One day steve went down into the mines with his map, confident he would find many ores and get home in time for dinner. But then, after he finished his mining he took up his map, it looked like a normal piece of paper, but then, instantaneously, a picture appeared. He looked upon this picture and saw his house, his fields, and his tree farm. And that's when he realized, that maps don't work in caves! after several thousand ticks he began to get hungry, but had no food. And then he noticed his hunger fade away, then he was suffocating, and then, his mouth, lungs, and stomach disappeared. Steve then decided to go and search for an exit but he had too many heavy ores in his inventory. Suddenly the ores started to decrease in number, his ribs hurt, and then his ribs and all his items disappeared, and a chest appeared where his abs used to be. After wandering the caves for many hours his feet were in excruciating pain. The pain grew and grew, and then his feet fell off, he screamed (in his mind for he has no mouth), and then the pain ceased, his feet were wheels. Due to his increased rate of travel, he was quickly running out of torches, but as he feared another change he yelled (in his mind),"Not a single mutation more, Minecraft Gods". The gods heard him, so they gave him drill hands to mine for coal, and superman eyes to see in the dark. THE END