ok so I know this isn't as long as long as my other one but I still find it hilarious
So here it is
Achem (clears throat)

Welcome to life of adults, child.

You wake up it is TIME FOR COFFEE
take a shower TIME FOR COFFEE
Go to work TIME FOR COFFEE
Get fired TIME FOR COFFEE
And by 5 o'clock it should be......






TIME FOR COFFEE

Ya that is It as I already it is short and like I said in the bucket one this is a random meme I found on the internet