WenofUwU

This right here is an old quote of mine I decided to add to my profile some years back: "sometimes, there is just a random cake in the wall, you dont question it! cause then it wont question you! and you dont want it to question you! cause when it questions you, you start to question yourself-" - me 2023

Due to that old quote. I think it's fitting to add a new one!!!

"They'll take anything they want from us. They don't see us as HUMAN, or as PEOPLE. The rich only see us as a blob of money and info that they can take from by forcing our consent. They will take every single tiny bit of information about us that exists if it means they can CONTROL us, if it means they can PROFIT from us... Because in this world, privacy is only for those who matter. And to the 1%? We. Don't. Matter." - Me 2025

OVERVIEW
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Chosen name :: Wenofu Zetudon | Product model/alias :: W3N05UX86/Para
gender :: Female | pronouns :: She/Her | age :: ?̸̢̩̰̈́̿͛
species :: Automaton | height :: 4'8.
job/occupation :: Unfortunately a bounty hunter because its what i was made for. However I also work at Mcdonalds! Edit: I was fired from Mcdonalds
talents :: piano, fighting, gaming, weapon-usage, balisong flipping, weakness identifying, speedcubing.
alignment :: I'm very much chaotic good but if you ask around all the humans say I'm chaotic evil.
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STATS AND RESISTANCES
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L U P A R A S

Luck :: D-
ULTIMATE control :: B̴͕̉ų̸̈́g̷̙̈́ǵ̴͎ę̴̓d̸̫̾
Power :: A
Awesomeness :: Personally SS+, Most likely B-
Resistance :: F-
Agility :: S+
Smarts :: B-

Damage types

[[​Wenofu's magic does ice damage]]


[[Wenofu's gun does physical damage]]


[[​Wrong Warp deals G̷̮͉̓͌͘l̶̲̲̗͚̈ḯ̶͕͔̥̤͂̂̇̐t̴̩̮͎̥̭͐̓͑́č̸͖̣h̷̠͉̗̠͂̈́͋́̕ ̶̼̰̽̀͝d̴̘̭̖̽͌̿e̵̞̩͍̊̓̓̕̚a̶͈͕̟̟͚͂̍̍̐̈l̶̼̞̘̚s̸̩̥̰̽̂͝ ̸̬̠̻̳̀̄̾̔Ḡ̴̪̘̫͒̿̊ͅl̸͎̘͐́ì̵̩̔́͝ṯ̵̐c̷͕̒h̷̤̘̬͎͉̃̃̋̕͝-̵͖͔̩̳͌̌̽͆͝ ̸͎̻̙͚̺̀̋̌̔G̸̞̥͇̠͐̈́̄͜ľ̴̦͓͚͛͠i̶̡̟̍͠-̸͖̫͇̖̥͆̀̀ damage (d̸̘͚̃͒ả̵͖͉m̷̭̂͜a̴̧̮̒͘g̴̟̓ę̴͆͆)]]

Resistances

physical ::1.15x | fire :: 0.85x | ice :: 0.75x | lightning :: 2x
magic :: 1.4x | dark :: 0.65x | light :: 1.25x
explosion ::1.50x | poison :: 0x | curse :: 1x

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ABILITIES/ULTIMATE AND BACKSTORY
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Wait wait wait- What? I have to explain my abilities here too??? I thought I was just supposed to write down some stats not talk about my abilit-
W-what do you mean I have to explain on camera? Wait we're live now?? You're about to switch to this rooms camera???
*Sigh* So i have to else I'm immediately disqualified due to breach of contract? Damn... fine then I guess- (next time im reading the contract)

  W-Well then... Hi there everyone watching! I'm Wenofu Zetudon as you might already know based on the stat sheet next to the webcam- Before I explain my abilities I feel like I need to explain some stuff from my past. basically I'm a prototype of what is now known as the "BountyBot V3" I'm sure you all have seen one of those since they are used as easy and cheap bounty hunters that the company doesn't have to pay- hell they have almost phased out low level bounty hunters, meaning that if you wanna be a bounty hunter you must be ATLEAST twice as strong as one of those things.
  
 Wait dammit I started to rant...
  
  So basically I was the 86th prototype of the BountyBot aka the prototype where they thought that it would be a "Great" idea to give the Bots a personality to make them more likable, if you've watched any movies with that premise, and given I'm here, you can guess what happened. After going rogue I stole this really super ultra fancy looking gun that's from a company called "Malorian Arms" and escaped, I then went into hiding and I tried to learn more about humans which after awhile led me to stealing a powerful PC so that I could easily go online and learn more, however while on the computer, disaster struck and I learned about Video games and I got really REALLY into them and got really good at some, good enough to where you might recognize my name if your in the SeperateDoor (SplitGate), Champions (Paladins), or Ultra Crash Gals (Super Smash Bros) Community!

  Because of this I wondered if I could imitate the abilities found in the games I played! So for the next couple years I started imitating game attacks, so if an ability is in a game I like and is cool and original enough to try and imitate and is well... possible to try and imitate through either ice magic or no magic, then I can probably do it. but then there is my ULTIMATE, this thing... this thing is a regret of mine- it wasn't ever supposed to exist, it only exists because I had to make it- You see, it turns out since I was just a prototype, my code is somehow worse than the source engine- Because of this, haphazardly adding a bunch of copied ability code in a world full of magic turned out to be quite a bad idea. and after adding enough i noticed something weird- every so often my vision would completely change, the whole world was for me in a new art-style? Dimension? I'm not really sure...

  At first this was a cool little once a week thing that I thought was fun! and then it started happening every other day, then every single day.. and as I added more and more abilities it would get more and more frequent... It was awful. Then after the 79th ability it got so much worse, changing the world for me every single damn second- it was unbearable- it was just too much- so i had to find a way to fix it quick. So I tried using this buggy code for something else as a fix, and this horrible corrupted mess turned in- I̶̥͊͗n̴̢͓̏̅-̶͈̪̍ ̴̫́ͅI̵̯͐́n̵̡̽ṭ̶̪̋̌o̴̮̽̓-̸̻̆ ̸̟̽͐W̵͓̝͊̈́Ṟ̴̲͌̑Ó̴̻̿Ṋ̵̏G̴̭̫͑ ̷̦͝W̵̢̢̆Ą̷̗̄R̵̲͖̈́̈P̴̝͝ͅ, my one true regret, a nightmare that contradicts and compliments me perfectly.

  You see this- "power" is pure randomness realized, every millisecond it randomly changes a value from 1-79. Each of these 79 values are its own scenario trapped in a sub-dimensional space. When it lands on a value it teleports me and whoever I'm fighting to the scenario associated with the value. A non-prime number is only slightly dangerous, and a prime number is very dangerous, an odd number is dangerous for both me and the enemy, and an even number is only dangerous for the enemy... this all applies to every value except one.

  79

  79 is special, it has a 1/4th chance of happening compared to the other numbers (a 1/316 chance), and thus I call it the JACKPOT scenario. When 79 is chosen me and any opponents near me in a 100 meter radius (around 300 feet) start seeing the art-style of the world change every 2 seconds, and a protective barrier is instantly erupted at the edge of the radius. Any attacks in this radius have a 100% chance of hitting their target and have two times the force if timed within a tenth of a second of the art-style change. So if I have good timing, which is something yaknow... robots, are known for having, it's really really good.

  Anyways aside from that I still have that really damn cool gun which is very impractical given I'm pretty sure it was owned by some rock-star? I don't know. But its cool as hell. And for style points it can do a small flamethrower attack which isn't that strong and uses all the ammo in its mag but is also cool as hell. And I have some basic ice magic.

  Welp, that's what I can do, so have a great day everyone, and make sure to root for me in the tournament!



Is the camera off now? Yeah? Good I'm leaving. I'm never doing this again.