Hey guys, CaporalDxl here and today we're here for a problem that might cost our lives (well, just the Minecraft lives, but that's like 60% of our real one, so yeah... :P). I figured out something of great power, that will destroy all of us: Villagers are Illuminati!!!

Yes, I know this is a shock for you guys, but it's true. So if Villager = Δ, that means they have the power of 360-no scoping and having 420 blazes under their command.

First, let's think about this: Vi-lla-ger and E-me-rald, 3 syllables on each one! How many noses do villagers have? 1! 3 sides, 3 angles, one eye = Δ confirmed! :O



So if we have these guys ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ there being this down here





It means that we're all in grave danger. But wait! There's more!



We admited that they will have 420 blazes under their command! Keep that number in mind!
A stack in Minecraft is 64 - 4 (which you will see later on where we'll put it) = 60
60 + 100 (cause it's an even number) = 160
Coming back: 420 - 160 = 360 :O that means they have the power of 360 no-scoping twice. Wait, that can't be...

360 / 10 (cause it's another even number and 10 = 100 / 10) = 36
36 / 3 (sides and angles, you get it) = 12
12 = 3 * 4 (the one from earlier on)
4 - 3 = 1

So we have another 3 sides and 3 angles, and an eye, which means we have another Δ :O Omg what is this?! No, this can't be true! Villagers are two Illuminati! That is way to much power!

*The Villagers buy emeralds with whatever they can afford, because no players (or most of them anyway) don't use emeralds and think they're useless, but the truth is that the emeralds hold great power (that's why they're so rare and they're also gems, so yeah.. :P). That means they use emerald blocks to make rituals and whatnot! Skeletons know that villagers are evil and that's why they don't aproach them. And some villager houses are blocked by the road. Why? Because they do meetings and stuff there.

Everyone pack up and run for your lives! Ruuuuuuu.........


Omg we hit pop reel thx guys!