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The PMC news network post by RustToaster
Public • July 20, 2026, 10:35 pm

BREAKING NEWS
ZOMPHEY IS - CONFIRMED BY FRENCHMAN

On July 20th, 2026, at approximately 9 PM EST, Planet Minecraft user and alleged furry Zomphey shared a wall post made by fellow Planet Minecraft user LadyKittenton. In this wall post, Zomphey made the following statement: "I think"

"That really is quite interesting," said world renown dead Frenchman and philosopher René Descartes, when asked for a comment regarding the wall post. "Clearly, this means that he is. For if you think, you are." Mr. Descartes was unable to provide further elaboration, likely due to the fact that he has been dead for 376 years, although this is unconfirmed.

The wall post in question (www.planetminecraft.com/member/zomphey/wall/post/1129856/), photograph courtesy of RustToaster

With this new information, it is now certain that Zomphey is. Whether or not this will change anything has yet to be seen, however, it is advised to take appropriate safety precautions in the meantime.
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The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • July 17, 2026, 12:59 am
BREAKING NEWS UPDATE

another Reddit post has recently informed me that the explosive diarrhea parasite is becoming an epidemic in several US states, and is expected to end around the end of August.

don't eat raw vegetables unless they are locally grown. it's especially advised to avoid bagged salad (those were never safe), and consider having some medicine ready for emergencies.
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ScotsMiser From the CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/php/surveillance/index.html Also some advice on lowering the risk o...
Temp_Otherworld • 2026-07-17 11:12:22

thanks for the additional info/resources.

ScotsMiser • 2026-07-17 06:16:06

From the CDC:
https://www.cdc.gov/cyclosporiasis/php/surveillance/index.html

Also some advice on lowering the risk of Cyclospora acquisition
https://www.businessinsider.com/parasitic-diarrhea-outbreak-produce-to-avoid-how-to-prepare-food-2026-7
The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • July 16, 2026, 11:02 pm
BREAKING NEWS

"Explosive Diarrhea" parasite outbreak over-exaggerated by TikTok, even though I found out about it on Reddit.

It was on Monday on my way back home from my travels, and I was scrolling Reddit. and when I found out me and my brother were laughing so hard because "explosive diarrhea", I didn't share immediately because we laughed so hard we forgot for a bit, and i was also tired.

well today I remembered. now that I remember here's info about the situation:
- it takes about week before the diarrhea happens, and when it starts it will be quite sudden
- it's non-lethal but severity can vary.
- some didn't need any medical help while others were hospitalized
- possibly infected foods are raw veggies, specifically lettuce, green onion and raspberries (even if not a veggie)
- cooking veggies recommended for safety and flavor, and raspberry jam is still safe

good thing it's still rarer than serious food-born illnesses, but if you get explosive diarrhea then you got bad karma or bad luck

Temp_Otherworld signing off
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The PMC news network post by BeanMan68
Public • July 15, 2026, 7:30 pm
BREAKING NEWS

Hideduo.
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The PMC news network post by BeanMan68
Public • July 15, 2026, 8:47 am
BREAKING NEWS

Recently there have been multiple occurrences of Zomphey being offline, yet he denies this. Here is some shocking evidence from BeanMan68!

In other news, BananaManXD_22 is very zesty!

BeanMan68 signing off!
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BananaManXD_22 I'm with you on this one dawg
BeanMan68 • 2026-07-15 09:01:13

*stabs self multiple times frfr*

BananaManXD_22 I'm with you on this one dawg
BeanMan68 • 2026-07-15 08:57:22

:<

Zomphey photoshop ahh
BananaManXD_22 • 2026-07-15 08:56:31

I'm with you on this one dawg

Kraggle09 • 2026-07-15 08:49:51

I think his profile is manually set to offline right now

Zomphey • 2026-07-15 08:49:05

photoshop ahh
The PMC news network post by EmeraldKinq
Public • July 11, 2026, 7:47 pm
BREAKING NEWS

PMC Master MaltyOtter has sparked inexplicable controversy in a post made to her wall. Details are sparse, but, reports say that the trending post contains a surprising use of the phrase "hhhh".
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MaltyOtter • 2026-07-11 20:03:52

😭
The PMC news network post by BeanMan68
Public • June 27, 2026, 9:00 am
BREAKING NEWS!!!

Beans are yummy!
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IsThatVee • 2026-06-29 00:21:29

Since 100000000 BC (Or idk how to say it)

Prince_Wafflezzz • 2026-06-27 09:22:08

holeyguachmymolauy
The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • June 13, 2026, 12:17 am
BREAKING NEWS!!

the Among us show is REAL, and according to the subreddit, it's GENUINELY GOOD!! PEAK even.

yep, I just found out about it. the marketing for the show was quite bad, with the show being shadow-dropped on Paramount+. people who've watched the show expecting a cringefest were surprised by amazing storytelling.

Pro Tip: viewers recommend you try not get too attached to the crew. they guarantee that if you get too attached you will cry when your favorite crewmate dies.

I got this info from other viewers on Reddit, and i'm exited to watch the show on my own.

Temp_Otherworld, returning to spaaaaaaaaaaace.....
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The PMC news network post by Jerrygames124
Public • May 25, 2026, 4:04 am
Oh shi this exists
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The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • May 13, 2026, 5:52 pm
BREAKING NEWS

Steam controllers CAN feel pain!!

steam controllers have been found to be able to scream if you drop it accidentally or on purpose. the weird thing, it doesn't so so through speakers, it actually does so through it's control vibration system.

don't drop your steam controllers (well at least not onto a hard surface)

BTW multiple IRL news sources have verified this fact.
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Temp_Otherworld i'm many days late, but technically you feed them batteries or electricity so maybe?
zigzag5570 • 2026-05-19 02:41:03

yes

zigzag5570 whats next? you need to feed your controllers to keep it alive
Temp_Otherworld • 2026-05-18 18:54:56

i'm many days late, but technically you feed them batteries or electricity so maybe?

zigzag5570 • 2026-05-14 04:05:49

whats next? you need to feed your controllers to keep it alive
The PMC news network post by EmeraldKinq
Public • May 3, 2026, 11:47 pm
BREAKING NEWS

PMC High Grandmaster JustaFlqmingo has reached 3,000 subscribers on YouTube!
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The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • April 15, 2026, 11:33 am
BREAKING NEWS

TOMODACHI LIFE: LIVING THE DREAM TOMORROW!!
what? someone had to put that on the PMC news network...
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FrogwithClawZ • 2026-04-15 11:45:06

oh em gee oh em gee oh em gee
The PMC news network post by Epik_the_geek
Public • April 13, 2026, 12:34 am
BREAKING NEWS

TPOT 22 IS OUT NOW ON THE JACKNJELLIFY YOUTUBE CHANNEL
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The PMC news network post by IsThatVee
Public • April 12, 2026, 4:03 pm
BREAKING NEWS

Goober Kingdom By IsThatVee formed alliances with The Revolution By Oscilllate

Which means both kingdoms now grew stronger!
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The PMC news network post by IsThatVee
Public • April 11, 2026, 4:06 pm
BREAKING NEWS

NEW PERSON IN SIGHT!
This "person" happens to have some kind of special powers, maybe he is a hero that will help us be in good condition, or a villain who wants to hurt us, pls help us know which one is it by it's actions, if you see him, report to this group, here is the sight:
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The PMC news network post by Epik_the_geek
Public • April 11, 2026, 2:27 am
BREAKING NEWS

IIS1R EP 11 IS OUT NOW! GO WATCH IT ON THE ANIMATIONEPIC YOUTUBE CHANNEL
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The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • April 8, 2026, 1:34 pm
BREAKING NEWS

the Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream files have been leaked. an article by NotebookCheck confirms a working ROM in the wild, being tested by a small unnamed group.

the leak is expected to greatly speed up the modding community surrounding the game once the leaked files start to spread.
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jellyfishh yo Temp_Otherworld, is it fully playable?
Temp_Otherworld • 2026-04-09 11:05:33

not yet. the unnamed group is still testing it, and is yet to release it to the public.

jellyfishh • 2026-04-09 03:06:00

yo Temp_Otherworld, is it fully playable?
The PMC news network post by Temp_Otherworld
Public • April 6, 2026, 3:17 pm
BREAKING NEWS!!

there are officially TEN MORE DAYS until Living the Dream officially releases!!
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The PMC news network post by EmeraldKinq
Public • April 5, 2026, 7:46 pm
BREAKING NEWS

Its_Chizukiii has made the decision to denounce her inner kangaroo.
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Escapazition • 2026-04-10 13:38:55

Well that's a side of PMC that I'm not familiar with.

Ww2guru73 • 2026-04-05 21:34:42

Yay, Kangaroo! :DD
The PMC news network post by Epik_the_geek
Public • April 5, 2026, 7:45 pm
BREAKING NEWS
NOT ONLY HAS ANIMATIONEPIC HIT 900K SUBS, II S1R EP10 IS OUT NOW!!
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