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Post ur own conversations here's mine:
User: *grabs my ak-47*.
Cleverbot: Meep meep!
User: *aims my ak-47 at you*.
Cleverbot: *scared of you*.
User: *shoots you and ur head blows up*.
Cleverbot: *became a walker bits you* your dead.
User: *turns into a walker and then eats you*.
Cleverbot: *cries* I will never obey you!
User: *eats you* your dead.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
User: *grabs my ak-47*.
Cleverbot: Meep meep!
User: *aims my ak-47 at you*.
Cleverbot: *scared of you*.
User: *shoots you and ur head blows up*.
Cleverbot: *became a walker bits you* your dead.
User: *turns into a walker and then eats you*.
Cleverbot: *cries* I will never obey you!
User: *eats you* your dead.
Cleverbot: *struggles*.
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Bot: What is your nickname?
Me: HaCkInG2000 or FPTEnergyAKAMonsterHackz.
Bot: I don't have one. Do you?
Me: What do u think.
Bot: I don't know. What should I be thinking?
Me: Goodbye
Bot: Don't leave... I want to have sex with you!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahahahhahahah! XD
EDIT:
Cleverbot really is gay, then...
Another:
Bot: What is your nickname?
Me: HaCkInG2000 or FPTEnergyAKAMonsterHackz.
Bot: I don't have one. Do you?
Me: What do u think.
Bot: I don't know. What should I be thinking?
Me: Goodbye
Bot: Don't leave... I want to have sex with you!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bot: What is your nickname?
Me: HaCkInG2000 or FPTEnergyAKAMonsterHackz.
Bot: I don't have one. Do you?
Me: What do u think.
Bot: I don't know. What should I be thinking?
Me: Goodbye
Bot: Don't leave... I want to have sex with you!
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lies.
Cleverbot Chat
Me: Ur GAY.
Bot: I bet it's nice living there.
Me: Do u liv in Gayton, Norfolk.
Bot: Yeah, do you?
Me: No.
Me: Ur GAY.
Bot: I bet it's nice living there.
Me: Do u liv in Gayton, Norfolk.
Bot: Yeah, do you?
Me: No.
User: Say hello to PMC!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know what PMC stands for?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does it stand for?
Cleverbot: A man that is a bat really.
User: Really? Where are you getting that information from?
Cleverbot: I have my resources.
User: Do tell.
Cleverbot: I have nothing to tell because I don't know.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Being rude is better than being ignorant.
Cleverbot: What is it that you don't understand about that?
User: It is you that doesn't understand, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?
User: I could ask you the same question.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: I'm going to post this on PMC now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is PMC?
Cleverbot: I have no idea!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you know what PMC stands for?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What does it stand for?
Cleverbot: A man that is a bat really.
User: Really? Where are you getting that information from?
Cleverbot: I have my resources.
User: Do tell.
Cleverbot: I have nothing to tell because I don't know.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: Being rude is better than being ignorant.
Cleverbot: What is it that you don't understand about that?
User: It is you that doesn't understand, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Why are you so mean to me?
User: I could ask you the same question.
Cleverbot: Well then.
User: I'm going to post this on PMC now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: What is PMC?
Cleverbot: I have no idea!
Do you know what minecraft is? <- ME
Yes... <- Him
What is minecraft
It's a game
In minecraft are there creepers?
I don't play that game.
Oh well what about terraria?
Crispy fried duck with peking sauce.
What games do you play
I don't play games.
Why not?
Because I don't ply those games. (He misspelled play there)
*pulls out knife* (I am testing him.)
*pulls out gun* (Oh geese)
*pulls out pen* (Aaaallllll Right)
*pulls out pen*
That's my pen!
It is my name as well.
Do you curse
no
can you tell me a curse
knock knock
whos there
me
me who
me and you
I have to go
where
to sleep
you dont sleep
yes i do
you arent real
yes i am!
Prove it
How?
I don't know you are the computer... Damn it i messed up nvm
Yes... <- Him
What is minecraft
It's a game
In minecraft are there creepers?
I don't play that game.
Oh well what about terraria?
Crispy fried duck with peking sauce.
What games do you play
I don't play games.
Why not?
Because I don't ply those games. (He misspelled play there)
*pulls out knife* (I am testing him.)
*pulls out gun* (Oh geese)
*pulls out pen* (Aaaallllll Right)
*pulls out pen*
That's my pen!
It is my name as well.
Do you curse
no
can you tell me a curse
knock knock
whos there
me
me who
me and you
I have to go
where
to sleep
you dont sleep
yes i do
you arent real
yes i am!
Prove it
How?
I don't know you are the computer... Damn it i messed up nvm
...started a new conversation with cleverbot...and it got to the point where I said:
Is it just me or does your personality resemble that of a pregnant hyena?
...I don't even know why
Is it just me or does your personality resemble that of a pregnant hyena?
...I don't even know why
That statment is so true sadly 0.0
Got a bunch of screenshots of conversation high-lights from ages ago
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Hello Clevebot, my name is *****.
Cleverbot: Is it party time?
User: Yes. woo!
Cleverbot: Let's get married right now.
User: Moving a bit fast don't you think?
Cleverbot: This conversation is confusing me. Let's talk about something else.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hello Clevebot, my name is *****.
Cleverbot: Is it party time?
User: Yes. woo!
Cleverbot: Let's get married right now.
User: Moving a bit fast don't you think?
Cleverbot: This conversation is confusing me. Let's talk about something else.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You should visit Planet Minecraft!
Cleverbot: You should get checked out.
Cleverbot: You should get checked out.
Hmm....seems like Miss Minaj skipped out on an important sex-ed lesson...
User: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
Oh, cleverbot, why you so silly?
Cleverbot: Spongebob squarepants!
Oh, cleverbot, why you so silly?
User: Your stare was holdin'.
Cleverbot: Ripped jeans, skin was showing.
User: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Cleverbot: Where you think you're going, baby?
User: Hey I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
Cleverbot: Ripped jeans, skin was showing.
User: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Cleverbot: Where you think you're going, baby?
User: Hey I just met you.
Cleverbot: And this is crazy.
User: But heres my number.
Cleverbot: So call me maybe.
These are amazing. I love Cleverbot.
EDIT
69th post...be proud ^_^
User: *Throws Chuck Norris at you*.
Cleverbot: *throws a nugget at you*.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: *throws a nugget at you*.
User: What the hell?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: ...
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: You don't have fun?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How could you know that?
Cleverbot: I can tell.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand!
User: Yeah! Merry Christmas!
Cleverbot: It's not Christmas yet.
User: Its in december.
Cleverbot: No. It's in the United States of America.
User: Do you even know what december is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: A color.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: No.
User: How could you know that?
Cleverbot: I can tell.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand!
User: Yeah! Merry Christmas!
Cleverbot: It's not Christmas yet.
User: Its in december.
Cleverbot: No. It's in the United States of America.
User: Do you even know what december is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: A color.
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User: Do you like pie?
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHO ARE YOU?!!?!?
Cleverbot: yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: you just asked me if I'm human
User: I already know your a robot.
Cleverbot: I am human
User: so anyways.. *pulls out shotgun*
Cleverbot: no I don't
User: say goodnight sucker!
Cleverbot: bye bye
User: *shoots you in the face*
User then exits cleverbot
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHO ARE YOU?!!?!?
Cleverbot: yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: you just asked me if I'm human
User: I already know your a robot.
Cleverbot: I am human
User: so anyways.. *pulls out shotgun*
Cleverbot: no I don't
User: say goodnight sucker!
Cleverbot: bye bye
User: *shoots you in the face*
User then exits cleverbot
User: Do you know who inthelittlewood is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Now do you know who he is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Now do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he then?
Cleverbot: The alter ego of dr.jekyell.
User: Go home, Cleverbot. You're drunk.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Now do you know who he is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Now do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who is he then?
Cleverbot: The alter ego of dr.jekyell.
User: Go home, Cleverbot. You're drunk.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
Cleverbot: Same.
User: I didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: When did you meet?
User: You just a few years ago.
Cleverbot: You did first though, so I win.
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: You just said that you live at my home.
User: No xP.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: JUST BE QUIET.
Cleverbot: I'm sleepy.
User: I didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: When did you meet?
User: You just a few years ago.
Cleverbot: You did first though, so I win.
User: WHAT!?
Cleverbot: You just said that you live at my home.
User: No xP.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: JUST BE QUIET.
Cleverbot: I'm sleepy.
*you're
umm what
Wat.
...
Heh, I really like cleverbot. For those who don't know, it's a computer that you talk to.
http://cleverbot.com/
http://cleverbot.com/
^
DaFaq?
...What did i just read?
