The year is 2014.

On the 7th month, clever Paril invents time travel, making him and countless others capable of going backwards and forwards through time.

This was helpful for the moderators, as it allowed them to easily fix disputes and problems.

However, one day, a moderator called Adam came along. He wanted to see whether he could go back in time, to the 1920's, due to him wanting to see what -ATOM-'s childhood was like. So Adam waited until Paril was asleep, having dreams about fluffy sheep and nutella. Sneaking into Paril's not so secret laboratory, Adam snook past Parils watch dogs, Zaralith and Jackie1st, also asleep in their pens.

Reaching the time machine, Adam let out a gasp-

The time machine was powered by the creativeness of the websites members!

After looking at the controls situated at the top of the machine, Adam easily worked out how it functions, with a digital clock showing the target date when time travelling. Wiping a bead of sweat from his brow, Adam set the date: 12th July 1929.

And it all went black.

Adam was shaken awake by strong hands, occasionally getting a light slap to the face. Opening his eyes, he saw a large man, with a cigarette and a well worn fedora. 

Holding out his hand, the man said, get up, before I make you get up.

"Who are you?" Adam asked, as he pulled himself up.

"Im Palaeos"

Looking around, Adam saw many of the other moderators, sprawled out in various positions, with Jesuitical doing the splits, and Midnight looking like she was in the process of a snow angel.

After an eventful hour of everyone waking up, apart from Charlizard who was snoring like there was no tommorrow, Adam was approached by Jack, who continued to slap him, telling him blatantly, "well done noob".

Adam was taken out of his momnetary shock by Palaeos 'the gun' Johnson, who told him to take the others and follow him back to his safehouse.

That didn't go well.

The group was like a congregation of drunk seagulls, trailing their way through the streets of downtown New York, until finding themselves at a big delapidated warehouse. Walking up to the warehouse, Palaeos was confronted by two Mobsters, who strangely looked like Sam and Snowy, armed with tommy guns, which were pointed at the group of moderators.

After a few minutes of intense talking, Palaeos walked back to the group.

"give me a few minutes, im going talking with the Big Cheese Paril, and maybe we can get you lot into the mob, capeesh?"

-ATOM- then walked up to Adam, with an angry look on his face,

"Erm -ATOM-, I only wanted to see what your childhood was like...." Adam hastely said.

"who the blast are you calling old? Im only 89!" Shouted -ATOM-, his face getting redder, as red as a beetroot

He then continued to slap Adam.

"Ouch! You big meanie!"

Any comeback was cut short by Palaeos returning to the group. His hard face then wrinkled into a smile'

"Welcome to the mob".

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No offense is intended to any mods!

Thanks for reading!