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When will Minecraft beta come out?
Its been Alpha 1.2.6 for almost 2 years I think, I'm still surprised the Minecraft community is still active. They promised Beta around December 20th 2010, and it's already 2013!
Did Notch stop developing Minecraft or something?
My world is getting so big it's starting to lag. Plus, every Multiplayer server I try to connect to doesn't work. I want some new features and fixed multiplayer!
Anyone know if/when will Minecraft Beta is supposed to come out?!?
Did Notch stop developing Minecraft or something?
My world is getting so big it's starting to lag. Plus, every Multiplayer server I try to connect to doesn't work. I want some new features and fixed multiplayer!
Anyone know if/when will Minecraft Beta is supposed to come out?!?
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Someone Lock this thread, its pointless and just for trolling purposes! LOCK IT!
How come when I punch sheep I don't get the wool, and they get damage?
I think they also added a feature that deletes accounts when people act like a troll. It's a really cool feature.
Lol, your just lying. Your a troll yourself. XD
Woah creative mode is like the inventory editor but in game!!!

You're just going to stretch this out as long as you can, aren't you?
Yes, I love the new update! I should probably discuss it on another thread however.
I vote he is a troll.
Guys, he has 1.4.7 Minecraft Game Version stuff on his profile, he's just joking around
Oh? And I see that you there have a 1.4.7 server
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Lol, good sir, you are either trying to troll, or are really clueless. Try deleting Minecrsft and reinstalling it. You should get the latest version.
Squidwards?? What??
*Facepalm*
Villagers. There are villages now.
Villagers. There are villages now.
How do I get to one, and do I get a plot in the village to build my house? Thats the exact same thing I did in alpha only on SMP.
And how is this related to Squidward??
And how is this related to Squidward??
I vote he is a troll.
Just play along. He'll give up. OR he just never updated his MC when he could.
CHICKEN LEGS?!?!??! IT'S YOUR HUNGER BAR. DOUBLE TAP THE FORWARD BUTTON TO SPRINT, YOU CAN NOW PULL YOUR-- ok, no moar caps. You can now pull back your bow, there's plenty of biomes, and also, if you want old minecraft back, just download the Old Days Mod.
No, this update isn't bad. I just miss my old world. AND THERE'S WOLVES
You can tame them with bones, zombies drop rotten flesh, way moar mobbies, and- OH SHEIT I GOTTA GO TO STANFORD BAI - no, srysly, I do.
I forgot to say that you can now go to hell
Facepalm
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
SuperEvan200MayozSuperEvan200
A. My world is getting so big it's starting to lag.
B. Plus, every Multiplayer server I try to connect to doesn't work.
C. I want some new features and fixed multiplayer!
A. Your would lag is your problem.
B. Also, your problem.
C. Minecraft has tons new features. Anyway, multiplayer is your problem.
But everyone said beta has passed, so how do I update? And how did beta pass so quickly? Did I just not know how to update or something?
Updates are automaticly
but... if you had a mod, that could of stopped minecraft from giving you updates, therefore keeping it at your version
oh and beta passed so quickly cause Notch was the bomb
until... he left ;-; WAAAH WHY DID YOU REMIND ME oh well Jeb is not that bad
MayozSuperEvan200
A. My world is getting so big it's starting to lag.
B. Plus, every Multiplayer server I try to connect to doesn't work.
C. I want some new features and fixed multiplayer!
A. Your would lag is your problem.
B. Also, your problem.
C. Minecraft has tons new features. Anyway, multiplayer is your problem.
But everyone said beta has passed, so how do I update? And how did beta pass so quickly? Did I just not know how to update or something?
Is this guy trolling or what?
You have a 1.4.7 server... And that means
BUSTED!!!
BUSTED!!!
SuperEvan200
A. My world is getting so big it's starting to lag.
B. Plus, every Multiplayer server I try to connect to doesn't work.
C. I want some new features and fixed multiplayer!
A. Your would lag is your problem.
B. Also, your problem.
C. Minecraft has tons new features. Anyway, multiplayer is your problem.
Beta has passed? Did they finally release it? Ok, how do I update? I know the files are located in appdata, and redownloading the launcher doesn't work.
But wait, if it's fully released, will they still update it. I want Minecraft to be updated forever.
But wait, if it's fully released, will they still update it. I want Minecraft to be updated forever.
LOLOLOL
just incase you not joking...
go into your /.minecraft/bin and...
Delete all the files inside
yay! Everybody love deleteing
just incase you not joking...
go into your /.minecraft/bin and...
Delete all the files inside
yay! Everybody love deleteing
What is this?? How...... I see this huge biome with these huge trees and near my health are somekind of chicken legs??? Has this turned into an RPG or something?
No, the chicken legs are your hunger meter. It shows how hungry you are by removing half a chicken leg randomly. The more chicken legs there, the less hungry you are. You replenish your hunger meter by eating, and, if full, the hunger meter will start to heal you.
Let me put the updates into a simple song for you, you can sing it to your own beat
"Larry gave birth to squids,
and giants were removed
redstone was, freaking awesome
they added way more food
jungles came an took over
water bottles too
note blocks
music discs
hunger bar
more mobs
more then we can hannnndle!!!!
plus a crap load of.....
SQUIDWARDS!!!!"
There :3
"Larry gave birth to squids,
and giants were removed
redstone was, freaking awesome
they added way more food
jungles came an took over
water bottles too
note blocks
music discs
hunger bar
more mobs
more then we can hannnndle!!!!
plus a crap load of.....
SQUIDWARDS!!!!"
There :3
Guys he's just being troll, you should have realized by now. And to everyone playing along, kudos to you.
Minecraft beta has been out, Its out of beta now.
Minecraft is already released, heck, version 1.5.1 XD
Ok you must be joking, Or else... maybe... maybe my time machine worked O-o
Ok you must be joking, Or else... maybe... maybe my time machine worked O-o
Really? How long have you played Minecraft? It's been out of beta since the first Minecon.
pff
pff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your joking, right?
pff HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
your joking, right?
What? I'm sorry if I'm getting something wrong here. Can someone please tell me if Minecraft is still being developed?
Minecraft has already been released...
It is on verison 1.5.1, and it patched every few months or so
where have you been for the past years lol?
It is on verison 1.5.1, and it patched every few months or so
where have you been for the past years lol?
