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HELP! I don't like bacon! What's wrong with me?

Suicidal_Frog's Avatar Suicidal_Frog6/14/13 7:55 pm
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I looked it up on google, and it's telling me I have cancer and/or mental health issues! Is this true? I don't want to go to the hospital! Please help!
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06/14/2013 7:57 pm
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Matthewenderle
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I just looked it up and it says no matter what your gender is, you are going to have a kid yourself, even as a male.
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06/14/2013 8:01 pm
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LucyGorillaz
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If you don't like bacon, you are a silly potato. ;p
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06/14/2013 8:02 pm
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Creeper_4869
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-_-'
What is this about
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06/14/2013 8:04 pm
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Hawkeye Graphics
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I don't like bacon either. It's too greasy and gross.
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06/14/2013 8:12 pm
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AnimeFanFTW
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bacon is not gross, but hey, you don't like bacon, i won't hate you for it
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06/27/2013 3:31 pm
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Passed
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What's wrong with you?
bacon is better than cookies
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06/14/2013 8:07 pm
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RM_Epic
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Nothing is wrong with you.
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06/14/2013 8:11 pm
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ASF
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Ditto.
If you don't like regular (GOOD LORD, WHY??), then try some good old fashion turkey bacon! MMM! Nothing like the not-real thing, huh?
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06/14/2013 10:06 pm
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RM_Epic
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Heha. Yeah.
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06/14/2013 8:10 pm
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Static_HS
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Everything is wrong with youo! :3
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06/14/2013 8:17 pm
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squirt706
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Im sorry to tell you but we have so many problems here its not even remotely comical. We have to get you to a hospital right now. Im also sorry to say we might have to put you down..
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06/14/2013 8:24 pm
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nintendog747
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IDON'TLIKEBACONEITHER
WEMUSTBELIKETWINS
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06/19/2013 11:03 am
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Riamu_Uchiha
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You heard of a space button? lol
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06/19/2013 11:10 am
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XxShadowMan20xX
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apparently he hasnt...
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06/14/2013 8:25 pm
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Shady_Moma
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The problem is your not human
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06/14/2013 8:26 pm
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-Kali-
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Lol, this is such a stupidly ridiculous thread. It's just your taste buds
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06/14/2013 8:27 pm
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squirt706
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Kevin! this is a serious problem, we cannot take this lightly
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06/14/2013 8:30 pm
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Eclipse_Assassin
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I don't like it either, nothing is wrong with you.
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06/14/2013 8:32 pm
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Creeper_4869
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IK wat u said in binary
Squirt706
Can I give it away?

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06/14/2013 10:18 pm
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Woodilicious
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I'm usually not to be the person to judge, but you sir, have done the impossible.... You have probably been possessed by Satan. (Or the anti-savior in your *religion)

*If you're atheist, then you've got something reallllly wrong with you.


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If you're not joking, and really think that you might have mental health issues, then don't worry. You don't. Opinions are opinions, and you're the 1/10 people who don't like the taste of bacon.
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06/15/2013 12:32 am
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IcylGaming
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What's wrong with being Atheist? I mean, I love bacon, but what's wrong with Atheists?
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06/22/2013 10:42 pm
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Kitty Mittens5683
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There's nothing wrong with being an atheist.
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06/15/2013 12:20 am
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Suicidal_Frog
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I can feel the effects..... I feel dizzy...
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06/15/2013 12:24 am
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_DioM_
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This is a weird thread.. ._.
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06/15/2013 12:24 am
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miner836
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BACON IS AWESOME YOU MUST GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND CHECK FOR BRAIN DAMAGE
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06/15/2013 12:25 am
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creeperinmyhouse
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i cannot comprehend. Bacon has to be loved by all or its magical effect wears off. Do you wan't to be the person to kill the bacon!!! jk lolz
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06/15/2013 12:34 am
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Shady_Moma
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HERE IS WHAT TO DO GO jump off a cliff J.K
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06/15/2013 12:36 am
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TwistedImage
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Derp
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06/15/2013 12:39 am
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miner836
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herp a derp
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06/15/2013 12:45 am
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Willgiscool
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you need to help me find out HOW TO FREKIN CHANGE MY LOCATION
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06/15/2013 12:50 am
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Bluepenguin1o00
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Click on "My account" then click "forum settings" then go on profile.
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06/15/2013 12:46 am
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Willgiscool
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ugh twisted ur such a skinny pikachu why, why did i eat those lollipops. WHY!!!!
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06/15/2013 12:48 am
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miner836
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i have a new found disrespect of pikachubecause of you.
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06/15/2013 12:47 am
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Bluepenguin1o00
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I don't like bacon...(Some of the people in school freaked out but, whatever)
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06/15/2013 12:51 am
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iminer978
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Woop there's definitely something wrong here... Google says you're going to get explosively propelled into space by the eruption of a bacon-deficient poly-pigistic godiferous cyst in your lower baconatenor.
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06/15/2013 12:56 am
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miner836
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how did i not think about that... you forgot to say he has about 5 minutes to live
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06/15/2013 1:00 am
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Willgiscool
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no actually u need to save the pikachus people are putting them in milkshakes
SAVE THEM!
SAVE MY PEOPLE!
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06/15/2013 1:03 am
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miner836
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wait im confused pikachu is too fat to fit in there now..... LIER
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06/15/2013 1:08 am
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Willgiscool
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that was a different pikachu u IDIOT
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06/15/2013 1:04 am
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Seivelath
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this will make you feel better
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/bacon_flavor
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06/15/2013 1:07 am
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Bluepenguin1o00
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... !
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06/15/2013 1:07 am
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Willgiscool
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but anyway ur going to be sucked iinto the inter-demensions of inner time and be sucked inside out and have alot of pain. then u will turn into a bacon-caterpie with magikarps around yourself for all eternity.
dont joke about it, cus maybe palkia and dialga will kill you first.
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06/15/2013 1:09 am
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miner836
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hmmm makes since
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06/15/2013 11:06 am
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Willgiscool
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lollll
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06/15/2013 1:19 am
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Forever-Undead
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*shame*
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06/15/2013 1:02 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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Now when i see my borther eating bacon, the only thing I can think about is piggy orgasms... *-*
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06/15/2013 1:12 pm
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jbwblaine
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Dude u dont have cancer everyone has a taste for food and yours is well not liking bacon.
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06/15/2013 1:14 pm
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Suicidal_Frog
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My fingers are swelling up...
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06/15/2013 3:52 pm
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RM_Epic
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You are overreacting.
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06/15/2013 3:37 pm
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DaisySuperFan
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I like bacon...
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