bonkmaykr

shameless furry trash from Missouri, US
Minecraft Veteran since 2013
I play hypixel bedwars
i can no longer tell who is cheating and who is just actually better than me because playing on hypixel is kind of like driving in the UK: everything is wrong and the government isn't interested in fixing it

i run a software development startup with my best friend, who owns the onelife hardcore server
my husband is a rock musician and furry artist with a small cult following. i love him very much

fav games: wipEout 3, the finals, paladins, rayforce
fav bands: Underworld, Labÿrinth, Lovebites
click here for my last.fm

up-to-date contact information is on my website
ave satanas!

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  Turret64 posted to guest book of bonkmaykr
  Public • April 27, 2026, 9:38 pm
  Thx for the sub 'ω'
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  bonkmaykr posted to their guest book.
  Public • September 3, 2025, 3:26 pm
  "fps boost" texture packs are a scam
  
  we're talking about minecraft of all things. unless your computer has the texture mapping bandwidth the size of an atom it is literally just placebo marketing to get free PMC XP.
  
  take this from a guy who actually writes game engines
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  soj posted to guest book of bonkmaykr
  Public • August 15, 2025, 5:25 pm
  I mighta found your profile on gamebanana by chance after getting into TF2. awesome profile, if that is you.
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  bonkmaykr • 2025-08-18 05:54:40

  

  That's me :) Thanks!
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  bonkmaykr posted to their guest book.
  Public • January 2, 2024, 1:13 am
  they call me mister skibidi rizzlet
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  GalaxyCat24 posted to guest book of bonkmaykr
  Public • June 27, 2023, 1:21 pm
  Thank you for the sub!
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  TheCyberkid posted to guest book of bonkmaykr
  Public • January 13, 2023, 5:01 pm
  thanks for the favorite
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  bonkmaykr
  Public • April 24, 2026, 7:47 pm
  Old enough to be called unc
  Young enough to be called kid
  I hate my stupid chud life
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  bonkmaykr
  Public • September 6, 2023, 10:23 am
  ranga on the puter
  
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  Public • August 27, 2023, 7:16 am
  

  xbuttercup
  Public • August 26, 2023, 11:35 pm

  THIS KNUCKLES USES AN AUTOSAVE KNUCKLES. DO NOT CHUCKLE OR TURN OFF THE KNUCKLES WHEN THIS KNUCKLES IS KNUCKLES.

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  bonkmaykr
  Public • August 27, 2023, 12:57 am
  Started a new Java 1.19.4 server at thewinnerscircle.duckdns.org, feel free to join any time.
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  Palaeos
  Public • May 23, 2023, 8:16 pm

  If your account is banned, for any reason, and you wish to appeal it or think it to be a mistake, make a ticket. Accessing ANY other account and evading your ban is only likely to get your ban extended and/or the alt locked.
  
  I really dont get why this is such a wild concept for people.
  
  
  This drama is getting old, really old.

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