1. You swat at a mosquito and you say "Stupid creeper." and you're not even playing minecraft
2. You cry after you lose diamonds in lava
3. You think that having diamonds on creative mode is awesome, and someone tells you "The sad truth"
4. You ban your friends when they kill you on your PVP server
5. You say a server sucks when they don't op you
6. You cry when the achievements don't work
7. You die in the nether with a diamond pickaxe and you break your computer with a jack-hammer
8. You have 100 mods on your minecraft at once
9. You devote your life to finding a girl that plays minecraft as much as you
10. You think that one day, you'll be able to break things with your bare hands

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