Voltaire rocks!

When the Devil is too busy, and deaths a bit too much, they call me by name you see... for my special touch. To the gentleman I'm "Mis. Fortune" to the ladies I'm "Sir. Prise" They call me by any name, any way it's all the saaaame... I'm the fly in your soup I'm the pebble in your soup I'm the pea beneath your bed I'm the lump on every head, I'm the peel on which you slip, I'm the pin in every hip, I'm the thorn in your side makes you wiggle and writhe, and it's so easy when your evil. This is the life you see, the Devil tips his hat to me. I do it all because I'm evil. And I do it all for free, your tears are all the pay I'll ever need. While there's children to make sad while there's candy to be had while there's pockets left to pick while there's grannys left to trip down the stairs, I'll be there I'll be waiting around the corner. It's a game I'm glad I'm in it cuz there's one born every minute, and it's so easy when your evil. This is the life you see, the Devil tips his hat to me.

go voltaire!!!

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