Published Aug 1st, 2017, 8/1/17 5:00 am
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"Yes, I am the dreaded, one and only Chicken of the sea... Sorry, what's that? Am I tuna? No, I'm a chicken, as the name suggests! People these days..."
So, this chicken's got a brain full o' wits, a heart o' courage, and a fierce dislike for all who think he's actually tuna when they hear his name. The Dreaded Chicken o' the Sea Is captain to a ship with a large crew of small, nearly flightless birds. Because of this, the ship has never left the harbor it's docked in, as chickens don't have hands with which to do crew-related activities; but you better believe they'll attack anyone in green leotards that attacks them. Same goes for any wayward Dragonborn.
So, this chicken's got a brain full o' wits, a heart o' courage, and a fierce dislike for all who think he's actually tuna when they hear his name. The Dreaded Chicken o' the Sea Is captain to a ship with a large crew of small, nearly flightless birds. Because of this, the ship has never left the harbor it's docked in, as chickens don't have hands with which to do crew-related activities; but you better believe they'll attack anyone in green leotards that attacks them. Same goes for any wayward Dragonborn.
Credit | mlorp |
Gender | Male |
Format | Java |
Model | Alex |
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dangit even the judges are making my entry look like poopoo !!!!