Once, there was a mineral named saltash. He made a bet with a monkey he could get 40 subs before the monkey.So the monkey wrote a blog about how awesome the saltash was to get a subscribe from the saltash so the saltash would doom himself. And this is the blog:

Oh how a saltash is wonderful, he spices food and makes our tummies full. A saltash is very courageous, for he traps monsters in cages. Saltash's make all our lives better, this rhymes, so I wrote it. If you dip a Saltash in water, he will get wetter. If I lose the sub-race, he will win. And that is why, I have cans of tin. I am not creative, I am just randomly rhyming, this blog sucks. Eat a waffle. Triangles Triangles Triangles BLOG!!! I think I ate a triangle frog.
I don't know why I made it a poem, but it seems like it's no longer about saltash-oem. Now I'm just making words up, I like triangle drups.

THE END?