What's this, what's this?
There's questions everywhere
What's this, what's this?
I can't help but stop and stare
There's facts and figures flying 'round
And knowledge filling up the air
Oh, what's this?



I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming or mesmerized
A game of wits, a test of minds
A challenge that I cannot decline
Oh, what's this?



Could it be, could it be?
I'm asking trivia, don't you see?
All these questions, buzzing 'round my head
I'll answer them, no fear or dread
Oh, what's this?



I've got my buzzer ready, my mind's sharp and keen
I'll tackle any question, no matter how obscene
From history to science, and everything between
I'll conquer every challenge, like a trivia machine
Oh, what's this?



There's excitement in the air
As the quizmaster takes the stage
The crowd is filled with anticipation
As we prepare to engage



Could it be, could it be?
I'm asking trivia, don't you see?
All these questions, buzzing 'round my head
I'll answer them, no fear or dread
Oh, what's this?



So let the games begin, let the knowledge flow
I'll show the world what I know
In this trivia quest, I'll surely shine
For in the realm of facts, victory will be mine!
Oh, what's this?