Lol, my Infractions list is pretty large. Those PMC chat mods are power hungry. They are normally there when needed, but I think they can be a bit excessive. Great post though, it's pretty funny

I got banned from chat for a week for advertising two skins in 15 minutes!1!

I have a good supply of coffee, a swirly chair, and....no cookies but I have a basket of biscuits. Make me a mod!

Mods:

I love the Moderators
Especially "the soup"
When I first joined Planet Minecraft
I copied a skin and posted it,
Waiting for someone to catch me out on it.
Soon enough "the soup" caught me
I didn't care about losing my EXP
I just liked the way the Moderators are keeping PMC a nice Happy and Calm place for everybody
Gj Mods
Im sending an Infinite Supply of Cookies to every Kind Moderator that is Part of Planet Minecraft and sending Bats to Cyprezz HE will Never See the Light of Day EVER AGAIN
(If you would like more cookies than I'm sending
Step 1: First goto this link
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/
Step 2: Click Menu
Step 3: Click Import Save
Step 4: Copy and Paste this UNIQUE Code Created by me for YOU
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%3D%21END%21
Step 5: If you want a INFINITE Supply of Cookies
Right click while on Cookie Clicker
Click "Inspect Element", Click "Console"
Paste This
Game.cookiesPs = 28734563489756234875678346589237456928374652893746598237465982347659827465982734658927346598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347646598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756784659823465982734698273465283475628394756982745698237465982376523894756238947562389476528934765238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678465982346598273469827346528347562839475698274569823746598237652389475623894756238947652893476523894756892347652897346592837456982734658926345928374652938475692785623984756983247567846598234659827346982734652834756283947569827456982374659823765238947562389475623894765289347652389475689234765289734659283745698273465892634592837465293847569278562398475698324756785238947568923476528973465928374569827346589263459283746529384756927856239847569832475678;
Cookie Clicker COMPLETED You little Cheater You

This is pretty amazing

When you are a moderator, your only friends are the rubber duckies in the bath

"BUUUUMMMPP
BUMP BUMP
BUMP BUUUMP
BUMP BUMP"
Bump-Song from the movie Bump Wars-The PMC Moderators Strike Back.

Piebumpthinggoodbye

Don't laugh kids...



It's true!

Steven [CG]Sure, the moderators get swirly chairs but the top dogs get this:

Little known fact, Paril invites all the mods round for a BBQ every other Saturday, that's what we do. That and stroke cats.

YaminiaI imagine every mod ever has thought this after locking/deleting something

Click to reveal

More or less.

Well, I can still keep the dream alive. I don't enjoy anything. I think...

so you're telling me...

that i shouldn't ever have the desire to be a moderator...

...ever?

I imagine every mod ever has thought this after locking/deleting something

#ElementAnimationsCopy

I will be the first one to post it but here you go ! You deserve it

EnergyOrb:D I like it

Thanks

I like it

Well this explains a lot.... If you cannot have cookies when being a mod that must suck. Hey but maybe I can throw someone cookies at your window , But there may be some glass in them just to warn you because I cannot cook. :L

Sure, the moderators get swirly chairs but the top dogs get this:

This is pretty accurate.

;-; id be a mod just for a swirly chair :3

LMAO, great post!

Cyndus

DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!

Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

AHHAA
AHAH
No

lol I bet a lot of people are like "Oh hell no, I ain't trying to be mod anymore!" XD

this is i think true

Ive seen some make skins tho

Cyndus
Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

lol no

Cyndus

DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!

Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

Shhhh dont tell them

DuckgodI was bored, so I made this.
What I think PMC Moderating is like.
1.Enjoy your social life? Too bad, you're on PMC.
2.Enjoy Minecraft? Too bad, you're on PMC server.
3.Enjoy posting daily things? Too bad, you're moderating.
4.Get a swirly chair.
5.Enjoy anything? Too bad, you're moderating.
6.Enjoy skins? Too bad, you're deleting over 15,000 copied teen skins.
7.Enjoy being Average Joe? Too bad, you're forced to be famous on PMC.
8.Enjoy sleeping? Too bad.
9.Ban a hacker.
10.Eat cookies while you moderate.
There you go!

Fake.
PMC Moderators are allowed to sleep.'
And have a social life.
And they can build, and skin.
I disapprove

What do ye do if your swirly chair breaks?

Oh My God! I have broken one of the commandments! I have a swirly chair! And I'm not a Mod! Oh no! Paril found me! He going to ban me from existence! Help! Help! Help! He- *PureNerd217 Was Banned from Existence*………

I would like to know, who, exactly told you about my swively chair? AND the cookies are a LIE! I only eat broccoli and cauliflower, because Cyprezz won't let us eat cookies. (He's mean.)