 10 golden apples, 128 cobbletone, and TMI only for the portal. I believe I was one of the first people to accomplish this
  • zeaga
  • Level 1
  • New Crafter
  • May 18, 2012, 6:17 pm
I beat it the first day completely legit, like many other people, because we prepared before hand.
  • Seska Rotan
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 38
  • Artisan Grump
  • May 16, 2012, 6:17 am
Shit. I genuinely thought this was just another kid trying to 'troll'. But oh shit it actually worked. You can still get into the holo cave thing without needing to do the Enderdragon bit though. :s I found a plane. :3
Villagers are poo on legs! (vaporizes)
  • ulramite
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Ranger
  • May 16, 2012, 1:20 am
help... help... help me... the... villagers... they... have... some (static)... they can take over with it... oh no... they have seen me... THERE GOING TO KILL ME!!! HHHEEELLLPPP!!! oh wait... i have the cheat pack.......................... (kills every villager) there.
  • Tryplex
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Miner
  • May 16, 2012, 12:19 am
You're wrong D:
EDIT: I think you're right, I accidentally hit the enderdragon once with my crafting table, that might cancel the entire thing.
  • ExDeuce
  • Level 28
  • Expert Architect
  • May 15, 2012, 10:07 pm
some one remake this place!!! please!! all of us who can't do it really really really want to see this place! or do the task use too many items mod and change to creative mode. we can all see the place then.
  • Wood_Puncher
  • Level 13
  • Journeyman Engineer
  • April 11, 2012, 11:19 am
that would be quite a challange.
  • Cedric2
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Architect
  • April 11, 2012, 10:31 am
The problem is, now that villagers breed, the cave's location would be ever changing. Seeing as the population would be both rising and falling due to zombies and breeding, you could never accurately dig the number of blocks equal to total population to the left. Other than that, I like this idea. Makes me want to go back and explore my villager breeder town!
  • Hotwing10
  • Level 22
  • Expert Nerd
  • December 1, 2012, 4:28 pm
1. He never said it was equal to the ammount of villagers
2. if i'm wrong and it was said somewhere, it could spawn according to how many villagers originally spawned in the village.
  • FarGuardian
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Scribe
  • April 11, 2012, 2:36 am
lol my theory is that notch intended them to be for testing therefore they are called Testificates and 1.9 never existed
  • roboguy125
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • April 10, 2012, 8:48 pm
absolute bullshit
Its a joke, eh?
  • roboguy125
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • April 11, 2012, 9:39 am
  • Frosty Eyes
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Hunter
  • April 10, 2012, 1:40 pm
lol nice
  • hornetsboy21
  • Level 8
  • Apprentice Goblin
  • April 10, 2012, 11:14 am
I havn't tried but.....i can't defeat the freaking dragon with just a wood sword,leather hat,a bow,and 12 arrows.
Well then, I guess we'll never know.
  • pumpapa
  • Level 12
  • Journeyman Mage
  • April 10, 2012, 9:30 am
[size=12px][color=rgb(34,34,34)][bgcolor=rgb(204,204,204)]'36 blocks to the right + 16 blocks down, then mine how ever many villagers in that village to the left, and then 68 blocks directly up'[/bgcolor][/color][/size]
[size=12px]but if you only mine 16 down how can you mine 68 blocks up then, I don't think the well is 52 blocks deep, well maybe you can do that if there's a mountain next to the Village but there isn't always a mountain :/[/size]
[size=12px]I like the story tough, I love things that are nonsense being forged into a readable story, but fix the math next time ;)[/size]
alright, silly mistake on my part!
wow ummm, am i ment to try this?
If you want to find out the truth!

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