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Title says it all! Post your Illuminati conspiracy theories here! xD
PMC has 3 letters, a triangle has 3 sides, PMC illuminati confirmed :3
PMC has 3 letters, a triangle has 3 sides, PMC illuminati confirmed :3
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Cant we just BnE and find this stuff out
Disclamer: ErikJack does not approve of BnE's without goverment approval...
Disclamer: ErikJack does not approve of BnE's without goverment approval...
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PMC has 14 categories.
PMC has 3 letters.
14 - 3 = 11
The roman numeral for 11 is XI.
The person who posted above me has 3 chicken wings in their pocket.
A triangle has 3 sides.
I like chicken wings.
Illuminati confirmed.
PMC has 3 letters.
14 - 3 = 11
The roman numeral for 11 is XI.
The person who posted above me has 3 chicken wings in their pocket.
A triangle has 3 sides.
I like chicken wings.
Illuminati confirmed.
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I approve this
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God, I love YouTube
Dude when you think hard kfc is illuminati....
KFC is red
red
do you want to know what else it red
yes
the colour red
red has 3 letters
KFC has3 letters
3+3=6
7 ate 9
therefore we are left with
with 7 who ate 9
there is 7 days in a week
week
week rhymes with the word beak
beak
chickens have beaks
chickens
chickens have 2 wings
humans have 0 wings
2+0 is 2
the kernal has 2 eyes
chickens also have 2 eyes
2+2=4
there is 4 letters in the start of the letters of mcdonalds
mc donalds sells chicken
KFC also sells chicken
there is 9 letters in the word mcdonalds
9
9 rhymes with the word eletromagnetic delay line
magnet
magnets are metal
cages are also made of metal
chickens are kept in cages
is this were kfc gets there chicken?
lets find out
chickens have 2 legs
and humans have 2 legs aswell
2+2 is 4
the kernal has 4 limbs
the chicken has 2 limbs
incase u count there wings
and that is 4
4 divided by 4 is =1
illumnati has 1 eye
so
KFC =Ilumnati comfirmed
Dude when you think hard kfc is illuminati....
KFC is red
red
do you want to know what else it red
yes
the colour red
red has 3 letters
KFC has3 letters
3+3=6
7 ate 9
therefore we are left with
with 7 who ate 9
there is 7 days in a week
week
week rhymes with the word beak
beak
chickens have beaks
chickens
chickens have 2 wings
humans have 0 wings
2+0 is 2
the kernal has 2 eyes
chickens also have 2 eyes
2+2=4
there is 4 letters in the start of the letters of mcdonalds
mc donalds sells chicken
KFC also sells chicken
there is 9 letters in the word mcdonalds
9
9 rhymes with the word eletromagnetic delay line
magnet
magnets are metal
cages are also made of metal
chickens are kept in cages
is this were kfc gets there chicken?
lets find out
chickens have 2 legs
and humans have 2 legs aswell
2+2 is 4
the kernal has 4 limbs
the chicken has 2 limbs
incase u count there wings
and that is 4
4 divided by 4 is =1
illumnati has 1 eye
so
KFC =Ilumnati comfirmed
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i hav proof this is illuminarty. he is called pmc: if u rearrange dese letters and add a few mor u get bin laden. osama dat guy was behind al Qaeda. Qaeda has a Q in it. so does quickscope. this pmc guy DIDN'T quickscope meaning he isnt faze worthy. it is common knowledge that faze employs donald duck to spy on the americans at disney land. this is proof he is planning another attack! donald duck has 3 ds in it. the illuminarty triangle has 3 sides. COINCIDENCE?! i tink not. if you get 3 and divid by 3. you get 1. illuminarty has 1 eye. THIS IS ILLUMINARTY CONFIRMD!!!!!!111!!1!!!! TELL THE WORLD BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!111
Ahem.
Ahem.
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Paril has 5 words
1 is how old I am
5-1= 4
4 is the amount of animatronics in five nights at freddys
there are 7 total nights in five nights at freddy's
freddy's is 7 letters.
7+7=14
14 is how old I now am
(I have been here 13 years writing this)
I have not moved from my spot for 13 years.
I am now on a mountain of crap
on a chair.
I am now 49.
I have died and been reborn
I am now 3.
3 is the number valve cant count to.
valve is 5 letters.
valve will never release half-life 3
half-life 3 is a total of 8 letters and numbers
8 was mentioned before on this post.
Counting from here 566 is the amount of letters.
566 is how old I am now.
the sentence above this one has 17 characters
characters is 10 letters.
10-7=3
eye is 3 words.
3 is the amount of sides a triangle has.
Illumanati confirmed
1 is how old I am
5-1= 4
4 is the amount of animatronics in five nights at freddys
there are 7 total nights in five nights at freddy's
freddy's is 7 letters.
7+7=14
14 is how old I now am
(I have been here 13 years writing this)
I have not moved from my spot for 13 years.
I am now on a mountain of crap
on a chair.
I am now 49.
I have died and been reborn
I am now 3.
3 is the number valve cant count to.
valve is 5 letters.
valve will never release half-life 3
half-life 3 is a total of 8 letters and numbers
8 was mentioned before on this post.
Counting from here 566 is the amount of letters.
566 is how old I am now.
the sentence above this one has 17 characters
characters is 10 letters.
10-7=3
eye is 3 words.
3 is the amount of sides a triangle has.
Illumanati confirmed
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PixeBuilt has two capital letters, and is the name of one server. Two plus one = 3 LOOMINATI
There is three admins on the server.
DOUBLE LOOMINATI
The server has emulated Kanto, and Kanto has a trio of Legendary Birds.
TRIPLE LOOMINATI
3x LOOMINATI = LOOMINATI
There is three admins on the server.
DOUBLE LOOMINATI
The server has emulated Kanto, and Kanto has a trio of Legendary Birds.
TRIPLE LOOMINATI
3x LOOMINATI = LOOMINATI
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Pewdiepie = 9 characters
pewdiepie = 3 illuminatis dun dun dun
pewdiepie = 3 illuminatis dun dun dun
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'Course, if you want entertaining music just watch Weird Al's Foil video. XD
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One word: "Foil"
[Verse 1:]
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
[Pre-Chorus:]
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[Chorus:]
With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
[Sip] Mmm, lovely!
[Verse 2:]
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
[Pre-Chorus:]
And soon you've got black helicopters coming 'cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[Chorus:]
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy
[Verse 1:]
I never seem to finish all my food
I always get a doggie bag from the waiter
So I just keep what's still unchewed
And I take it home, save it for later
[Pre-Chorus:]
But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation
Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation
I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve
I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers
Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer
I just like to keep all my flavours sealed in tight
[Chorus:]
With aluminum foil (foil)
Never settle for less
That kind of wrap is just the best
To keep your sandwich nice and fresh
Stick it in your cooler (cooler)
Eat it when you're ready
But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose)
A refreshing herbal tea
[Sip] Mmm, lovely!
[Verse 2:]
Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code
I've figured out these shadow organizations
And the Illuminati know
That they're finally primed for world domination
[Pre-Chorus:]
And soon you've got black helicopters coming 'cross the border
Puppet masters for the New World Order
Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you
And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing
Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning
Don't mind that, I'm protected cause I made this hat
[Chorus:]
From aluminum foil (foil)
Wear a hat that's foil lined
In case an alien's inclined
To probe your butt or read your mind
Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar)
Seems a little crazy
But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove)
There's a big conspiracy
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OMG I FORGOT, IF YOU PLAY THAT BACKWARDS YOU (need to listen close) HEAR STRANGE THINGS. LIKE, ILLUMINATI-Y THINGS.
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WEIRD AL NOOOOOOO! Don't join illuminati! NOOOOOOO!
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Old annoying meme is three words, old is three letters, a triangle has three sides. Illuminati is a triangle. Illuminati confirmed.
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Illuminati has 3 I's in it
The Illiminati logo has 3 sides on it's triangle
Illuminati 3 confirmed.
The Illiminati logo has 3 sides on it's triangle
Illuminati 3 confirmed.
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Facebook is being controlled by the Illuminati.
Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook.
Mark = Four letters
Zuckerberg = ten letters
Facebook = Eight letters
8 / 4 = 2
2 + 10 = 12
12 = 1 + 2
1 + 2 = 3
There are three sides to the Illuminati triangle.
Darthwars is a member of the Illuminati.
Darth = 5 letters
Wars = 4 letters
Darthwars = 9 letters
Darthwars = 2 words
5 + 4 = 9
9 / 9 = 1
1 + 2 = 3
3 sides to an Illuminati triangle.
Darthwars, the creator of this forum is Illuminati confirmed. He most likely made this post, hoping that I, the Illuminati's company architect would discover his secret. You see, even I do not have the full list of members.
Mark Zuckerberg founded Facebook.
Mark = Four letters
Zuckerberg = ten letters
Facebook = Eight letters
8 / 4 = 2
2 + 10 = 12
12 = 1 + 2
1 + 2 = 3
There are three sides to the Illuminati triangle.
Darthwars is a member of the Illuminati.
Darth = 5 letters
Wars = 4 letters
Darthwars = 9 letters
Darthwars = 2 words
5 + 4 = 9
9 / 9 = 1
1 + 2 = 3
3 sides to an Illuminati triangle.
Darthwars, the creator of this forum is Illuminati confirmed. He most likely made this post, hoping that I, the Illuminati's company architect would discover his secret. You see, even I do not have the full list of members.
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A mind of great power has finally found out D: oh noes
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benjimaestroValve is a games company.
They have 3 major games, Team fortress 2, Half Life 2 and Left 4 Dead 2
TF2, HL2 and L4D2
3 Major games abbreviated to 3 characters.
But wait! Theres more!
Everyone is waiting for a 3rd game in the Portal, Half life and Team Fortress franchises.
The letter V upside down is like a triangle.
Their founder, Gabe Newell, starts with a G.
G is illuminati confirmed.
Plot twist much?
Also, don't forget: the triangle has 3 sides and there are 3 major Valve games. Everyone is waiting for the 3rd installment of those 3 major games. There are 4 main characters in L4D2 - 1 main character in HL2 = 3. Right now we have 4 3s. But let's not forget that PMC is made out of 3 words. Under the website's name there are 3 words too. That makes it 6 3s. 6 x 3 = 18. There were originally 6 submission categories in PMC: projects, skins, packs, servers, mods and blogs. 18 / 6 = 3. That means that PMC and Valve are illuminati. Some more proof that Valve is illuminati:
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We said that PMC is illuminati. PMC is connected to Minecraft. That means that Minecraft is illuminati too.
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Minecraft was made by Notch. Notch is illuminati too. Notch is a person. We know that we're all connected. That means that everyone and everything is illuminati.
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Gyis i did to esc8pe & I am in a s3cret bunker base clan hidong from teh terrorists and iluminatyes & i tihnk i am safe FOR NOE. Teh iluminati must of forgot taht i was dere + i also grabbed lots of $$$ and €€€ and £££ and kush and mdew and broritoes, too. #240blazeit If u evr get supsicous peploe knokcing ur d00r: gtfo!!1! U d 'otn wan't the same tihng to happn to u. It = probalyb twh ulliminatey. Anywyas gus. I hop u realix teh ilumuniti i'stn to mess width, cuz dey will find u & also kill.
Omag u said we taht mens u r illominaty membr. :O wash out gyus
Tanks man u r awesom fro helpnhg me m9. Becuz of u i git 0ut 0.o
(PS: dt'n join a illumonati cuz dey r bad gyus?)
(PSS: #yoloswag)
-TheGrimCreeper-Yup. We're opposing tyranny!
Omag u said we taht mens u r illominaty membr. :O wash out gyus
Find Them Creepersomg m87 git out off dere!!~!!!1~!!!'
Tanks man u r awesom fro helpnhg me m9. Becuz of u i git 0ut 0.o
(PS: dt'n join a illumonati cuz dey r bad gyus?)
(PSS: #yoloswag)
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The group was killed in the 1700s. Anyone alive who claims to be part of it is probably a great-great-great-great-grandchild of someone in there. They were probably trying to be like the Founding Fathers and oppose tyranny. Judging by conspiracy theories claiming that they were evil assassins, they probably had rebel children who hated their ideas and twisted them. And I believe they don't exist.
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Vikana
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Vikana
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Yup. We're opposing tyranny!
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Well PETA has 4 letters and theres only 1 Iluminati... 4-1=3 and there is THREE sides on the Illumanati symbol. PETA IS ILLUMANAZISSSSS RUN 4 LIVES!!1!!!
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youtube is a Illuminati
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Guis i escapd muy cel and found the iluminati pc so i used it to notufy u br0i~nos anout teh situration && ther is wifi h3re. As well as $$ . I dnot' have mutch time cuz the iluminate can be here any tim s00n bruh. Aniways i can revael that the ledar of the illluminati is snipars, dough i do " nt think dat was too surpirsing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Ó snapp i htink they are c00ming so i bett-r get get out of her cya bye
(PS: ubcribe to may utub hcannle plxx. I do cod vids and monatges and stuf?)
(PSS: join teh clan calld xXxXXNoscopeGirrafBrosCoOfJusticUSuckM8XXxXx thx?)
(PSSS: cya gus piece out!)
(PS: ubcribe to may utub hcannle plxx. I do cod vids and monatges and stuf?)
(PSS: join teh clan calld xXxXXNoscopeGirrafBrosCoOfJusticUSuckM8XXxXx thx?)
(PSSS: cya gus piece out!)
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omg m87 git out off dere!!~!!!1~!!!`
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PaperBatVG has ten letters in it, pBat has four letters in it, 10 - 4 is 6, there are 2 black guys in the youtube group "the few" including pBat, 6 / 2 = 3. PBAT ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!!1!! Now some six year old is gonna come up and ask me who pBat is... Should've thought this one through
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darthwarssigurd4-Snip cuz illuminatioverload
omfg
O.o omg i jsut n0ticed my pos56tghn n ,
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sigurd4-Snip cuz illuminatioverload
omfg
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You know why there is no half-life 3 or TF3 or portal 3? There are three of them = illuminati, GabeN doesn't want to make it obvious that Valve were the illuminati so he scrapped the idea of them
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*WARNING*
Before reading any further,
please play the song for maximum effect.
please play the song for maximum effect.
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I'm sorry to say... but...
Minecraft is illuminati.
Minecraft is illuminati.
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That must mean blocks are triangles... and triangles are illuminati, D:
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I'm honestly surprised that no one has mentioned me yet. I'm good at hiding, I suppose.
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Cookies are illuminati.
They're not COOKed, they're BAKed.
They should be called BAKies. But Illuminati said no,
Here's a pic. http://imgur.com/HbMQaBN
They're not COOKed, they're BAKed.
They should be called BAKies. But Illuminati said no,
Here's a pic. http://imgur.com/HbMQaBN
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*inception music starts playing*
hello m9s. (robotic text-to-voice voice)
watch out, and change ur panties, becuz this might knock your socks of.
after tons of time dong research i have come to a conlucsion.
zyprezz is a member of the illuminati.
now, u might be thinking. how is diz legit br8t?
well, listen up bun11cho
this is my theory:
zypreez is a member of thge pmc clan.
pmc.
pmc is short for planet mine craft.
minecraft.
minecraft is a game.
humans play games.
humans have 2eyes.
eyes.
eyes have one eye.
the illuminati has one eye.
and behold. here comes the most brix shiting part:
xypres is a robot.
robots.
robots are evil.
evil is red.
do you know what is red??
that's right! red flags!
flags are made out of cloth.
cloth rhymes with sloth.
sloths are lazy
lazy.
lazy has 4 letters.
there is one sloth
1 + 4 = 5.
sloths have two eyes and four limbs
4 - 2 = 2
and here it comes:
5 - 2 = 3!
the illumintai has three sides.
ziperzz = illuminati confirmed.
*play xfiles theme*
hello m9s. (robotic text-to-voice voice)
watch out, and change ur panties, becuz this might knock your socks of.
after tons of time dong research i have come to a conlucsion.
zyprezz is a member of the illuminati.
now, u might be thinking. how is diz legit br8t?
well, listen up bun11cho
this is my theory:
zypreez is a member of thge pmc clan.
pmc.
pmc is short for planet mine craft.
minecraft.
minecraft is a game.
humans play games.
humans have 2eyes.
eyes.
eyes have one eye.
the illuminati has one eye.
and behold. here comes the most brix shiting part:
xypres is a robot.
robots.
robots are evil.
evil is red.
do you know what is red??
that's right! red flags!
flags are made out of cloth.
cloth rhymes with sloth.
sloths are lazy
lazy.
lazy has 4 letters.
there is one sloth
1 + 4 = 5.
sloths have two eyes and four limbs
4 - 2 = 2
and here it comes:
5 - 2 = 3!
the illumintai has three sides.
ziperzz = illuminati confirmed.
*play xfiles theme*
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I don't even
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3 words. 3. A TRIANGLE HAS 3 CORNERS. STOP HIDING YOUR IDENTITY.
GUYS.
SOME OF US ARE ILLUMINATI.
GUYS.
SOME OF US ARE ILLUMINATI.
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One has 3 in it. Three has 5 in it. 1 * 3 * 3 * 5 = 45. Forty Five has 5 and 4 and 4 and 5. 5 - 4 + 5 - 4 = 2. There is one body orbiting the Earth. 2 + 1 = 3. Half Life 3 confirmed release 5014. 5 + 0 = 1 + 4. 5 / 5 + 2 = 3. There have been 3 CoD: Modern Warfares. 3 * 3 = 9. Since Half Life 3 has been confirmed, 9 / 3 = 3. Nicolas Cage confirmed God. Nicolas Cage was in National Treasure. He was looking for the Freemason's treasure. The Freemasons are an old group. The Illuminati is an old group. Illuminati confirmed 100%.
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[insert inception noise]
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Illuminati. Illuminate. What illuminates? Light bulbs. And what do light bulbs represent? Good ideas. But the illuminati is not a good idea. It's a bad idea. What else is a bad idea? Terrorism. Who is a terrorist? Osama Bin Laden. OSAMA BIN LADDEN IS WORKING FOR THE ILLUMINATI!
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"Signs" include throwing up hand signals, like Jay Z's diamond, which some believe is actually a covert reference to the "all-seeing eye," an alleged Illuminati symbol. Supposed Illuminati references also pepper music videos, like "Run This Town," the Jay Z/Kanye/Rihanna smash in which the trio wore all black in a post-apocalyptic society. Jay also raised eyebrows with goat skull imagery in "On To the Next One." Katy Perry wedged in plenty of symbolism in her "Dark Horse" video, which The Wire combed through.
Theories have also combed live shows for Illuminati rituals. Apparently Taylor Swift's 2012 American Music Award and 2013 BRIT Award performances were rife with religious symbolism. And what about that time Kanye embarrassed her at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? It was a staged ritual, because all incoming Illu-members have to be embarrassed in front of their peers as initiation. The same theory applies to Miley Cyrus' much-hyped 2013 VMA performance.
Theories have also combed live shows for Illuminati rituals. Apparently Taylor Swift's 2012 American Music Award and 2013 BRIT Award performances were rife with religious symbolism. And what about that time Kanye embarrassed her at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards? It was a staged ritual, because all incoming Illu-members have to be embarrassed in front of their peers as initiation. The same theory applies to Miley Cyrus' much-hyped 2013 VMA performance.
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Woah!
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Illuminati starts and ends with the letter i.
That is two i's.
Planet Minecraft has two words.
2 + 2 = 4.
The word "atom" has four letters.
-ATOM- illuminati confirmed.
That is two i's.
Planet Minecraft has two words.
2 + 2 = 4.
The word "atom" has four letters.
-ATOM- illuminati confirmed.
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Atominati pmcfirmed
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