Arctic Elf Archer

Deep down by the south pole, blueyogaball is in the laboratory trying to mutate a the body of and elf, with the skill of an archer from a medieval castle. All of a sudden snow gently starts to fall. But then, the storms start to pick up, the winds howl rattling blueyogaball's eardrums. He doesn't seem to notice from his many days of being awake. The underground steel block lab starts to shake, leaking snow in from tiny holes and crevasses. A siren goes off in the distance from a guard outpost and it startles blueyogaball. He decides to take the elf and archer down with him into the fallout shelter. In the next moment, the winds push at the lab, like and angry rhinoceros, sending it down into a pile of ruble. Blueyogaball gets crushed by a beam and the archer and elf escape. Then, swirling winds of snow pick both the archer and elf up into the air causing them to fly up into the heart of the storm. They spin around so quickly, they seem to be physically pushed together. Snow and ice gets caught into the elf making him immortal to hypothermia. The archer skill is forced into his brain making him know the knowledge of the archer. The elf's robes are torn by the mighty thrust of the wind. Eventually, the storm dies down and the elf falls to the ground. Now he is ready to fight for his master, blueyogaball.