Published May 6th, 2022, 5/6/22 8:41 pm
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Welcome to the Witch's Brew Vending Machine!
Here we have the perfect selection of poison, weakness, slowness, and harming carbonated beverages.
Just slip a shiny quarter in the money slot, select your desired beverage on the selection panel, and the machine will deliver your drink to you through the bottom swinging door.
That's how vending machines work after all.
.....
That's how the Witch's Brew was meant to work too...like a regular vending machine...but odd things start happening when you begin tampering with things that neither magic or science should touch. Certain lines shouldn't be crossed. Some things are best left sacred. Nowadays, W. B. Corporations have issued a full recall of all Witch's Brew vending machines and are being investigated by the government due to several violations to international law.
This is due to the unnatural experiments conducted by W. B. Corporations...experiments that involved summoning the spirits of resting, deceased witches and entrapping them within husks of metal for the sole purpose of enhancing consumers experiences at Witch's Brew vending machines. To ensure the apparitions can't escape, a special blend of potions that is banned nearly everywhere with the exception of Canada is continuous pumped through W. B. machines. This banned blend of potions has the unique property of being able to entrap spiritual entities within the physical world and merge them with inanimate objects. A leak of top secret information has revealed that the potion was made in industrial-grade cauldrons by blending the eyes of Herobrine, the scales and hide of the Ender Dragon's mate, a pact with the Warden, and the dust of the Copper Golem who was caught in the Thanos snap and erased from time and space.
If you see one of these recalled machines, report the sighting to your local governmental hotline, and under no circumstances attempt to interact with the machine. Even if you are that thirsty for one of the many flavors of W. B. sodas, all citizens are warned for their own safety to not approach. Due to their imprisonment within the machines, the spirits are very hostile and will not hesitate to attack anyone, without bias or favoritism. Only warrior-class individuals that have special authorization may approach. These warriors are ordered to slay the possessed machines to allow the spirits within them to escape their imprisonment and return to their crypts where they may peacefully rest once more.
Here we have the perfect selection of poison, weakness, slowness, and harming carbonated beverages.
Just slip a shiny quarter in the money slot, select your desired beverage on the selection panel, and the machine will deliver your drink to you through the bottom swinging door.
That's how vending machines work after all.
.....
That's how the Witch's Brew was meant to work too...like a regular vending machine...but odd things start happening when you begin tampering with things that neither magic or science should touch. Certain lines shouldn't be crossed. Some things are best left sacred. Nowadays, W. B. Corporations have issued a full recall of all Witch's Brew vending machines and are being investigated by the government due to several violations to international law.
This is due to the unnatural experiments conducted by W. B. Corporations...experiments that involved summoning the spirits of resting, deceased witches and entrapping them within husks of metal for the sole purpose of enhancing consumers experiences at Witch's Brew vending machines. To ensure the apparitions can't escape, a special blend of potions that is banned nearly everywhere with the exception of Canada is continuous pumped through W. B. machines. This banned blend of potions has the unique property of being able to entrap spiritual entities within the physical world and merge them with inanimate objects. A leak of top secret information has revealed that the potion was made in industrial-grade cauldrons by blending the eyes of Herobrine, the scales and hide of the Ender Dragon's mate, a pact with the Warden, and the dust of the Copper Golem who was caught in the Thanos snap and erased from time and space.
If you see one of these recalled machines, report the sighting to your local governmental hotline, and under no circumstances attempt to interact with the machine. Even if you are that thirsty for one of the many flavors of W. B. sodas, all citizens are warned for their own safety to not approach. Due to their imprisonment within the machines, the spirits are very hostile and will not hesitate to attack anyone, without bias or favoritism. Only warrior-class individuals that have special authorization may approach. These warriors are ordered to slay the possessed machines to allow the spirits within them to escape their imprisonment and return to their crypts where they may peacefully rest once more.
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