Published May 5th, 2017, 5/5/17 12:31 pm
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The most useful superpower in 21st century western world is blagging. This is an underestimated power which is actually essential to live in this commercial utopia. Let me issue you with an example, one we could all relate to and understand... Forgetting your homework. This puts you in a terrible situation, you either admit your wrongdoings and accept the consequences, or do the sensible thing and blag your way out of it. However, this endeavour is not always successful. In this situation you know what to do...
CALL CAPTAIN BLAGGER!!!
He'll come right to your location and sort out any sticky situation your in. In a spot of bother with your homework? This is the man! Don't have enough money to pay your rent? This is still the man!! If you are in trouble, need a helping brag, just call his name...
CAPTAIN BLAGGER!!!!!!
CALL CAPTAIN BLAGGER!!!
He'll come right to your location and sort out any sticky situation your in. In a spot of bother with your homework? This is the man! Don't have enough money to pay your rent? This is still the man!! If you are in trouble, need a helping brag, just call his name...
CAPTAIN BLAGGER!!!!!!
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| Format | Java |
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