What keeps the rain off you better than a poncho? A poncho fabricated from the freshly ripped flesh of your victims as it dribbles with blood and viscera, reeking with iron in your nostrils, and two nice little eye holes so you can also wear it as a mask if you wanted to.

It also has a fancy spinal cord that holds it all together, may or may not protect you from those flesh hungry zombies since the smell of death will mask your scent...

Pairs well with Trident Of Flesh Phalanges.