https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail_merge

This is captain Mailmerge, by day, he delivers mail, and by night he is a couch potato.
The origins of captain mailmerge:
Captain mailmerge's real name is Gordon. When he was a small boy Gordon always wanted to be a super hero he is now 34 years old. and now, he is not actually a super hero... he just thinks he is. The story began when he was straight out of school. not that he did particularly well in school that is. While all of his friends when off to university Gordon was left uneducated and likely to never succeed in life. But, after several job applications and interviews with different employers, Gordon finally got a super power, or so he thought... He was actually employed by the royal mail to deliver mail, 4 days a week for 10 hours a day. After many years as a super hero... umm not really a super hero... Captain mailmerge... I mean Gordon delivered thousands of letters and parcels. However one day Captain mailmerge was out on a round when he saw an unfamiliar sight. It was something delivering mail, and it wasn't another employee... Captia... Gordon was confused. He saw the words "Amazon" printed on the side. and worst of all it was flying, and Gordon couldn't stand by, and just watch it stealing his job. He had to take action. He declared this flying "Amazon" parcel delivering thing his arch enemy, and took a photo to complain to his manager back at the sorting office. It had been several weeks before Gordon saw his nemesis again, but when he did, he took matters into his own hands, and tried to talk to the Amazon drone explaining how his job was on the line if more of these drones appeared. Gordon got no reply. He jumped at the drone trying to get its attention only to fall flat on his face while the drone flew away. To this day Gordon... I mean Captain mailmerge... what ever... still has a grudge towards drones and frankly there is nothing he can do because he would be going up against a multi million dollar company and he would most likely not win the court cases. because he knows he can not beat his greatest enemy Captain mailmerge just gets on with his job delivering mail.