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Anyone else like to sit in bed and gorge themself on Welch’s Fruit Snacks?
(bonus if you also hate the orange flavor)

Dogs when it comes to shoes… they either chew it or they poo it

Or you get lucky and they just don’t give a shit about shoes, nor do they give a chew

Uhh, guys?

Discord isn’t working. Again. Anyone else having this issue?

Also, I want to be McTeto worker for halloween. What do you guys think?

i wonder if the person who created the “bangs” haircut was thinking “wouldn’t this be cute?” or “the human forehead looks way too fucking huge, I HAVE to cover it”

Don’t push your tears back the very moment the first wave starts, painful af

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DUDE THE ENTIRETY OF DISCORD IS FUCKING RATELIMITED ISTG

oh yeah man it’s the

Killer fish from San Diego is the only reason i remember San Diego exists. Sorry my San Diegoan homies :p

I died but i’m alive again.

imagine this ship: tsundere but they’re also star-crossed, AND one of the characters is nonbinary.

The plot twist could be the star-crossed part, but my favorite variation is when the plot twist is the tsundere itself, but like it’s also toxic and that’s part of WHY they’re star-crossed, i dunno man.

i’ve had some pretty weird ideas lately.

Everyone talks about Googol but nobody talks about Giggol, Gaggol, Biggol and Baggol nor the fact there’s an absurdly large number named TREE, and one named BIG FOOT, and one named Big Whopper.

half of the biggest numbers’ names sound like a panic attack, including Oblivion and Ultra-Oblivion

Random thought of the month:

How the hell does an ID expire? I’m the same person.

Ok but have you ever gotten a puppy or even an adult dog and suddenly the favorite child isn’t the favorite child anymore? My mom favorites a dog now more than her neurodivergent child

Random thought of the month: I hate having medication for my disorders because now instead of being complete chaos I just constantly have very mild depression

Help why did I just get woken up at 3 am by a dream about abnormally large stinkbugs. It’s not even that scary, it’s just a really big nuisance

Random thought of the month

People are always like “Don’t leave someone on read”
what if there’s nothing else to say? What if the conversation is over?

imagine a girl ends a conversation with “THIS IS OVER.” Or “END OF DISCUSSION” then an hour later asks “Why did you leave me on read????”
BECAUSE YOU ENDED THE CONVERSATION

Gravitational something with the wind apparently. Basically “fake auroras”

Dude my area isn’t supposed to be seeing aurora borealis which means I’m seeing extremely rare noctilucent clouds??? But through a normal cloud cover too? The weather says partly cloudy- like,
hello??????

either way it’s something off my bucket list

If I was in court and guilty of a crime it might go like this

”My client pleads innoce-“
”Guilty.”
Lawyer whispers to me “what are you doing?”
“Your honor, may I explain myself?”
and I’d explain the whole situation in formal detail, complete with counterclaim that could be made against my explanations and my responses to them, showing I value the whole picture.
When I’m done explaining myself I’ll say “I’m not expecting to be excused nor to be forgiven, I just ask that I may be heard.”

I value truth, and I my only goal is validation. Probably because my mom doesn’t listen to me because she’s an adult and I’m not.
So much for having more maturity than her.

I just saw a stinkbug wrapped in a cocoon in a spider web. I have never felt more blessed by my eight-legged equals.