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What better way to show the peasants of Dong Dank how much you care than by annihilating everything they know and love with a giant robot?

Introducing Shay-Bot! The Queen's personal vehicle of mass destruction. Powered purely by the Queen's love for her people, this bot is capable of leveling entire districts in 5 minutes flat! Or, you know, however long it takes Rob to select an entire district with WorldEdit and type //set 0.

However, since it is the Holiday Season, and Nismas is just around the corner, you too can own the Shay-Bot! Virtually, of course. You can't actually own it within the walls of Dong Dank since you are nothing more than a filthy peasant who doesn't even know how to properly operate a toaster oven. You can walk around your single player world and kill as many sheep and pigs as you like, you homicidal maniac.

Now, you might be asking yourself, "How could a lowly peasant like me possibly afford something as beautiful and massive as the Shay-Bot?"


Well, stop talking! You're drooling all over the floor! The Shay-Bot is ABSOLUTELY FREE! As long as you're completely and undyingly loyal to the Queen, you too can own this masterpiece of Dwarven technology! Share it with your wife! Share it with your friends! DESTROY YOUR ENEMIES!

Own the Shay-Bot today, and remember, praise the Lords!