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What if the ENTIRE internet was put into a battle royale?
Kypickle
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So, this is an idea I've been thinking about recently. What if the entire Internet was put into a battle royale?
Every meme. Every user, including you and me. Every piece of media, every person, animal, video game character, art creation, weapon, object, all of it, put onto one battlefield. Who would win? Who or what would be the last thing standing?
So, I got to writing. The entire Internet, all the way up to 2022, put into a battlefield in a fight to the death.
I need your help. I'm just one person, and there's no way I can accurately portray the entire Internet without my own biases and preferences. So, I ask you:
What would you like to be included in the Internet Battle Royale? Anything is fine. Any meme, any funny cat video, any YouTube video, anything you suggest, I will try to include as I write the battle royale as a story. I'll update you on my progress as it happens.
Each thing you suggest would have their own unique powers based on what they do/represent on the Internet. For example, me. On my Planet Minecraft profile, I am a huge space nerd and have the biggest (and first) genie forum where I ruin people's wishes. So, in this battle royale, I'd be a space-genie, and I'd attack by ruining people's wishes.
To prevent people suggesting the same things, here is a list of what I have already. If it has a check, it's already included, but if it doesn't have a check, it's not added yet, but I plan to add it.
List of things already included. if it has a check, it's already in the story. If it doesn't, it's planned to be. Click this text to see the list.
-gigachad✔
-rick astley ✔
-Soldiers ✔
-tik tok girl ✔
-daily dose of internet ✔
-game theory ✔
-elon musk ✔
-the queen ✔
-Pokemon ✔
-dream ✔
-a karen ✔
-pokimane and twitch streamers ✔
-henry stickmin ✔
-duolingo ✔
-stickbugged lol ✔
-wise tree ✔
-flying gorilla ✔
-quandale dingle ✔
-beat saber man ✔
-peppa pig
-bo burnham
-melodysheep
-pac man
-slither.io snake ✔
-among us
-crypto bros and NFTs
-garfield
-ninja from fortnite
-countryballs
-the entire country of Brazil ✔
-john cena ✔
-ishowspeed
-andrew tate
-hackers
-space objects (black hole) ✔
-5 minute crafts
-SCPs
-paper and agar.io
-cryptids ✔
-uncanny valley
-spinning rat (all variants)
-sans from undertale ✔
-universal paper clips ✔
-cookie clicker ✔
-your mom
-clippy ✔
-cookie monster ✔
-Rush E
-people cancelling people
-harambe
-flappy bird
-discord mod
-weebs
-turi ip ip ip and wenamechainthesuma ✔
-hole io
-roblox admin
-my name is skyler white yo ✔
-r/place rainbow road and void
-ohio ✔
-florida man
-sword emoji ✔
-that bulldozer tank that destroyed a town ✔
-football player ✔
-orangutan with a gun ✔
-UFO ✔
-help I accidentally built a shelf ✔
-Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb
-The Chonk Chart
-it’s corn
-“FiRsT”
-nyan cat ✔
-creeper aw man ✔
-liberty mutual
-geico lizard
-asdf movie
-the rock
-big chungus
-untitled goose game
-tech support scammers
-yugoslavia (and accompanying war crimes)
-3 days until mario steals your liver
-alphabet lore
-FBI open up
-popbob
-spooky scary skeleton
-that vegan teacher
-nextbot
-exposed nerve prank ✔
-animator vs animation
-geometry dash
-fnaf
-the cake is a lie
-mario kart ✔
-this is fine
-hermitcraft
-🗿
-wither storm
-gacha life
-club penguin
-plants vs zombies
-bee movie
-monster school
-protogent
-bonzi buddy
-gordon ramsay
-the Sun is a deadly laser
-Hamilton
-Wish.com
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google dino
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trollface
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winner would be the sun is a deadly laser or stickbugged
runner up would be mario steals your liver
wanna know why? ask me
runner up would be mario steals your liver
wanna know why? ask me
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not really
there are internet memes showing people shooting the sun and killing it, so the sun is a deadly laser could be defeated pretty easily
also the stickbug could just be stomped on
mario takes 3 days to steal someone’s liver, and he could be killed while he’s stealing it by someone else
just remember i’m including everything, including the gods of every religion, black holes, and all kinds of overpowered things that could easily defeat everybody else
there are internet memes showing people shooting the sun and killing it, so the sun is a deadly laser could be defeated pretty easily
also the stickbug could just be stomped on
mario takes 3 days to steal someone’s liver, and he could be killed while he’s stealing it by someone else
just remember i’m including everything, including the gods of every religion, black holes, and all kinds of overpowered things that could easily defeat everybody else
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the sun could laser a lot of people and burn things and the stickbug dancing is actually a camoflauge technique to mimic vegetation in the wind
that would make it hard to find in a tree and it could cause confusion with its music
that would make it hard to find in a tree and it could cause confusion with its music
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but neither would be any match for a black holedeaf people wouldn't be affected by the stick bug's music (or just people with headphones on) and stick bug is still just a bug, and could be stomped on
and like i said, internet memes show people killing the sun, and the people from those memes would be in the battle royale and easily able to kill the sun
and like i said, internet memes show people killing the sun, and the people from those memes would be in the battle royale and easily able to kill the sun
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makes more senese now
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the "first" people will be the first to die and, as a ghost, they would say "first' as if nothing just happened
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Dream would cheat but soon be eliminated. Also before each person enters, you grant each person one wish, not ruining it at the start, without telling them how you ruined it. Then after a while into the battle, the ruined part comes into play, and eventually everyone seperately realises how it was ruined once they notice.
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i can’t grant a wish to everyone, I do it one by one on my forum, so i’d have to do it one by one in the battle, but yes
im not including myself tho, because i’m trying to avoid bias. I’m only including well-known stuff, and not me or anyone I know
im not including myself tho, because i’m trying to avoid bias. I’m only including well-known stuff, and not me or anyone I know
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The waffle house has found the new host
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that’s something from 2023, i said it’s 2022 or earlier
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put all story time animators in + sr pelo lol
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aw man i hate story time animators
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Add Ichigo from the Bleach anime, but make sure it’s him in his form with a dual zanpakuto, or any form you want.
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water sheep :D
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I seem to recall something like this, and in the end the winner is Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater
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yeah this is more
the ultimate showdown was just well-known people, im including everyone
so i doubt mr rodgers is going to win against literally god, or a black hole, or a nuclear bomb
the ultimate showdown was just well-known people, im including everyone
so i doubt mr rodgers is going to win against literally god, or a black hole, or a nuclear bomb
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Crunchyroll !
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every single tiktoker would probably be like "sorry i cant fight im recording a tiktok"
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this post >:)
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Put me in the battle, i will run around with axes while wearing a human face as a mask killing all of the human enemies.
(Yes I do act like this on the internet but not PMC)
(Yes I do act like this on the internet but not PMC)
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I Want My Imaginary Horror (I Can't Code So THis Is My Best Shot) The Fruities In.
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Put Me In And Let Me Murder Everyone. 9 Years Put Into A Bloodbath.
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no
do you act like a killer on the internet? If you don’t, then you’re not going to be a killer in the battle. It all depends on what you do on the internet.
do you act like a killer on the internet? If you don’t, then you’re not going to be a killer in the battle. It all depends on what you do on the internet.
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Perhaps you could look into a You Tube video. It's the pilot for a story called Hazbin Hotel. The language is an axolittle questionable... ok, most of it is questionable, but the characters are cool and very powerful. Just an idea, so completely your choice.
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Rick Astley
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please look at the list to see what i’ve already included
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snotty boy glowup
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kyle the cat
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Back on track earrape will destroy all geometry dash players
Also rickroll exists btw
Also rickroll exists btw
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This story and post. It would cause a paradox needing to be stopped probably by one of the overpowered people of the internet, or a nerd.
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godtube.com
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I would like to see the Dota 2 hero list, (Considering that there is over 100, just go with the most interesting, But I would like Ursa and Axe, And Outworld Destroyer)
And the Terrarian, from Terraria, Maybe the Moonlord, Skeletron Prime, and Plantra from the same game,
And Forts, Another video game, about building, and destroying, well, forts,
And the Terrarian, from Terraria, Maybe the Moonlord, Skeletron Prime, and Plantra from the same game,
And Forts, Another video game, about building, and destroying, well, forts,
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The entirety of The ultimate battle of ultimate destiny by lemon deamon
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i referenced it but i’m not including it
why would i include a battle royale containing everybody inside a battle royale containing everybody
why would i include a battle royale containing everybody inside a battle royale containing everybody
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We all know that whoever had the Nokia on a stick would win
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YES MELODYSHEEP IS ON THE LIST WOOHOO
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Ladies and Gentlemen, please, we all know that the last thing existing is the omnipotent Shaggy. That's what I'm going to say.
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Mapping, alternate history
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Romanian final boss
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The Only Thing Left Would Be Steve Or Gordon Freeman
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Assuming everything on the Internet is in this battle royale, a nuke would win.
Or rather, many nukes.
And add in "Minecraft But..." challenges and "One Heart" challenges
Or rather, many nukes.
And add in "Minecraft But..." challenges and "One Heart" challenges
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i’ve already included nukes actually
but they don’t win, simply because the arena is too big
a few nukes won’t kill earth, so they definitely won’t be able to destroy every single map ever created on the internet, whether from video games, books, movies, anything, all combined into one. The arena is gigantic.
but they don’t win, simply because the arena is too big
a few nukes won’t kill earth, so they definitely won’t be able to destroy every single map ever created on the internet, whether from video games, books, movies, anything, all combined into one. The arena is gigantic.
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Here's a better idea: Galactus and Unicron team up and destroy the planet.
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luckily, I have a plan for those guys as well, so the battle doesn't take three minutes. Daily Dose of Internet. His powers are he has the collective power of the entire Internet for a few minutes per day. On the first day, he uses this power to destroy over a million of the biggest threats, which includes Galactus and Unicron.
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This is how bacons are supposed to bs
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"This is fine..." Dog
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Don't Stop Believin'
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