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What if the ENTIRE internet was put into a battle royale?
So, this is an idea I've been thinking about recently. What if the entire Internet was put into a battle royale?
Every meme. Every user, including you and me. Every piece of media, every person, animal, video game character, art creation, weapon, object, all of it, put onto one battlefield. Who would win? Who or what would be the last thing standing?
So, I got to writing. The entire Internet, all the way up to 2022, put into a battlefield in a fight to the death.
I need your help. I'm just one person, and there's no way I can accurately portray the entire Internet without my own biases and preferences. So, I ask you:
What would you like to be included in the Internet Battle Royale? Anything is fine. Any meme, any funny cat video, any YouTube video, anything you suggest, I will try to include as I write the battle royale as a story. I'll update you on my progress as it happens.
Each thing you suggest would have their own unique powers based on what they do/represent on the Internet. For example, me. On my Planet Minecraft profile, I am a huge space nerd and have the biggest (and first) genie forum where I ruin people's wishes. So, in this battle royale, I'd be a space-genie, and I'd attack by ruining people's wishes.
To prevent people suggesting the same things, here is a list of what I have already. If it has a check, it's already included, but if it doesn't have a check, it's not added yet, but I plan to add it.
List of things already included. if it has a check, it's already in the story. If it doesn't, it's planned to be. Click this text to see the list.
-gigachad✔
-rick astley ✔
-Soldiers ✔
-tik tok girl ✔
-daily dose of internet ✔
-game theory ✔
-elon musk ✔
-the queen ✔
-Pokemon ✔
-dream ✔
-a karen ✔
-pokimane and twitch streamers ✔
-henry stickmin ✔
-duolingo ✔
-stickbugged lol ✔
-wise tree ✔
-flying gorilla ✔
-quandale dingle ✔
-beat saber man ✔
-peppa pig
-bo burnham
-melodysheep
-pac man
-slither.io snake ✔
-among us
-crypto bros and NFTs
-garfield
-ninja from fortnite
-countryballs
-the entire country of Brazil ✔
-john cena ✔
-ishowspeed
-andrew tate
-hackers
-space objects (black hole) ✔
-5 minute crafts
-SCPs
-paper and agar.io
-cryptids ✔
-uncanny valley
-spinning rat (all variants)
-sans from undertale ✔
-universal paper clips ✔
-cookie clicker ✔
-your mom
-clippy ✔
-cookie monster ✔
-Rush E
-people cancelling people
-harambe
-flappy bird
-discord mod
-weebs
-turi ip ip ip and wenamechainthesuma ✔
-hole io
-roblox admin
-my name is skyler white yo ✔
-r/place rainbow road and void
-ohio ✔
-florida man
-sword emoji ✔
-that bulldozer tank that destroyed a town ✔
-football player ✔
-orangutan with a gun ✔
-UFO ✔
-help I accidentally built a shelf ✔
-Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb
-The Chonk Chart
-it’s corn
-“FiRsT”
-nyan cat ✔
-creeper aw man ✔
-liberty mutual
-geico lizard
-asdf movie
-the rock
-big chungus
-untitled goose game
-tech support scammers
-yugoslavia (and accompanying war crimes)
-3 days until mario steals your liver
-alphabet lore
-FBI open up
-popbob
-spooky scary skeleton
-that vegan teacher
-nextbot
-exposed nerve prank ✔
-animator vs animation
-geometry dash
-fnaf
-the cake is a lie
-mario kart ✔
-this is fine
-hermitcraft
-🗿
-wither storm
-gacha life
-club penguin
-plants vs zombies
-bee movie
-monster school
-protogent
-bonzi buddy
-gordon ramsay
-the Sun is a deadly laser
-Hamilton
-Wish.com
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Just use incognito mode. you cant be involve if you aren't really exist
but if this is really happening i might get the side of Greek gods and half bloods.
unless your entire internet personality is that you are a greek god or a half blood, then you wouldn't. Just liking that stuff wouldn't give it to you. You have to make your Internet personality as actually being one of those to get its powers.
May be i am a god. who knows. there are endless possibilities.
i don’t care what you actually are, I care about how you show yourself on the internet. You could be the laziest person in the world, but if you pretend to be a super strong hunter or something on the internet, then that will carry over to the battle royale.
ngl that do be rude
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- goanimate grounded videos
- elsagate
- monster school
- birds aren't real
- backrooms
- mr incredible becoming uncanny
- protogent
- bonzi buddy
- gorden ramsey
Assuming everything on the Internet is in this battle royale, a nuke would win.
Or rather, many nukes.
And add in "Minecraft But..." challenges and "One Heart" challenges
Or rather, many nukes.
And add in "Minecraft But..." challenges and "One Heart" challenges
i’ve already included nukes actually
but they don’t win, simply because the arena is too big
a few nukes won’t kill earth, so they definitely won’t be able to destroy every single map ever created on the internet, whether from video games, books, movies, anything, all combined into one. The arena is gigantic.
but they don’t win, simply because the arena is too big
a few nukes won’t kill earth, so they definitely won’t be able to destroy every single map ever created on the internet, whether from video games, books, movies, anything, all combined into one. The arena is gigantic.
Here's a better idea: Galactus and Unicron team up and destroy the planet.
luckily, I have a plan for those guys as well, so the battle doesn't take three minutes. Daily Dose of Internet. His powers are he has the collective power of the entire Internet for a few minutes per day. On the first day, he uses this power to destroy over a million of the biggest threats, which includes Galactus and Unicron.
also some i thought of that werent already there (i think)
- sweet home alabama
- the bee movie
hehehe again me
i'm getting you some ideas but not from me so that's why i'm summoning my great comrades here...
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i'm getting you some ideas but not from me so that's why i'm summoning my great comrades here...
GoldenScientist
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MOLTENONI
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Tzyber
M yes? :>
WHO HATH SUMMON LE YEETER OF BRASIL
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Fartman
Mannii Jesus
Unnecessary Inventions
Joe
B a l l e r
Alibaba
Good Luck Gibbon
Bad Luck Brian
Morbin' Time
United Arab Emirates
Fascism
Sarcasm
Surreal Comedy
George Beard & Harold Hutchins
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"This is fine..." Dog
Through & Lob
Driven Lob Pass
Fortinayt ela babaji
Don't Stop Believin'
Kumalalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta
me me big boi
A hand of mints
PewDiePie - Coco
Stop biting your nail
Made in China
Made in South Kore
Equatorial Guinea
Brunei Darussalam
Land of Po
Titanic
Your Mom Iceberg - explained
Ronald McDonald
The Addams Family
21/9/1978
Mannii Jesus
Unnecessary Inventions
Joe
B a l l e r
Alibaba
Good Luck Gibbon
Bad Luck Brian
Morbin' Time
United Arab Emirates
Fascism
Sarcasm
Surreal Comedy
George Beard & Harold Hutchins
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iPeed
"This is fine..." Dog
Through & Lob
Driven Lob Pass
Fortinayt ela babaji
Don't Stop Believin'
Kumalalala Kumalala Kumala Savesta
me me big boi
A hand of mints
PewDiePie - Coco
Stop biting your nail
Made in China
Made in South Kore
Equatorial Guinea
Brunei Darussalam
Land of Po
Titanic
Your Mom Iceberg - explained
Ronald McDonald
The Addams Family
21/9/1978
wish.com
youtube text to speech channels
A M O G U S
ඞ
ඞ
ඞ
ඞ
ඞ
Florida Man's silly moveset
Cook in strangers home - heals
Use aligator like baseball bat - self explanatory
Drugs - get that adrenaline baby
Home intrusion - self explanatory
Cook in strangers home - heals
Use aligator like baseball bat - self explanatory
Drugs - get that adrenaline baby
Home intrusion - self explanatory
What would Home intrusion do to the enemy?
steal their shit stuff
Ahhh
they don’t really have “movesets”. Each person has their own abilities, and they can choose to use those abilities in whatever way they want.
yeah, i just thought itd be fun to give him a silly little moveset
amogus bobby, the backrooms, yugoslavia, suspicious fool, mumbo jumbo, AAAAAAAAAAAA, brain cells, gogogameog, one millionth visitor, mel gibson, patrick bateman, uncle terry, chick fil-a, ti 84+ graphic calculator, cars 2 blu-ray dvd, bitcoin, the entire phonetic alphabet, king dedede, Yahoo!, ask.com toolbar minecraft alpha 1.0.16 versions, dog of wisdom, bonzibuddy, H, sus bus, clippy, popbob, 3 days until mario steals your liver, spawnmasons, egg, fbi open up, bearshare, create mod, UwU, desktop goose, doge
is that enough?
i can post more if you need.
is that enough?
i can post more if you need.
oops i may have put things already on the list sorry.
i was just typing whatever came to mind lol.
i was just typing whatever came to mind lol.
Tik Tok Girl would immediately lose-
It would be a final showdown between Florida man and the orangutan with a gun-
It would be a final showdown between Florida man and the orangutan with a gun-
tik tok girls get more powerful with every dance they do tho
a tik tok girl almost kills elon musk before he teleports her to mars
a tik tok girl almost kills elon musk before he teleports her to mars
lol
i guess ruining wishes really rubbed off on you
i guess ruining wishes really rubbed off on you
- jeff bezos
- metaverse
- tech support scammers
- metaverse
- tech support scammers
you forgot toxic stans from different cringe fandoms
yeah i forgot to include that on the list, but they are mentioned
i mention stans and simps from both pokimane and dream in the story, though they aren't a huge part
i mention stans and simps from both pokimane and dream in the story, though they aren't a huge part
every single tiktoker would probably be like "sorry i cant fight im recording a tiktok"
Back on track earrape will destroy all geometry dash players
Also rickroll exists btw
Also rickroll exists btw
This is how bacons are supposed to bs
Markiplier's Only Fans
Troom Troom
Markiplier's Only Fans
Troom Troom
can I do more than one
do all of them
Chadtronic
Iceberg explained videos
Motherboard
FitnessGram 3000
Hog ridaaaa!!
Donkey from Shrek
Anime Shrek (shrek's last form)
Toledo
Bidoof
Kremlin
SoapSoapSoap
Gee-whiz
Daniel Thrasher
KonekoKitten
Roomie Official
____WasTaken
Pin me plz
A Thousand Miles
Bohemian Rhapsody
Payphone
Maroon 5
Mittani
Vikramaditya
Majapahit
Mahapajit
Bill Wurtz
The sun is a deadly lazer
Except Turkiye, Turkiye makes a brand new Turkiye
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's the Seljuk Turks!
It's Superman!
ANNANANANANANANANANAN BATMAN
Grubhub Man
Iceberg explained videos
Motherboard
FitnessGram 3000
Hog ridaaaa!!
Donkey from Shrek
Anime Shrek (shrek's last form)
Toledo
Bidoof
Kremlin
SoapSoapSoap
Gee-whiz
Daniel Thrasher
KonekoKitten
Roomie Official
____WasTaken
Pin me plz
A Thousand Miles
Bohemian Rhapsody
Payphone
Maroon 5
Mittani
Vikramaditya
Majapahit
Mahapajit
Bill Wurtz
The sun is a deadly lazer
Except Turkiye, Turkiye makes a brand new Turkiye
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's the Seljuk Turks!
It's Superman!
ANNANANANANANANANANAN BATMAN
Grubhub Man
The last one for today, and that is:
Gopnik Jevil
Gopnik Jevil
That's characters, time to another one..
Ohio
Manila City
Modlova
Maya-hee (Numa Numa)
Wehraboos
Soaphead (me)
I'M DOING MY HW RN SO WILL ADDING MORE LATER
Ohio
Manila City
Modlova
Maya-hee (Numa Numa)
Wehraboos
Soaphead (me)
I'M DOING MY HW RN SO WILL ADDING MORE LATER
Chris Pratt
Scatman
Mr. Roger
Banjo and Kazooie
Hamilton
Eduard Khil (trololo guy)
Awesome/Epic Face guy
SCPic (Epic Face guy's last form)
Sovietball
ObamaGaming (the last form of Barack Obama)
Jacksfilms
Johnmovies
Carly Jepsen
The Man Behind the Slaughter
Scatman
Mr. Roger
Banjo and Kazooie
Hamilton
Eduard Khil (trololo guy)
Awesome/Epic Face guy
SCPic (Epic Face guy's last form)
Sovietball
ObamaGaming (the last form of Barack Obama)
Jacksfilms
Johnmovies
Carly Jepsen
The Man Behind the Slaughter
3 days until luigi steals ur kidney
ENDERMAN
DONKEY
SHREK
FISHSTICK
SCREECH
SEEK
THEY FREAKING DIED
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