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guys I made a y2social profile, be sure to add me on there if you have an acc!(i also would suggest making an acc on there, it's pretty fun)

How have yall been today? If anyone is having a hard time right now, you got this! You can keep living life! Don't give up!

chemist that pronounces "molecules" like the name of a greek god

trivia guy: what is the most common way to fasten the laces of a shoe

caveman that was brought to the future and taught basic english as a prank: me know not

trivia guy: that is correct!!

oh man i better spa-get outta h- *gets shot 20 times in the chest*

i find it funny how nuanced intelligence is. like how theres so many different ways to be smart. you can be a genius in one way and a total moron in another

like, i'd say im pretty good with technical stuff. figuring things out. math and science always came pretty easily to me. aced most of my highschool classes. if we watch a movie together and you ask me to name more than 2 characters afterwards i will stare at you like a deer

it's that time again, the time where i see a rubbish take on the internet and instead of hitting send i delete my reply because it's not worth the argument... <( ⸝⸝•̀ - •́⸝⸝)>

square

guess not

does anyone know

easy 10 minute soup recipe

ingredients:
- ████
- ███
- █████
- ████
- █████
- ██ banana pudding
- ███████████████████
- pinch of salt

step 1:
█████████████

step 2:
mix █████████████, stir until ███

step 3:
ensure ████ is properly ionized to ███████████

step 4:
heat to ██°█

step 5:
prepare

step 6:
defend ██ from █'████ for 15 minutes

step 7:
███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

step 8 (optional):
add extra salt

step 9:
serve and enjoy ^w^

milkmen arent a thing anymore cause they all turned into cheesemen

shoutout to the police officer that showed up in my dream last night to handle the situation after a car crashed through the wall of my bedroom. they were super chill

man i love screenshotting out of context discord notifications

idk why anyone would have a kid after 35. like, 4 kids is already pushing it. what do you even do with that many children

non-canon shipping? i mean yeah, very few shipping methods use cannons these days. its a shame, really

oh thats not a notification i've seen in a long while lmao

waow two skins in one day after 5 months of nothin. a christmas miracle


so are you still coming to work today or nah by RustToaster