this is what dragons look like when they dont leave their mother's basement, play league of legends and genshin impact 24/7, weighs more than nikocado avocado, a neckbeard on reddit, and is a failure to his bloodline(spoken in an indian accent) -satire-

even bollywood is better than him. he often gets calls from microsoft when it is actually us -spoken in an indian accent-

-calls up the dragon-

-dragon- what?-spoken in american accent-

-spoken in indian accent- hello this is jimmy from microsoft and it looks like your computer has virus.

dragon- no way! uhhh how do i fix it? -american accent-

-indian accent- all you have to do is tell me your social security and credit card number.

-dragon- uhhh ok. *gives info*-american accent-

-indian accent- perfect, now your computer password?

-dragon gives the info-

-indian accent- perfect, now your computer shall be fixed pretty soon. i'll let you know when its fixed

-dragon- alright, sir. good to know. -american accent- *hangs up*

*indian guy steals all of his genshin money and league of legends money*

Dragon- nOoOoOoOoO mY mOnEy nOt mY wEeAbOoS-american accent-

*indian guy* 😈😊

(please help me idk what i made)