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woke up at 5 AM. my bones are thirsty

I'm normally not a person to be doing this, BUT I still wanted to thank each and every one of you that decided to stick around to see the rest of my content.
I wanted to thank the 86 of you guys for getting me to where I am.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! See you all in 2026!

I'm really tired, which is exactly why I am going to calculate the chances of you reading this post
Ok to start I'm not going to use my sub count because that's fairly innacurate. Instead I'm going to use my estimated average daily profile views, which is around 65
Now let's assume two thirds of people viewing read this post, which is 43 when rounded to the nearest whole number.
And I would say an extra 15 people maybe would find this on their feed, so now we have a total of 58.
And if this wall post gets, say one share that would mean maybe an additional 5 people would see this, bringing our total to 63 (remember this isn't a members-only post!)
And let's say there is 1 person who just so happens to be on the site feed when this is posted, coincidentally bringing our total to a stack (64)
The population of the world, likely 8,265,633,779 divided by our total, 64, is 129150527.797 or 129150528 when rounded to the nearest whole number, meaning the chance of you seeing this should be 1 in 129150528
But we are not done. The chance of you being alive is roughly roughly 1 in 10^2,685,000 or 1 in 10²,⁶⁸⁵,⁰⁰⁰
So the chances of you reading this are, when multiplying the two numbers together, 1 in 10²,⁶⁸⁵,⁰⁰⁸, which doesn't seem like much extra, but it makes a big difference
And yet here you are.
Hello👋
(Of course these numbers will vary depending on the person and they obviously aren't precise, this was just something I did in ten minutes for fun)

this wall post is sponsored by raid shadow legends!

almost lvl 21 :o

guys hear me out

Hello everybody, can we beat 40 lvl before Chrismas?