FASTER. FITTER. FEISAR.
  • About Me, or something

    shameless furry trash from Missouri, US
    Minecraft Veteran since 2013
    I play hypixel bedwars
    i can no longer tell who is cheating and who is just actually better than me because playing on hypixel is kind of like driving in the UK: everything is wrong and the government isn't interested in fixing it

    i run a software development startup with my best friend, who owns the onelife hardcore server
    my husband is a rock musician and furry artist with a small cult following. i love him very much

    fav games: wipEout 3, the finals, paladins, rayforce
    fav bands: Underworld, Labÿrinth, Lovebites
    click here for my last.fm

    up-to-date contact information is on my website
    ave satanas!

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    boo!

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    ranga tempest (req)
    Feisar (Unmasked Ver. In Desc.)
    Piranha Driver
    Qirex (WipEout Chibis)
    [Paladins] Pip - The Rouge Alchemist
    Io's Salt skin from Paladins                                          by TerkwY
    Meowskulls (Req.)
    Who let the dog into hot topic
    Wendell Fortnite
    Death (Puss in Boots Last Wish)
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    • bonkmaykr
      Public • September 25, 2026, 12:18 am
      back in 2007 you could go to burger king and get a coke and fries halo, this was to market halo 3 which was set to release later that year, in this promotion they put halo in coca cola and fries featuring master chief and the release date of halo 3, because of this we have coke and fries halo, the cool thing about coke and fries halo is the design it looks like halo this is to promote their upcoming game halo 3, to do this they made coke and fries halo, this is back in 2007 when people consumed a lot of coke and fries and like to play halo, so they decided to combine that and gave us coke and fries halo, they made this in 2007 by putting master chief and halo related things on the design of the both coca cola cup and fry container, so you could go to burger king and say i would like a coke and fries halo, and you'd get this what ur seeing on screen is coke and fries halo, um
    • bonkmaykr
      Public • April 24, 2026, 7:47 pm
      Old enough to be called unc
      Young enough to be called kid
      I hate my stupid chud life
    • bonkmaykr
      Public • September 6, 2023, 10:23 am
      ranga on the puter
    • bonkmaykr shared xbuttercup's post
      Public • August 27, 2023, 7:16 am
      xbuttercup
      Public • August 26, 2023, 11:35 pm
      THIS KNUCKLES USES AN AUTOSAVE KNUCKLES. DO NOT CHUCKLE OR TURN OFF THE KNUCKLES WHEN THIS KNUCKLES IS KNUCKLES.
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    • bonkmaykr
      Public • August 27, 2023, 12:57 am
      Started a new Java 1.19.4 server at thewinnerscircle.duckdns.org, feel free to join any time.
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