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The illumanati was a group in the 1700s,it lasted for 15 years. And someone started to take this "illumanati" joke to seriously
And I know what you read XD
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/pla ... onspiracy/

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coolzzz2hipThe illumanati was a group in the 1700s,in last for 15 years. And someone started to take this "illumanati
And I know what you read XD
http://www.planetminecraft.com/blog/pla ... onspiracy/

Being honest here, I went back to the front page to look at other things and saw that blog, and I was like oops, I was deciding whether to delete this ...

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The Illuminati has no red meaning they could be anti-communist like me and the sizaN.

SmallSeaCat

Good for you... Do you have anything on topic?

n owl Hidden in the 1 dollar bill and the white house is built in the shape of an owl.

Planet Minecraft has 3 words in it

Planet, mine and craft.

A triangle has 3 sides in it.

Illuminati?

Billy mays = 9 letters
Oxiclean = 1 product

Illuminati = 10 letters

Billy mays is Illuminati!!

Uh, don't know if joke or srs, cause I know loads about my one-eyed friends.

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Omg XD

NOTE: *I'm not hating on anyone, this is for entertainment purposes ONLY*

The Assassins Creed
These were a branch of the illuminati, the ones who did the dirty work. The Assassins knew of many things.. ordinary people never. How to use their full senses, how to blend in with the darkness. These were specially trained and knew of everything going on in the city. Overtime, they became freedom fighters, fighting for liberty and peace. Alas, the creed ended when the world changed into a better place. Though they left a sign. The Statue of Liberty. Originally the French', they passed it on to the Americans as a public sign of peace, but a secret sign of the creed. The French were assassins aswell, and fought in the French Revolution. Liberty was their sign.

Bermuda
Most modern traces of the Atlantians are connected to Bermuda. This is a small area believed to be made of energy that sucks in any object on it's surface. Lies. Bermuda is a sign of Atlantia. Researches found a crystal PYRAMID under the surface. Researches were hushed up by the Shadow Organizations, which today consists of 13 families. (Originally, the American flag had 13 stars on it.) The area of bermuda, funnily enough, is a triangle shape. It is not on any map however, as the modern Illuminati has no intention on sharing their secrets.

Illuminati is chocolate!
Chocolate starts with C.
Mr. Clean's last name starts with C.
Mr. Clean's head is shiny.
Coins are also shiny.
Coins relate to the dollar bill
The dollar bill has the Illuminati on it.
Boom

Illuminati starts and ends with the letter i.
That is two i's.
Planet Minecraft has two words.
2 + 2 = 4.
The word "atom" has four letters.
-ATOM- illuminati confirmed.

"Signs" include throwing up hand signals, like Jay Z's diamond, which some believe is actually a covert reference to the "all-seeing eye," an alleged Illuminati symbol. Supposed Illuminati references also pepper music videos, like "Run This Town," the Jay Z/Kanye/Rihanna smash in which the trio wore all black in a post-apocalyptic society. Jay also raised eyebrows with goat skull imagery in "On To the Next One." Katy Perry wedged in plenty of symbolism in her "Dark Horse" video, which The Wire combed through.

Theories have also combed live shows for Illuminati rituals. Apparently Taylor Swift's 2012 American Music Award and 2013 BRIT Award performances were rife with religious symbolism. And what about that time Kanye embarrassed her at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? It was a staged ritual, because all incoming Illu-members have to be embarrassed in front of their peers as initiation. The same theory applies to Miley Cyrus' much-hyped 2013 VMA performance.

Illuminati. Illuminate. What illuminates? Light bulbs. And what do light bulbs represent? Good ideas. But the illuminati is not a good idea. It's a bad idea. What else is a bad idea? Terrorism. Who is a terrorist? Osama Bin Laden. OSAMA BIN LADDEN IS WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI!

[insert inception noise]

One has 3 in it. Three has 5 in it. 1 * 3 * 3 * 5 = 45. Forty Five has 5 and 4 and 4 and 5. 5 - 4 + 5 - 4 = 2. There is one body orbiting the Earth. 2 + 1 = 3. Half Life 3 confirmed release 5014. 5 + 0 = 1 + 4. 5 / 5 + 2 = 3. There have been 3 CoD: Modern Warfares. 3 * 3 = 9. Since Half Life 3 has been confirmed, 9 / 3 = 3. Nicolas Cage confirmed God. Nicolas Cage was in National Treasure. He was looking for the Freemason's treasure. The Freemasons are an old group. The Illuminati is an old group. Illuminati confirmed 100%.

I don't even

*inception music starts playing*
hello m9s. (robotic text-to-voice voice)
watch out, and change ur panties, becuz this might knock your socks of.
after tons of time dong research i have come to a conlucsion.
zyprezz is a member of the illuminati.
now, u might be thinking. how is diz legit br8t?
well, listen up bun11cho
this is my theory:

zypreez is a member of thge pmc clan.
pmc.
pmc is short for planet mine craft.
minecraft.
minecraft is a game.
humans play games.
humans have 2eyes.
eyes.
eyes have one eye.
the illuminati has one eye.
and behold. here comes the most brix shiting part:
xypres is a robot.
robots.
robots are evil.
evil is red.
do you know what is red??
that's right! red flags!
flags are made out of cloth.
cloth rhymes with sloth.
sloths are lazy
lazy.
lazy has 4 letters.
there is one sloth
1 + 4 = 5.
sloths have two eyes and four limbs
4 - 2 = 2
and here it comes:
5 - 2 = 3!
the illumintai has three sides.
ziperzz = illuminati confirmed.
*play xfiles theme*

Cookies are illuminati.
They're not COOKed, they're BAKed.
They should be called BAKies. But Illuminati said no,
Here's a pic. http://imgur.com/HbMQaBN

I'm honestly surprised that no one has mentioned me yet. I'm good at hiding, I suppose.

I'm sorry to say... but...

Minecraft is illuminati.

You know why there is no half-life 3 or TF3 or portal 3? There are three of them = illuminati, GabeN doesn't want to make it obvious that Valve were the illuminati so he scrapped the idea of them

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PaperBatVG has ten letters in it, pBat has four letters in it, 10 - 4 is 6, there are 2 black guys in the youtube group "the few" including pBat, 6 / 2 = 3. PBAT ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!1!! Now some six year old is gonna come up and ask me who pBat is... Should've thought this one through

Guis i escapd muy cel and found the iluminati pc so i used it to notufy u br0i~nos anout teh situration && ther is wifi h3re. As well as $$ . I dnot' have mutch time cuz the iluminate can be here any tim s00n bruh. Aniways i can revael that the ledar of the illluminati is snipars, dough i do " nt think dat was too surpirsing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ó snapp i htink they are c00ming so i bett-r get get out of her cya bye

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youtube is a Illuminati