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me: oh boy i cant wait to eat this bagel

boy: ok

guys i bwoke my keyboawd. i cant type the lettew between Q and S. it weally sucks cause nyow i have to do this howwible uwu thing. thewe weally is no othew option, i shwimply have to do this :(

it especiawy sucks cause im nyot even on a computew with a keyboawd wight meow, im on my phone. and the scween is fine. im lying. im a liar

sometimes you gotta react your own posts to get the ball rolling

sandwich

i live in spin without the " "

still thinkin bout sona lore, i really really like the idea i got and I might actually be able to tell a bit of story with it hehe

only problem is uh. there's other characters involved. and i need to name them. guh

i am so bad at coming up with names

thinkin bout sona lore, i think i might’ve actually gotten a solid idea that I like!! and like any good character backstory, it’s slightly messed up :D

i mean. the mismatched limbs always had mildly horrible implications if you stop to think about it for more than 5 seconds. spare legs dont grow on trees after all, they had to come from somewhere. or someone

teamwork? it does sometimes, yeah

why

you gotta be squidding me

if this post gets 40 shares i will literally say “wow thats a lot of shares”

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here he comes

@gork where did i put my phone

your honor, my client would like to state… *leans over*
are you sure? this might not-
but i really dont see how this is going to help the case, i highly-
*sigh* fine
apologies, your honor. my client would like to state, “vehicular manslaughter, I barely know her”

“yeah so that why im afraid of random letters”

”oh, i see why”

”AHH”

ur so chronically offline bro, why dont you go inside and touch screen for once

Fun Fact: The city of London experiences more crime every year than the entire surface of the sun, despite being roughly two trillion square miles smaller

im a better musician than mozart. i may not know how to play the piano, but i have a slight advantage in the fact that mozart is dead

im doing my part