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What Would Be The Deadliest Mob In Real Life

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dunkey4 avatar dunkey4
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Hello PMCers this is Dunkey4 speaking to ya now, Lately a question has been forming in my mind and i had to post it here.

What Would Be The Deadliest Minecraft Mob In Real Life

I asked a couple of my friends and they had a lot of different suggestions (Zombie, Ghast, Enderman, Zombie Pigman, Silverfish...) You see what i mean?
I decided i would ask you guys on what you think on the subject, but i might as well give you some info on what i think there abilities and weaknesses would be in real life.

Note: This will not include Bosses or Jockeys

Now this guy would be a lot harder to kill in real life, i mean you can't let it bite you (Obviously) it would probably be strong enough to throw a car ( I mean it can break down doors so it must be pretty strong) And it would take a hell of a lot of firepower to bring it crashing down.
But it would be slow and not very smart at all.

Ahh the Skeleton, It wouldn't be easy to get very close to him because of his arrow shooting and even if you could punching it would do no good (Unless you can punch hard enough to break a human skull) A shockwave from an explosion would possibly cause one to fall apart but this wouldn't be very reliable.

Spider and Cave Spider
Now if you have seen "Eight Legged Freaks" you would probably know how a spider would be like, Running would be completely useless because of there running and jumping abilities, and you couldn't let them bite or shoot webs at you because of venom and being tangled, my best bet would to either use a weapon like a spear or a firearm.

Now these guys would be a major headache, they are completely silent until they hiss and they blow up, but there slow and it would be pretty darn easy to spot one even if they are in a forest, i still recon these guys would be pretty easy to beat in real life.

Now you would think that one of these bad boys wouldn't be much of a threat, but if you've watched "The Mummy" (Great movie by the way :) i would imagine silverfish to be like the flesh eating scarabs in the movie, i believe a silverfishes jaws would also be able to cut through bone as if it was warm butter.

These guys would be deadly in real life, Bullets, Sword Swipes and Arrows would do next to nothing again this guy, if you managed to get chunks of it they would turn into little slimes and if you wernt careful you would get sucked into the slime and dissolved, but i also believe if you stuck a stick of dynamite into it, the force of the blast would rip it apart and damage its molecular structure so much it wouldn't be able to reform and so it will just dissolve into a gas that smells like lemonade.

Ha, these dude would be a problem too, i mean arrows and bullets would be next to useless because the damn enderman would just teleport out of the way and if you were in a group the enderman would just grab you one at a time, teleport you away and then eat you, to be honest i don't know how you would beat this guy.

Zombie Pigman
Ohh, these guys would be nasty, they work in large packs, carry weapons and will keep on trying to kill you until either you or it is dead because of their violent rage, even if your in a heavily armed group their sheer numbers could easily overwhelm you.

These...umm...things would be very fast and agile along with there rapid fire, fireballs. You could possibly kill one with a combination of a fire proof suit, a high powered fire extinguisher and some sort of weapon that you could use on it, i have no idea what this weapon could be and another flaw is that you would need someone stupid enough to do it.

Firing highly explosive fire charges at buildings or crowds of panicking people would be pretty bad, your only hope would be to find shelter where the ghast couldn't follow, but it would also have to be enough to withstand the explosive fireballs, to kill it on the other hand... BRING OUT THE STINGERS AND BAZOOKAS.

Wither Skeletons
oh my, i believe this one would probably be one of the nastiest because if you were just cut once by the stone sword, you would quickly turn into a black vapour that will fly over to the skeleton and then heal and regenerate any broken bones, and even possibly give it some black armour too, so if you came across this guy, i would run.

Magma Cube
A nasty creature, they jump high in the air and then drop onto of you, crushing you under its heavy weight, its rock hide would be too thick for any weapon but if you were to shoot its magma core when its unraveled it would cause the magma cube to blow apart and spread lava and magma cream everywhere, just make sure you're not hit by the lava.

A witch would easily kill a lone person, but if you were armed and protected it would probably be easy to kill and i fell that this creature isn't really a threat.

thats my blog and i hope you enjoyed it, i will keep adding future mobs and tell me if i have missed any
please comment on your vote on the subject.
Creditmy pals, all who vote on the subject

1 Update Logs

Update #1 : by dunkey4 12/26/2012 9:34:51 pmDec 26th, 2012

added the zombie pigman, blaze, ghast, magma cube and witch

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10/11/2016 9:30 am
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Hyperhexjoe avatar
Spiders, endermen, and wither skeletons would be a pain. I already hate wither skeletons, so in nether fortresses I build a roof they can't get under. Endermen.... Teleportation does not work with guns. Hand to hand combat would be cool. Spiders are venomous and could outrun you. Geez, I would stab it to death. I also think skeletons would be easy to kill. I know how hard it is to lodge a single arrow, and a withered body would not help. Zombies..... There are many visualizations of them, so I'm not sure. They have been seen as causing apocalypses, so they could be a main threat, especially when they catch on fire and light up everything. and with witches, they are probably like us, and could be weak. It may be possible to even reason with them.
In general, I think the mobs could be a living heck.
09/21/2016 8:40 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
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For endermen, I would just hide in small spaces and stab them to death :D
09/21/2016 8:40 pm
Level 1 : New Explorer
TheElementalBlaze avatar
I would go with blaze and skeleton, almost only firefighters could kill a blaze, LOL. Slides would be a big danger too.
07/01/2016 10:33 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
LiamRMiller avatar
I Think The Enderman Would Be The Most Deadly
05/05/2016 4:13 am
Level 1 : New Miner
stargazzzing avatar
If minecraft mobs were real you could respawn
03/07/2015 2:52 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Archer
Puncho Face
Puncho Face avatar
If minecraft was real you could have orespawn and the Royal Gaurdian Sword and insti-kill everything.But then you would have to deal with the king and queen...
01/13/2015 8:52 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
Starkiller4757 avatar
How you would take out the Enderman. 
Suicide  bombers. (Once they grab you push the trigger) or bait (a hidden explosive inside a block)
08/01/2014 12:36 am
Level 1 : New Miner
Lseg213 avatar
If the bosses were real, we would all get owned. I mean, a Wither plus an Enderdragon= End of Humanity
05/31/2014 3:28 pm
Level 47 : Master Dragon
Iizvullok avatar
I think zombies are most dangerous, because they turns other humans to zombies, which will turn other humans to zombies...
05/21/2014 8:46 pm
Level 6 : Apprentice Miner
tinylittlecreepr avatar
silverfish are real and dont really hurt anyone, i have them in my garden and they eat aphids and slugs and other bugs
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