Have you ever, EVER seen anyhting like this? The most derpely derp mankini skin you ever seen!!

The story behind this guy:

Mathew (the guy) woke up a beautiful friday morning. He got late to work, but no one saw him, so it didn't do very much. He worked at a company called Mojang, that was making a game called Minecraft. After a long day at work, he drove to a nightclub. He loved to party, well, he thought he did. But that night, friday thethirteenth of march, he drank too much, and got very drunk.He was thrown from the nightclub, and walked to a sexshop on the otherside of the street.
He bought a green mankini, and a shaver. He but on the mankini and shaved his hair...

That was the story about Mathew, the derp mankini guy.

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Thanks, sunken1999