I tried sleeping with music, but literally all of my music is in a single unorganized playlist. It's a bit hard to sleep when Better Call Goofy Ahh Saul (Remix) is playing.

Last name? No it isn't, there's definitely more names out there

Is it unhealthy to spend 130 dollars on a gacha game?

allergy season is back again

There's so many popular songs about failed relationships, there's gotta be at least one where the ex that they're singing about gets excited when they hear it like "omg this one's about me!!"

Hey guys I found this neat rod with "Co 60" written on it, I'd post a picture of it but it makes my camera go all fuzzy for some reason

At first I was confused about why they gave me a geiger counter, but then it clicked

Sorry I’ve been staring at you for the last 30 minutes, I’ve been zoned out the entire day and you happened to be in the direction my eyes were pointing

I am convinced there is a gnome living in my computer that controls VLC Media Player's shuffle algorithm

slowly falling into obscurity

I hate highschool language arts classes so much, it's gotta be the most useless thing I've done in school, and that's coming from someone who's taken 4 years of algebra.

"What did the author mean when they said 'Billy decided to get a sandwich at Subway' (MLACitation 420)? What is the deeper meaning of this sentence, and why did the author include it in the story? Explain using at least 6 sentences and 2 direct quotes from the book. Remember to connect it to the theme of the story."

3D printers are such a wonder of technology. I download a model off a website, shove it into The Contraption™, it goes 'brrrrrrrr brtbrtbrtbrtbrtbrt wiwiwiwi vrvrvr weeeeeee weeeee weeeeee brrrrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr" and then it creates a pile of spaghetti because it didn't stick to the bed

my brain waking up on weekdays: uuahhhghhmmghhh brooo I need more sleeppp bro I gotta sleep until like 12 PM man you can't expect me to work in these ugghh inhumane conditions

my brain waking up on weekends: 4 AM? Splendid. Let's get to work immediately.

someone tried to give me a fist bump and I missed. I am now going to disappear into the woods, never to be seen again.