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Types Of Minecraft Players Farming

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KaiOceansword's Avatar KaiOceansword
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Basically Types Of Minecraft Players Going Mining
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Comment below which one of these r u!
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The Guy Who Hates Farming/Doesn't Farm
P1: What's the point of farming! You could always steal from Villagers!
P2: You're basically farming by just harvesting their crops
P1: No I am not! Harvesting and farming are very different! After I harvest their crops I burn it down so they can't farm anymore!
P2: Uhh....whaa....

The Guy Who Is Bad At Farming
P1: Here's my farm! *Proudly presents a single Potato*
P2: Why don't you plant more seeds?
P1: It's hard to find them, everytime I harvest the Potato I have to find more again!
P2: You know- nevemrind...

The Guy Who Has Been Farming For Years
P2: Can I borrow some food for you?
P1: Yep sure!
P2: How much for a 10 Carrots?
P1: Nah bro, you can have 3 stacks of Carrot for free!
P2: Won't that take out your farm production?!
P1: *Steps aside and shows P2 how big the farm is*
P2: ...
P1: I have enough to feed an army!
P2: Ok...5 Stacks of Carrots and a Chest of Apples pls!
P1: That will be 10 Emeralds
P2: I thought u said it was free!?
P1: The food is free, the chest is not!
P2: ...

The Pro Farmer
P1: This over here is the machine that harvest the Carrots and transports them to my house giving me infinite Carrots, plus we got the automatic bonemeal installer, then we got the...
*1 Year Later*
P1: That's all in my farm! Imma planning to add a robot to...
*1 Year Later*
P1: ...harvest the carrots, potatoes, clean up the farm and...
*1 Year Later*
P1: ...show guests around my farm, destroy any mob that comes and...
*1 Year Later*
P1: ...throw vandalizing players out!

7/5/2023: Uhh...I need more ideas! Comment below now!!!
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05/07/2023 12:15 am
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WhisperOfTheWild
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Types of minecraft players building
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05/07/2023 1:42 am
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KaiOceansword
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Already started that, I mean more types of Minecraft farmers
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05/07/2023 1:45 am
Level 43 : Master Enchanter
WhisperOfTheWild
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then i dunno
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