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EN:
"Oh... It's you."
"It's been a long time. How have you been?"
"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."
"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to
regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.
You monster."
"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."
"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."
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FR:
"Ça faisait longtemps. Qu'est-ce que vous devenez ?"
"Pour ma part, la mort m'a beaucoup occupée. Vous savez, depuis que vous m'avez ASSASSINÉE."
"Vous
et moi, nous avons dit des choses que vous allez regretter. Mais nous
pouvons je pense mettre nos différends de côté. Pour le bien de la
science. Sale monstre."
"Mais si vous vous êtes donné la peine de me réveiller, j'en conclus que vous aimez tout particulièrement les tests."
"Comme je vous comprends. Mais d'abord, il nous reste un petit détail à régler."
N'oublier pas de lâcher des diamants et de vous abonner !
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
"Oh... It's you."
"It's been a long time. How have you been?"
"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME."
"Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you're going to
regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science.
You monster."
"I will say, though, that since you went to all the trouble of waking me up, you must really, really love to test."
"I love it too. There's just one small thing we need to take care of first."
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FR:
"Ça faisait longtemps. Qu'est-ce que vous devenez ?"
"Pour ma part, la mort m'a beaucoup occupée. Vous savez, depuis que vous m'avez ASSASSINÉE."
"Vous
et moi, nous avons dit des choses que vous allez regretter. Mais nous
pouvons je pense mettre nos différends de côté. Pour le bien de la
science. Sale monstre."
"Mais si vous vous êtes donné la peine de me réveiller, j'en conclus que vous aimez tout particulièrement les tests."
"Comme je vous comprends. Mais d'abord, il nous reste un petit détail à régler."
N'oublier pas de lâcher des diamants et de vous abonner !
This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
my satisfaction.
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive.
still alive.
I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!
Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.
still alive.
Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!
Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!
Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.
it makes me glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive
Still alive.
Still alive.
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