Once upon a time a fat kid took a shit, a shit so big that Its started living on hes own. Peaple just called him Mr.Turdy he lives in the sewers eating rats and alligators and other trash he finds. Mr. Turdy always will be thankful for the fat kid for giving birth to him. Sometimes he returns to the kid to play chess with him and other boring stuff, and sometimes he just goes out at night scaring peaple just for fun. Thats the story of Mr. Turdy