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Life of a PMC Moderator in a Nutshell.

Duckgod 9/23/13 10:22 pm
2.8k
10/12/2013 11:00 am
I was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
11.Enjoy Partying? Not any more!
12.Enjoy having everybody like you? Not any more!
There you go!
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Duckgod
Level 35 : Artisan Taco
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xxtreepuncherxx
10/12/2013 11:00 am
Level 44 : Master Pixel Puncher
Lol, my Infractions list is pretty large. Those PMC chat mods are power hungry. They are normally there when needed, but I think they can be a bit excessive. Great post though, it's pretty funny
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VeryMadCrafter
10/12/2013 5:37 am
Level 70 : Legendary Meme
I got banned from chat for a week for advertising two skins in 15 minutes!1!
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Supernova666
10/12/2013 6:07 am
Level 58 : Grandmaster Pyro
Totally deserved it then, if you're breaking the rules you deserve the ban.

If you have a problem with their ruling, please PM the moderator. You can only advertise once every 15 minutes.
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VeryMadCrafter
10/12/2013 10:13 am
Level 70 : Legendary Meme
Unfair. A ban for spam lasts 3 days. Advertising is not as bad.
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Palaeos
10/12/2013 10:16 am
He/Him • Level 62 : High Grandmaster Turtle Paladin
Constant or repeating breaking of the rules will result in longer bans, you can and will be perm banned for simply posting 2 adverts in a 3 minute period if you break enough rules prior. Again, PM a moderator if you feel it unfair, if you make another post about how its unfair you will earn a forum ban for a day.
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FilipTalim
10/12/2013 5:26 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Skinner
I have a good supply of coffee, a swirly chair, and....no cookies but I have a basket of biscuits. Make me a mod!
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BreakfastPizza
10/12/2013 4:00 am
Level 19 : Journeyman Toast
Mods:
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TheButterGodzCrafted
10/12/2013 3:35 am
Level 15 : Journeyman Pony
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cllerj
10/12/2013 3:38 am
Level 14 : Journeyman Explorer
Welcome to "that" part of PMC! Enjoy your stay
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DeathWingDemon
10/12/2013 3:25 am
Level 13 : Journeyman Mage
I love the Moderators
Especially "the soup"
When I first joined Planet Minecraft
I copied a skin and posted it,
Waiting for someone to catch me out on it.
Soon enough "the soup" caught me
I didn't care about losing my EXP
I just liked the way the Moderators are keeping PMC a nice Happy and Calm place for everybody
Gj Mods
Im sending an Infinite Supply of Cookies to every Kind Moderator that is Part of Planet Minecraft and sending Bats to Cyprezz HE will Never See the Light of Day EVER AGAIN
(If you would like more cookies than I'm sending
Step 1: First goto this link
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Step 2: Click Menu
Step 3: Click Import Save
Step 4: Copy and Paste this UNIQUE Code Created by me for YOU
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%3D%21END%21
Step 5: If you want a INFINITE Supply of Cookies
Right click while on Cookie Clicker
Click "Inspect Element", Click "Console"
Paste This
Game.cookiesPs = 28734563489756234875678346589237456928374652893746598237465982347659827465982734658927346598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347646598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756785238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678;
Cookie Clicker COMPLETED You little Cheater You
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Max James
10/12/2013 2:59 am
Level 16 : Journeyman System
This is pretty amazing
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kogan007
10/12/2013 2:56 am
Level 31 : Artisan Dragonborn
When you are a moderator, your only friends are the rubber duckies in the bath
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Duckgod
09/26/2013 6:20 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Taco
"BUUUUMMMPP
BUMP BUMP
BUMP BUUUMP
BUMP BUMP"
Bump-Song from the movie Bump Wars-The PMC Moderators Strike Back.
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tobyhack
10/12/2013 1:27 am
Any/All • Level 6 : Apprentice Bear
lol
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Duckgod
09/25/2013 8:02 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Taco
Piebumpthinggoodbye
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Doggle
09/25/2013 3:23 am
Level 47 : Master Lad
Don't laugh kids...



It's true!
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Supernova666
09/25/2013 3:08 am
Level 58 : Grandmaster Pyro
Steven [CG]Sure, the moderators get swirly chairs but the top dogs get this:



Little known fact, Paril invites all the mods round for a BBQ every other Saturday, that's what we do. That and stroke cats.

YaminiaI imagine every mod ever has thought this after locking/deleting something
Click to reveal


More or less.
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Chron
09/24/2013 11:53 pm
Level 47 : Master Cowboy
Well, I can still keep the dream alive. I don't enjoy anything. I think...
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Strange_Chemicals
09/24/2013 11:48 pm
Level 62 : High Grandmaster Taco
so you're telling me...

that i shouldn't ever have the desire to be a moderator...

...ever?
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MineTVN
09/24/2013 7:57 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
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Yaminia
09/24/2013 7:57 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Scribe
I imagine every mod ever has thought this after locking/deleting something
Click to reveal
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Doggle
09/25/2013 3:25 am
Level 47 : Master Lad
You found the .gif of my father spinning in his chair when he moderated PlanetWOWcraft locking threads!
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Seivelath
09/25/2013 5:12 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
Dun Dun Dun!
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btw001
09/24/2013 7:57 pm
Level 31 : Artisan Explorer
#ElementAnimationsCopy
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MineTVN
09/24/2013 7:56 pm
Level 1 : New Miner
I will be the first one to post it but here you go ! You deserve it
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Duckgod
09/24/2013 7:53 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Taco
EnergyOrb:D I like it

Thanks
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EnergyOrb
09/24/2013 7:51 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Explorer
I like it
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madisonjack01
09/24/2013 7:40 pm
Level 27 : Expert Unicorn
Well this explains a lot.... If you cannot have cookies when being a mod that must suck. Hey but maybe I can throw someone cookies at your window , But there may be some glass in them just to warn you because I cannot cook. :L
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grootcamelbridgesun
09/24/2013 7:39 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Architect
Sure, the moderators get swirly chairs but the top dogs get this:

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doofdoof67
09/24/2013 7:33 pm
Level 7 : Apprentice Architect
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The Masked Bandit
09/24/2013 7:29 pm
Level 54 : Grandmaster Meme
This is pretty accurate.
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TheDiam0ndCreeper
09/24/2013 7:28 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Pony
;-; id be a mod just for a swirly chair :3
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xxtreepuncherxx
09/24/2013 7:25 pm
Level 44 : Master Pixel Puncher
LMAO, great post!
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Duckgod
09/24/2013 7:07 pm
Level 35 : Artisan Taco
Cyndus
DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!


Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

AHHAA
AHAH
No
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iltkamil
09/24/2013 7:05 pm
Level 39 : Artisan Architect
lol I bet a lot of people are like "Oh hell no, I ain't trying to be mod anymore!" XD
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tobyhack
09/24/2013 7:01 pm
Any/All • Level 6 : Apprentice Bear
this is i think true
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ABlockInPlace
09/24/2013 6:57 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
Ive seen some make skins tho
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Supernova666
09/24/2013 6:53 pm
Level 58 : Grandmaster Pyro
Cyndus
Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove


lol no
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ABlockInPlace
09/24/2013 6:44 pm
Level 33 : Artisan Architect
Cyndus
DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!


Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

Shhhh dont tell them
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Cyndus
09/24/2013 6:32 pm
Level 34 : Artisan Blacksmith
DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!


Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove
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Polar_The_Archer
09/24/2013 6:13 pm
Level 32 : Artisan Ranger
What do ye do if your swirly chair breaks?
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PureNerd
09/24/2013 5:38 pm
Level 61 : High Grandmaster Batman
Oh My God! I have broken one of the commandments! I have a swirly chair! And I'm not a Mod! Oh no! Paril found me! He going to ban me from existence! Help! Help! Help! He- *PureNerd217 Was Banned from Existence*………
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Bleyd
09/24/2013 10:30 am
Level 20 : Expert Pirate
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Seivelath
09/24/2013 10:31 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
This is so well placed...
Gif in a can...
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mommaCarole
09/24/2013 10:24 am
Level 54 : Grandmaster Witch
I would like to know, who, exactly told you about my swively chair? AND the cookies are a LIE! I only eat broccoli and cauliflower, because Cyprezz won't let us eat cookies. (He's mean.)
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techdude154
09/24/2013 7:47 pm
Level 4 : Apprentice Miner
I hereby give you this link to secretly make as many cookies as you want

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
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mommaCarole
09/25/2013 7:31 am
Level 54 : Grandmaster Witch
mmmmmmm cookies!!
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Seivelath
09/25/2013 10:32 am
Level 23 : Expert Network
No!!! The addiction is too great there. Don't take the cookie Carole, don't do it!!! Nao!
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madisonjack01
09/24/2013 7:45 pm
Level 27 : Expert Unicorn
Cyprezz sounds mean D: But I will mail you some cookies if you would like but you must mail me 3000 dollars in checks xD
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tobyhack
09/24/2013 7:02 pm
Any/All • Level 6 : Apprentice Bear
he is? i dont want to mod here *crys cus of no cookies *
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