this is your one reminder to make sure that your monitor refresh rate is set to the correct value

mine was on the default for a very long time and i just realised ive been living with a default refresh rate even though this monitor supports more than that

its in ur display settings

juan is back. juan will not leave. my brain is juan. juan.

ooouuuuooooOOOOOOOooooOOOuuuUUUUUU get the horSE OUT OF MY BRAIN GET IT OUT OUT OUT!!! OUT OUT OUT!!! OUT OOUT TOTITITIT I HATE HROSE IN BRAIN GWT TH TE HTE HTE THE HORSE OUT OF MY HEAD

i dont like the way my muscles feeeeeeeeeeeeeel on bone
this is sad
iATE A CHICKEN NGUGET
waaaaaaa no miust rmeove get rid of it nooooooooo waaa

DofE hikes are the worst best thing in existence

so much fun but omfg my backkkk

Kept the worst for last. I don't know how to get closer to the color palette of the mob :(

gucci flipping flops i ate a pair of socks

make sure to check your drafts, because sometimes I go around and randomly add tags to your draft submissions

(read to the end before you comment something political)

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

da gerber baby converitbelele

today was lucky charmses not good luck day, unlucky charms more like it because i cereal killed them like ceral kiellllllllrer becsse i steppy step on the crumb after i eateth the bowleth of luck unluck unlucky cjharms

youve never seen a million dollars this big

Hello there, I have killed the dragon in Minecraft on my current world, only took...100+ days because I was busy doing other things on the world.

Look upon its might.