1. Free diamonds
Newb: Hmm, what's this? *reads sign*
The sign reads... "Jump to get free diamonds!"
Newb: Wow! I'm going to get diamonds!
A lava pit awaits him at the end of the hole
Troll: Heh heh, classic.

2. House on fire?
Newb: Where am I? I have no idea why I walked this far
Troll: I don't know, also I set your house on fire
Newb: Oh no. *Runs in the opposite direction of his house*
After a while, he realizes he's going in the wrong direction and runs back
2 hours later
Newb: Finally! I made it! Wait a minute, you lied to me!
Troll: Yep, I did. Or maybe I didn't. Check underneath
Newb: Huh? *Digs underneath and sees fire right under his house* ... *ragequit*
Troll: Lol

3. Trying to get revenge
Newb: That troll is always mean to me and I'm going to get him back!
Troll: Hi noob
Newb: Go away I'm thinking of a way to troll you
Troll: I'm sorry, excuse me?
Newb: I'm thinking of a way to troll you! Now go away you're making me claustrophobic
Troll: You're claustrophobic eh? Let's see how you like this! /tp Newb -210 64 506
Newb: *Gets teleported inside a bedrock room with no doors*
Troll: Now that's claustrophobic *hears an explosion in the distance* Hmm, he
must have tried to kill himself to escape. Too bad I set his spawn there
Newb: WHY?!

4. Another fake diamond trap
Troll: I need to make sure I don't get my diamonds stolen. I need a trap.
*Troll sets up noob trap*
Troll: Here comes a noob! *Hides*
Noob: Ooh, what's this?
*Reads sign saying "Break this for diamonds" and "Break this to die"*
Noob: I want some diamonds =) *Breaks the diamond one*
Noob: Wait, that isnt diamo- *hit by anvil*
Troll: Hehe... What a noob.


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