Get yer netherite here! Fresh netherite!

Come because you're bored. Stay because you're not.

Running: 1.7.8

OnionForce Survival is an open-to-the-public Minecraft survival server, adhering to (more or less) survival precepts. We have a few plugins, to make everyone's life easier, but nothing you need to change your client for, and nothing to make mining worthless! This is absolutely not a creative server. In fact, the only thing on this server not built by hand is the terrain beneath you. Everything was torn from the ground, the flora, or the fauna at some point in time. Keep that in mind, it makes everything so much more worthwhile.

There is no whitelist on this server. Anyone can play, no matter their reputation.
However, while anyone can join, be advised that we expect those who come to act with class.
We don't care how old you may be in life, in game we expect you to interact maturely.
Note that maturity and absurdity are not mutually exclusive. Don't make me quote CS Lewis on yo' ass.

THE POINT
Doing things the hard way is sometimes more fun, especially with friends. Plus, we add a few things to make it a bit more interesting.
- Economy system
- Chest and door locking
- Player-buildable portals (not just the nether kind!)
- Anti-grief system

THE RULES
- Don't hack (this includes use of "modified clients"! No flymod/xray!)
- Don't grief
- Don't be a douchebag

A requirement of becoming Mod+ on this server is to be level-headed and at least 16 years of age.
Rest assured you will not have to deal with a power-mad 12 year old inflicting law upon you.
Clearly you should have a power-mad 20 year old inflicting said law.

THE IP
To log into the server: play.onionforce.net
To look at the dynmap (currently offline): play.onionforce.net:8123
To visit the website: onionforce.net

And they're URLs, you uncouth savage.

THE PLUGINS
We're running several, with a few custom numbers.

• WorldLock: The Anti-Griefing and block protection solution! Locks chests and doors, as well!
  
• GoldStandard: Currency and shop signs, what more could you want?
  
• PortalWorks: Player-made portals have never been so flexible.
  
• OPToolkit: Essentials is too bloated and CommandBook is too simple. Includes /home.
  
• Monologue: The final word in chat plugins and trolling.
  
• Dynmap: Ooo, pretty colors.
  

THE FUCK?
Why aren't you on the server yet? There's no whitelist!
Your patience for reading this through to the end is truly the stuff of legend.
Now go play on the damn server. We're waiting for you.

Additional Notes

Come because you're bored. Stay because you're not.
I hope you like shitstorms.