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The Dorito war mystery


The great dorito war happened 20 years ago and a man fighting for dorito rights died in a mass shooting
the detetives havent found the body so it's up to john to find the body
john walked in the streets of dorito land and got to the place where the man was killed
while he was trying to find clues he found a phone with a video, probably showcasing what happened
the video he then watched was a 1000 hour minecraft playthrough of doritoplayer420 doritoplayer was streaming minecraft meanwhile he was in the forbidden streets of antidoritimism
he was raising funds for dorito rights
the live streaming then was stopped by the killers and they pooped on the monitor
John, with his new knowledge tried to find the poop, but didnt find anything
he died foind though the monitor in wich doritoplayer420 was playing and streaming minecraft
the detective grabbed the monitor and the monitor grew legs and arms
the monitor went crazy and kicked a garbage can
in the garbage card there was doritoplayer420's identity card, wich showed where his house was
so John pakced his bags and went to brazil, where doritoplayer420 lived before going to dorito land
in brazil there were funny monkeys and John illegally stole bought a monkey, wich he named Carl
John made Carl sniff the credit card and the monkey located doritoplayer420's house
in the house there was a lot of mountain dew and minecraft posters
John saw that the basement's door was open so he walked in the basement, and saw the unthinkable....
doritoplayer420 ...
was there...
streaming minecraft
John then called the police to tell them that doritoplayer420 was alive, but then a meteorite destroyed the entirety of brazil, killing everyone in brazil.


PersonWhoPlaysMinecraft
I hope I didny break any rules
here is actual footage of the war ok