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Doughty
i dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
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Answer: Safety water! Put in a Bucket! Safety water!
Then dump it everywhere
Then dump it everywhere
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Korigon
Source: I am one of the Illuminati in your closet.
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Alright I give up, you got me. Ghost do exist.
However Doughty is incorrect, and the right way to remove ghost and lizard people from your house is to simply ask them politely! We just want friends and to have fun scaring people..
Source: I am one of the Illuminati in your closet.
However Doughty is incorrect, and the right way to remove ghost and lizard people from your house is to simply ask them politely! We just want friends and to have fun scaring people..
Source: I am one of the Illuminati in your closet.
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Come on, you can't tell her that! Now she won't be scared of us. I was hoping she'd do what I said so I could have 2 tails. (That's what water elephant blood does) or I could grow twice my size. (That's what fire does.) But nooo... Just ruin all my fun. Oh, and the toys really are plotting to kill her, I overheard them last night.
Source: I'm half of the lizard people in the closet. (yes, we control multiple bodies)
Source: I'm half of the lizard people in the closet. (yes, we control multiple bodies)
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All we can do is prey. I`m just kidding you guys are gonna f-cking die
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guys, not to but into someone elses forum but no one is coming to mine. if your modding and have great experience come to my forum entitled "Minecraft Modding help" in the general help section. its should be on the first page.
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Off topic adver-spamming on a thread buzzing with moderators? I admire your bravery.
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Bake them fresh chocolate chip cookies. I hear they love them.
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the_soupBestMinerGavinthe_soupi dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
Lol. What someone like that should get is a therapist.
no lizard men are serious business
Yes, very serious, If you can't rid of them via the method I provided, I suggest moving and burning down the house.
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the_soupi dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
Grab your Bible...
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BestMinerGavinthe_soupi dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
Lol. What someone like that should get is a therapist.
no lizard men are serious business
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you first make cookies, then you make them all into crumbs, then you drop crumbs all the way into your worst enemies wardrobe, then you run for your life, it works every time
though seriously, i love what you did there
-Pikamoar2121
though seriously, i love what you did there
-Pikamoar2121
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Doughty
You can't prove that ghosts and illuminatis don't exist, so your statements are invalid!
Yes! Exactly! Finally someone else understands how scientific validation works! Good work, sir!
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the_soupi dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
Lol. What someone like that should get is a therapist.
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KorigonSupershadowdan12
I was joking you 9-gag frequenting fool. *Throws salt in your eyes* I have illuminatis to catch.
AND SO WAS I! I have pulled the wool over your eyes, you silly little man! By pretending to be "Le epic redditor/9-gagger" I have tricked you into revealing your ulterior motives!
Now, I say this one more time. Give up, you catcher of fake beings. Ghost exist not, and you are silly.
You can't prove that ghosts and illuminatis don't exist, so your statements are invalid!
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The only real problem here is the lizard people, because the "Illuminati" is probably your toys in your closet coming to life and plotting to kill you. In order to rid yourself of the lizard people, slay a water elephant with the sword Excalibur. But it can't be the real Excalibur, it has to be the one stuck in the rock at Disney World. Then coat Excalibur with the blood of the water elephant and cut of the lizard people's tails. Because everyone knows lizard people are practically invincible, and Disney's Excalibur is the only thing that can pierce their most vulnerable spot, the tail. And it has to have the water elephant blood because otherwise the tail would regrow... Plus it's an extremely dangerous acid that will kill you if you touch it.
Hopefully your toys don't kill you before then.
Hopefully your toys don't kill you before then.
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KorigonSupershadowdan12
I was joking you 9-gag frequenting fool. *Throws salt in your eyes* I have illuminatis to catch.
AND SO WAS I! I have pulled the wool over your eyes, you silly little man! By pretending to be "Le epic redditor/9-gagger" I have tricked you into revealing your ulterior motives!
Now, I say this one more time. Give up, you catcher of fake beings. Ghost exist not, and you are silly.
'Ghost exist not'? Your grammar is laughable.
The illuminati will come after you first.
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ResonanceTrust me, I've been in your position before.
teach me wise one
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Supershadowdan12
I was joking you 9-gag frequenting fool. *Throws salt in your eyes* I have illuminatis to catch.
AND SO WAS I! I have pulled the wool over your eyes, you silly little man! By pretending to be "Le epic redditor/9-gagger" I have tricked you into revealing your ulterior motives!
Now, I say this one more time. Give up, you catcher of fake beings. Ghost exist not, and you are silly.
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Just play song for great satan by Kagamine Rin. You can find it on youtube. If you play it, they know you're one of them and they'll go away. Trust me, I've been in your position before.
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KorigonSupershadowdan12KorigonSalt and popcorn, what a joke. By the way, I cleverly tricked you into thinking I was an unsophisticated snob and you sunk low enough to insult my grammar and english. "Professional." Ha-ha!
And for your second point, for your information, I have no closets in my house. You claim to be a professional Illuminati hunter, but I bet you're a weak mannered man living in his mothers basement.
I am the superior one in this argument, dear sir. I advise you to surrender and hoist the white flag in order to not embarrass yourself any further.
AND ALSO! I was not being ironic! Faking a being a professional is a stupid move, Mr Supershadow, and also spreading word on beings that do not exist. Ghost! Ha-ha!
*Tips my fedora in appreciation* You have caught onto my ruse, dear sir. I clap your efforts. You are quite excellent. Lets see how far my lies shall spread, however.
*Tips fedora back at Mr Supershadow.* Then it is also me who must confess the truth; I am no doctor or have a minor in English, I am simply le troll. My ulterior motives will remain le hidden, but I enjoyed le argument.
I was joking you 9-gag frequenting fool. *Throws salt in your eyes* I have illuminatis to catch.
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Don't worry, this chart should help you make sense of your problem:
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Supershadowdan12KorigonSalt and popcorn, what a joke. By the way, I cleverly tricked you into thinking I was an unsophisticated snob and you sunk low enough to insult my grammar and english. "Professional." Ha-ha!
And for your second point, for your information, I have no closets in my house. You claim to be a professional Illuminati hunter, but I bet you're a weak mannered man living in his mothers basement.
I am the superior one in this argument, dear sir. I advise you to surrender and hoist the white flag in order to not embarrass yourself any further.
AND ALSO! I was not being ironic! Faking a being a professional is a stupid move, Mr Supershadow, and also spreading word on beings that do not exist. Ghost! Ha-ha!
*Tips my fedora in appreciation* You have caught onto my ruse, dear sir. I clap your efforts. You are quite excellent. Lets see how far my lies shall spread, however.
*Tips fedora back at Mr Supershadow.* Then it is also me who must confess the truth; I am no doctor or have a minor in English, I am simply le troll. My ulterior motives will remain le hidden, but I enjoyed le argument.
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I had to get at least one post in. Don't blame me.
And now I want popcorn.
And now I want popcorn.
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KorigonSalt and popcorn, what a joke. By the way, I cleverly tricked you into thinking I was an unsophisticated snob and you sunk low enough to insult my grammar and english. "Professional." Ha-ha!
And for your second point, for your information, I have no closets in my house. You claim to be a professional Illuminati hunter, but I bet you're a weak mannered man living in his mothers basement.
I am the superior one in this argument, dear sir. I advise you to surrender and hoist the white flag in order to not embarrass yourself any further.
AND ALSO! I was not being ironic! Faking a being a professional is a stupid move, Mr Supershadow, and also spreading word on beings that do not exist. Ghost! Ha-ha!
*Tips my fedora in appreciation* You have caught onto my ruse, dear sir. I clap your efforts. You are quite excellent. Lets see how far my lies shall spread, however.
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Supershadowdan12KorigonSo you wanna speak alagant huh? well i didn't get a minor in english 4 no reason lov
Now u fake, listen to ME! The illuminati are fake. unless u can show me some proof i'm calling u fake, FAKE.
So until U got some PROOF, i can say whatever i want.
Minor in english, huh? You seem more like a minor attempting to speak english.
I cannot prove what is already commonplace knowledge. But you wait. You will check your closet one day, and then you'll be gone. Snatched away. And I won't be there with my salt and my popcorn. Oh, no siree! Have fun with them. Have fun with your freedom of speech. Its all futile in the end.
Salt and popcorn, what a joke. By the way, I cleverly tricked you into thinking I was an unsophisticated snob and you sunk low enough to insult my grammar and english. "Professional." Ha-ha!
And for your second point, for your information, I have no closets in my house. You claim to be a professional Illuminati hunter, but I bet you're a weak mannered man living in his mothers basement.
I am the superior one in this argument, dear sir. I advise you to surrender and hoist the white flag in order to not embarrass yourself any further.
AND ALSO! I was not being ironic! Faking a being a professional is a stupid move, Mr Supershadow, and also spreading word on beings that do not exist. Ghost! Ha-ha!
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deli73123God, you can't seriously think he's SERIOUS, can you?
Haven't you ever learned that it's FUN to pretend sometimes?
I might be wrong, but I think he was being ironic.
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Supershadowdan12KorigonSo you wanna speak alagant huh? well i didn't get a minor in english 4 no reason lov
Now u fake, listen to ME! The illuminati are fake. unless u can show me some proof i'm calling u fake, FAKE.
So until U got some PROOF, i can say whatever i want.
Minor in english, huh? You seem more like a minor attempting to speak english.
I cannot prove what is already commonplace knowledge. But you wait. You will check your closet one day, and then you'll be gone. Snatched away. And I won't be there with my salt and my popcorn. Oh, no siree! Have fun with them. Have fun with your freedom of speech. Its all futile in the end.
Okay, I tried this and they're still there. Well, it kept them away for a couple days but then they came back. And the second time I tried it they were back within an hour! What do I do now? (Also, I have disabled my psychic beams, just in case.)
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KorigonSupershadowdan12Korigonobvs fake, supershadow is a fake erryone!!
Dear Op, u are obvs suffering from schizophrenia and I suggest u get some help from a doctor such as myself to perscribe you with a good medicinne. I'm sorry for the other trolling coments u got! remember schizovkproneica is not a joke, so pls contact me at **** *** ****
Ps ghost don't exist lov, sryy to break it 2 u
thonx!
Listen to me. I am the only professional illuminati hunter. I am the only one stopping this world from descending into complete chaos. So you will pay me the respect I deserve. I AM REAL. I am true.
You are severely misinformed. Have a good day, and please learn about these things.
So you wanna speak alagant huh? well i didn't get a minor in english 4 no reason lov
Now u fake, listen to ME! The illuminati are fake. unless u can show me some proof i'm calling u fake, FAKE.
So until U got some PROOF, i can say whatever i want.
God, you can't seriously think he's SERIOUS, can you?
Haven't you ever learned that it's FUN to pretend sometimes?
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KorigonSo you wanna speak alagant huh? well i didn't get a minor in english 4 no reason lov
Now u fake, listen to ME! The illuminati are fake. unless u can show me some proof i'm calling u fake, FAKE.
So until U got some PROOF, i can say whatever i want.
Minor in english, huh? You seem more like a minor attempting to speak english.
I cannot prove what is already commonplace knowledge. But you wait. You will check your closet one day, and then you'll be gone. Snatched away. And I won't be there with my salt and my popcorn. Oh, no siree! Have fun with them. Have fun with your freedom of speech. Its all futile in the end.
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Supershadowdan12Korigonobvs fake, supershadow is a fake erryone!!
Dear Op, u are obvs suffering from schizophrenia and I suggest u get some help from a doctor such as myself to perscribe you with a good medicinne. I'm sorry for the other trolling coments u got! remember schizovkproneica is not a joke, so pls contact me at **** *** ****
Ps ghost don't exist lov, sryy to break it 2 u
thonx!
Listen to me. I am the only professional illuminati hunter. I am the only one stopping this world from descending into complete chaos. So you will pay me the respect I deserve. I AM REAL. I am true.
You are severely misinformed. Have a good day, and please learn about these things.
So you wanna speak alagant huh? well i didn't get a minor in english 4 no reason lov
Now u fake, listen to ME! The illuminati are fake. unless u can show me some proof i'm calling u fake, FAKE.
So until U got some PROOF, i can say whatever i want.
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Korigonobvs fake, supershadow is a fake erryone!!
Dear Op, u are obvs suffering from schizophrenia and I suggest u get some help from a doctor such as myself to perscribe you with a good medicinne. I'm sorry for the other trolling coments u got! remember schizovkproneica is not a joke, so pls contact me at **** *** ****
Ps ghost don't exist lov, sryy to break it 2 u
thonx!
Listen to me. I am the only professional illuminati hunter. I am the only one stopping this world from descending into complete chaos. So you will pay me the respect I deserve. I AM REAL. I am true.
You are severely misinformed. Have a good day, and please learn about these things.
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Chant the Olde Fire Saga
Should burn them
Should burn them
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obvs fake, supershadow is a fake erryone!!
Dear Op, u are obvs suffering from schizophrenia and I suggest u get some help from a doctor such as myself to perscribe you with a good medicinne. I'm sorry for the other trolling coments u got! remember schizovkproneica is not a joke, so pls contact me at **** *** ****
Safe drugs lovy! I perscribe only the best for my customerss
Ps ghost don't exist lov, sryy to break it 2 u
thonx!
Dear Op, u are obvs suffering from schizophrenia and I suggest u get some help from a doctor such as myself to perscribe you with a good medicinne. I'm sorry for the other trolling coments u got! remember schizovkproneica is not a joke, so pls contact me at **** *** ****
ElycinModerators on Drugs,
Safe drugs lovy! I perscribe only the best for my customerss
Ps ghost don't exist lov, sryy to break it 2 u
thonx!
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Run, de iz commin fo u. dis happendd to me 2
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Ermegherd after they come for you they are coming for me cuz I ate there cookies
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Lol at the bottom it says stop making these post seriously
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the_soupSupershadowdan12 And then a skeleton popped out.
http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpr ... bones.jpeg (gotta zoom in, bro)
Soup. I love you. I think I just choked.
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Supershadowdan12 And then a skeleton popped out.
http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpr ... bones.jpeg (gotta zoom in, bro)
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You might want to run and ask some people in church to help u...
or you could get a hunter
or you could get a hunter
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The real question is are you psychic? Psychic beams are teh only way to fend off illuminati ghosts.
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Listen to me, Kid. I'm a professional illuminati hunter. I've been doing this all my life. Last time I saw someone try to fend 'em off with psychic beams? Didnt end well.
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the_soupholy crap man dats intense
The closest I ever got to death doing this, was when i used store bought salted popcorn. They lunged out of the closest, brandishing a golden dagger with a ghost engraved on the side. They sliced my chest, leaving a triangular shaped wound. And then a skeleton popped out.
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Moderators on Drugs,
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Supershadowdan12
Source: I'm a professional Illuminati hunter.
holy crap man dats intense
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the_soupi dunno wat to do. also i think there are lizard people there too. should i get a priest? im afraid if i go to sleep the ghosts of illuminati members past will haunt my dreams. so i think PMC is a good place to ask for advice.
seriously, though. stop making these threads.
Haha.... wait this is a joke right?
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i so agree.. ive read three threads so far just for haunted houses
make sure to surround your closet with holy water mixed salt and your gonna be fine
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