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  • PMC
    Public • May 29, 2026, 9:20 am
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    poll Poll : What's your go-to first night strategy?
    history Voting closed Jun 1, 2026
    • emoji_eventsDig into a hillside39%· 88 votes
    • Build a dirt box10%· 22 votes
    • Find a village15%· 34 votes
    • Just... wing it36%· 82 votes
    226 votes total
    Voting closed Jun 1, 2026.
    forum Discuss Results
    chiseledcash3602026-08-27 22:49:03
    I remember basically digging a hole also with kinda with a way in and out, as time and went by, it became a home this was in my very first world ever, haven't been back there in months, I kinda miss my world, and my first pet which I named... Love. It was my very first wolf I have ever tamed
    raychan88882026-08-16 04:09:59
    I dig 3 block down and place 1 dirt on my head, and put a torch until day time
    Kachow959580152026-06-07 15:12:26
    I just dig into a hillside and that’s my house lol
    TheOrionSong2026-06-07 05:57:24
    Mostly dirt hut but sometimes I dig into a hill or if I don’t manage to get a bed, I go stripmining instead.
    SwankAunt1134032026-06-07 04:41:29
    Yeah,I still remember the first night in Minecraft.
    Didn’t finish my bed by dark, so I just dug a hole and squeezed in.
    watire2026-06-07 04:30:03
    good
    Zerohen2026-06-05 20:40:23
    Awesome!
    _hexxcraft2026-06-05 14:25:28
    I'd say build a WOOD hut...
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  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • April 9, 2026, 2:00 pm


    It’s over. The judging bunker has been opened, the hazmat suits are being decontaminated, and we’ve finally emerged with the one name that will haunt our dreams for the foreseeable future.Out of all the disasters submitted, one entry stood out so aggressively that it made our internal organs recoil in fear.

    🥇 FIRST PLACE: Zimos5 - "Amalgamated Unhandsome Squidward"



    This is it. The monarch of misery. This skin doesn't just look "bad". It feels like a targeted, personal attack on anyone with functioning retinas. We’d say "congratulations," but a sincere apology to the entire Minecraft community is probably more appropriate.

    Huge congratulations as well to the second and third place! Well-deserved honors in a field full of… something special.

    🥈 SECOND PLACE: MorgueAnomaly — "cursed duckie guy"

    🥉 THIRD PLACE: Wayuki — "EGA color Steve



    🕊️ A Final Word

    To everyone else: You gave it your worst, and for that, we are eternally grateful (and deeply traumatized). The Jam is officially closed. Please go outside, touch some grass, and look at something - anything - that isn't a cursed Minecraft skin.

    We’ll be back... once our vision stabilizes. Which might take a while.

    🦆
    Wayuki2026-04-10 02:14:03
    Fun times! I honestly tried to make the best skin I possibly could... just with the worst color palette I could think of. XD
    AJ0518132026-04-09 15:41:19
    Oh mmy
    greengamerLLL2026-04-09 14:40:45
    i did not expect to ever get top 3 and i definitely didnt lol! and honestly im not surprised, these are some VERY well-earned top 3 places, i couldve never hoped to compete with those! this was fun to be a part of and see where it goes lol, tho i thought 3rd place looked kinda cool but eh- id digress! good- or uh, bad work everybody? glad i partook in this one! maybe i didnt win but getting "you where too good" isnt exactly the worst participation badge fail you can have XD it was fun while it lasted, see ya next time if there will be one assuming i notice it going on and can actually make something for that- everyone!-
    CookieOwl2026-04-09 14:01:46
    A deserved first place, congratulations to the winner! It was fun here, though I was not as active as I intended to be. We'll see y'all next time!
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • April 8, 2026, 10:04 am
    TICK TOCK...

    Enjoy your last few hours of peace, because the clock is ticking. The judging phase officially ends tomorrow, and we will be unveiling the absolute disaster that took home the crown.

    The results will be published tomorrow evening at about 20:00 (8 pm) CET.

    Prepare yourselves. We’ve seen things during this judging process that no human was ever meant to see.

    We’ll see you tomorrow evening for the big reveal.
    Henry mc2026-04-09 07:41:52
    good
    sausdaus2026-04-08 10:07:22
    Normally, I’d design a fancy header to spare your eyes, but I’m on vacation trying to recover from these visual crimes, so sorry for that
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • April 4, 2026, 9:00 am

    We asked, you answered, and frankly, we’re a little concerned about all of you. While the judges were busy questioning their life choices, the community was busy voting for the one skin that truly defined "visual agony."

    🥇 The Community Choice Award goes to:

    frieswrap with the entry "Stretchy Toung (JAM)"



    Why did this one win?

    According to the feedback, it not only looks “disgusting" or “horrendous" but also apparently ate ItzJey's dog and made ValliVall scared to leave their house.

    Congratulations for being the people's favorite disaster! To everyone else: the official judge results are coming soon. In the meantime, please continue to stare at a blank white wall until your vision stabilizes.
    alwajdeen2026-04-08 09:32:55
    companion
    Henry mc2026-04-08 07:40:00
    why did you put a thing kind of looking like a happy face there,it's not funny and it's rude also
    Henry mc2026-04-08 05:48:02
    who is first place
    Zomphey2026-04-07 07:02:49
    it's just "my boy" but spelled different ._.
    Henry mc2026-04-07 05:04:18
    what does ma boi mean in australian english
    Zomphey2026-04-06 07:44:02
    I'm proud of you ma boi
    now get me some bleach
    sausdaus2026-04-06 03:20:29
    you really shouldn't be.
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  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • April 2, 2026, 10:52 am


    It’s over. The entry period has officially closed, and we are now staring at a mountain of visual disasters. We’d say "well done," but looking at some of these, "what have you done" feels more appropriate.

    Now comes the truly painful part: The Judging Phase

    For the next 7 days, the judges will be locked in a really dark bunker, grading every single one of your crimes against aesthetics based on the rating criteria.

    Thank you for making the internet a slightly uglier place.
    We’ll see you (hopefully with our vision intact) in seven days.
    Henry mc2026-04-02 18:04:33
    can whoever joined and post contend still get the trophy
    sausdaus2026-04-02 15:31:58
    Don't forget to vote for your least favourite skin!
    https://forms.gle/D9DSjVjVxwMs44rU6
    You have time until April 4th.
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • March 24, 2026, 3:50 pm


    If your skin contains deep symbolism, hidden meaning, lore, artistic intent, or some extremely specific pop culture reference, please explain it in the description.

    Some of you are clearly not just making ugly skins - you’re constructing layered disasters with purpose. Unfortunately, we do not have the time to stare at every skin for 20 minutes and decode whether that strange pixel cluster is profound symbolism, a niche reference, or just an accident.

    So if your entry is trying to say something, reference something, or emotionally damage us in a very specific way, please give us a short explanation. It will make judging much easier and save us from confidently misunderstanding your genius.
    ScotsMiser2026-03-24 16:10:54
    Very well written 👍

    May I suggest explanations of "easter eggs" be spoilered?
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • February 25, 2026, 8:50 am


    The jam still exists.

    Yes, this one. The Worst Skin Jam. The thing you voluntarily joined (at least i hope so).

    More than half of the registered participants haven’t posted a skin yet. I’m choosing to believe you’re all secretly crafting absolute disasters of legendary proportions and not that you simply forgot this was happening.

    If you did forget, congratulations. This is your dramatic comeback moment.

    Make it bad. Just don’t make it nonexistent.
    Plazmadust2026-03-02 21:19:23
    I wish I could figure out how to unsubmit and submit a different one
    Wayuki2026-02-27 08:14:17
    Maybe some people just want to keep their entry secret until the big reveal! Or post theirs as an April Fools thing. XD
    ItzJey2026-02-25 23:12:48
    i kinda wished it the entry period ended sooner, but oh well
    gotta wait i guess
  • GardenLikesMusic shared ohio920dagamer's post
    Public • February 1, 2026, 9:31 pm
    ohio920dagamer
    Public • February 1, 2026, 10:00 am
    caption this
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  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • February 1, 2026, 6:06 am

    Entries are now open until April 2nd!
    JustAJuicyLavaChicken2026-02-22 14:15:27
    Better se curse ones
    yourlocal_THR-1000_Earthmover2026-02-02 23:12:12
    oh hey imgflip watermark, apparently it's not just me huh
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • January 17, 2026, 4:45 am
    Did you know that ducks develop regional accents.They learn how to quack by copying the ducks around them, so a duck raised in a different place can literally sound foreign.
    sausdaus2026-01-17 04:47:30
    posting this instead of doing anything productive
  • GardenLikesMusic
    Public • December 31, 2025, 7:29 pm
    HELLO!!!!!!
    I have had no access to my computer since December 8. I’m completely devastated because my resource pack was fully locked and loaded for an update (probably my favorite one i’ve ever made) the day after (Tuesday Dec 9; Mounts of Mayhem drop), and I’m also quite sad because I really like Minecraft and haven’t been able to play in 3 weeks! I am typing this from my phone. I would have really liked to release a Christmas special or some artwork at the absolute least but access to my phone is also limited and I haven’t been able to draw digitally.
    What do you think about the new game drops/the new drop system? I’m pretty concerned about the new drop system (I like that we will be getting more content more frequently but removing major updates entirely is a big mistake) but I still feel optimistic that things can change in the future. the game drop itself was kind of okay, i’m a builder so it didn’t have as much of an impact on me as it did on pretty much everyone else 💀
    I hope you’ve all had a good month so far. My mental health is still super awful but I’m more hopeful about the new year than I thought I would be. Thank you all very much for this year. I learned a lot about my favorite game and have met a lot of really fascinating creators in the community and I’m really excited to have my computer back lmao
    Happy new year ♡♡
  • Worst Skin Contest 2 post by sausdaus
    Public • December 24, 2025, 5:52 am


    The Worst Skin Jam returns - stronger, uglier, and with even less self-respect.

    After the absolute chaos of the first round, we asked ourselves: Could it get any worse?
    The answer, obviously, is yes. Much worse.
    So here we are - ready for a new flood of cursed creativity, questionable design choices, and deeply unsettling pixel art.

    The rules are the same: Just create the worst skin you can imagine.

    🗓️ Entries open on February 1st 2026

    You’ll have plenty of time to dig deep into your imagination (and poor taste).
    Then, as before, we’ll suffer through the judging process and somehow pick a winner.

    Bring your weirdest ideas. Your ugliest colors. Your finest disasters.

    Let’s make the internet regret asking for originality again!
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 22, 2025, 12:11 pm
    And its over!!! Before this ends and goes out of complete memory, I'd like to give a few special shoutouts:

    Special thanks to Wildcard_Gamer for the amazing participant trophy!

    Special thanks to TheeAgedGoblin for being an amazing co-host!

    And thank you to EVERYONE who submitted an entry to the jam! It was truly amazing seeing all of the creativity that everyone only put into a LEG or two! :]
    Seedformat2025-12-22 16:18:39
    l e g
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 20, 2025, 7:15 pm
    AYYY 101 entries!!! We have now amassed a leg skin army!!! MUEHEHEHEEHEHE
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 20, 2025, 11:02 am
    Only 2 days left to participate, and we’re so close to 100 entries!!!! CAN WE MAKE IT???
    COOL-OWNER2025-12-20 14:21:03
    We made it to 100 entries!
    voidgamerx2025-12-20 13:23:55
    i posted something
    Lego_Master_A2025-12-20 12:52:41
    Congrats...
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 18, 2025, 11:29 am
    Can we get to 100 entries before the jam ends? 🤔
    COOL-OWNER2025-12-20 14:21:27
    Yes sirrrr
  • Leg Skin Jam post by TheeAgedGoblin
    Public • December 17, 2025, 12:01 pm
    Less than 5 DAYS TO SUBMIT ENTRIES! :-0
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 12, 2025, 12:13 pm
    Less than 10 days left to submit entries!!
  • Leg Skin Jam post by Exentrik
    Public • December 2, 2025, 5:07 pm
    100 JOINS!!1! 🥳🎉
    MakeMineMinecraft2025-12-10 01:44:12
    sooo epic
    MISTERMEGA2025-12-02 17:10:14
    damnnn congrats
  • GardenLikesMusic shared Prince_Wafflezzz's post
    Public • November 29, 2025, 1:07 pm
    Prince_Wafflezzz
    Public • November 29, 2025, 9:08 am
    yo im jeff and ima killer you
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