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KnobleKnives
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Level 68 : High Grandmaster Lad
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Published on 5/31/2013 - 5/31/13 7:42 pm
Nurse Joe: "Let's start on the patient's records, doctor. What's the first name?"

Doctor Beidleman: "Phil."

Nurse Joe: "Last name?"

Doctor Beidleman: "He doesn't have one."

Nurse Joe: "What?"

Doctor Beidleman: "I told you, he doesn't have one. His family doesn't have a last name."

Nurse Joe: "Fascinating. So, what's he here for?"

Doctor Beidleman: "Incoherent yelling, grunting, savage drooling, and crazed violence. He think's he's a moose."

Nurse Joe: "Well, he's fixed now, right?"

Doctor Beidleman: "If you can call it that, yes."

Nurse Joe: "What do you mean by that?"

Doctor Beidleman: "Well, let's just say I prodded a part of the brain that shouldn't be prodded and now he's on a unstoppable murdering spree
throughout the building. He just started on Floor 5 when I got here."

Nurse Joe: "WHAT!?!?"

Doctor Beidleman: "Hey, no big deal, Floor 5's mainly hospice people, he's giving 'em a quick way out."

Nurse Joe: "Hospice Schmospice! He's completely wiped out two floors of sick and injured people. Call the police!"

Doctor Beidleman: "Why? I managed to jab a syringe of rhinocerous tranquilizer into his jugular as he was strangling Mrs. Schnozzenbert. He should be unconscious
and back to normal by Floor 3."

Nurse Joe: "So we're gonna let him kill at least ninety-five innocent patients just like that?"

Doctor Beidleman: "That's the plan"

Nurse Joe: "You're an idiot."

Doctor Beidleman: "Your mom's an idiot."

Nurse Joe: "I'm calling the police, you quack."

Doctor Beidleman: "Fine. Isn't gonna make much of a difference, seeing that the security guys emptied all of their handgun ammunition into his skull and
it didn't do jack squat."

Phil: "BAallaAlalARghgAr!!!"

Doctor Beidleman: "Oh look, Phil found the elevators. Nurse, try calming him down with a nice song like Wish You Were Here or something."

Nurse Joe: "Are you kidding?! I'm outta here!"

Doctor Beidleman: "I'm cutting down your salary if you do."

Nurse Joe: "Screw my salary, I'm through with this!"

Doctor Beidleman: "Fine. It's your poverty."

Phil: "BaAlallaGHraghaghrGahZZZzzzzzzz...."

Doctor Beidleman: "Oh look, the tranquilizer took effect. So nurse, about your salary"

Nurse Joe: "Crap."
------------------------------
Sorry about my absence, skin-wise, as of late. Been doing a lot of drawing (and some skinners' block) lately,
so making skins has been low-priority. Anyhoo, this guy was a boredom breaker. I had an idea some time ago to make a skin
called Phil the Lobotomized Monkey. Unfortunately, the attempt ultimately failed and I ended up doing something else.
So I moved onto another version, moving from monkey, to cow, to strange unknown creature. In the end, I just decided
to do a pretty gruff looking human (oh, how boring humans are :P). The blood stains that I attempted to put onto his
hospital gown made the shading look pretty screwed up, so I just went with berserker-esque, rage-induced slobber.
As usual the color palette is kept on the skin file. Feel free to use it at your discretion. ;)

On another note, lolbutts



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  • ExBooHugs
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Toast
  • April 26, 2016, 12:51 pm
Wowzers. 115th diamond AND 115th comment. Woohoo
  • ExBooHugs
  • Level 10
  • Journeyman Toast
  • April 26, 2016, 12:50 pm
nice one
  • Wykydy
  • Level 17
  • Journeyman Toast
  • May 23, 2015, 8:19 pm
I laughed for 45 minutes just looking at this skin, then cried for an hour when I read his little story. Amazing job. xD
lol, thanks man Ineeded a good laugh. Good skin and story.
What happend to phil XD
  • Speedy
  • Level 48
  • Master Blob
  • August 13, 2013, 2:09 pm
Make the doctor XP
  • Invisible
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Miner
  • June 23, 2013, 1:32 am
80th Diamond :)
  • [Colors]
  • Level 49
  • Master Batman
  • June 22, 2013, 1:08 pm
That story was beautiful.
  • DMB2121
  • Level 45
  • Master Narwhal
  • June 15, 2013, 5:07 pm
xD
  • doofdoof67
  • Level 6
  • Apprentice Architect
  • June 11, 2013, 5:40 pm
LOL This skin is funny
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 11, 2013, 5:45 pm
Hehe, glad you like it
  • _Sir_
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Miner
  • June 6, 2013, 5:13 am
Phil seems to be an insane, rabid, old man. Is this true? :P
Btw, I couldn't stop laughing at the story :P
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 6, 2013, 8:11 am
Not old. More like 42, but you're correct on the other things.
and I'm glad you like the story :D
  • Monkeyy
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Robot
  • June 6, 2013, 4:51 am
Oh dear god... I just realized his butt is showing...
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 6, 2013, 8:10 am
  • Monkeyy
  • Level 37
  • Artisan Robot
  • June 6, 2013, 8:12 am
Looks like a turd in a blue suit
  • Insanity
  • Chat Moderator
  • Level 59
  • Grandmaster Mlem Mlem Bat
  • June 6, 2013, 11:44 am
Turd isn't flesh color
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 5, 2013, 3:15 pm
Hmm, I didn't know that turds had eyes, ears, noses, and mouths. Nor did I know that they were sentient beings.
  • 100koolaids
  • Level 18
  • Journeyman Toast
  • June 8, 2013, 9:50 pm
so you werent lying xD
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 8, 2013, 9:55 pm
Nope. No lies here x3
  • Duckgod
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Taco
  • June 4, 2013, 8:28 pm
Bob:[size=10pt]Honey,Phil has been stealing meth and cocaine out of the back closet! [/size]
[size=10pt]Diana:So?[/size]
[size=10pt]Phil:HERPEUUEDWJIWDOFU[/size]
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 5, 2013, 3:15 pm
lol
  • _DioM_
  • Level 25
  • Expert Scribe
  • June 4, 2013, 1:33 pm
Are you tired?
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 4, 2013, 4:27 pm
Maybe just a little...
  • _DioM_
  • Level 25
  • Expert Scribe
  • June 4, 2013, 7:49 pm
Ok. Good. I prefer that to the alternative, being you've finally cracked after many decades as chatroom warden.
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 5, 2013, 2:50 pm
Heehee, maybe that too. You never know.
Can I use this skin for a machinima im planning to make?
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 3, 2013, 3:54 pm
Sure!
  • RivalKz
  • Level 31
  • Artisan Fox
  • June 3, 2013, 1:37 am
Splendid!, Simply splendid!...
Love the 'saliva' thingy there, and the butt..
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 3, 2013, 9:27 am
Heheh thanks xD
  • PPG
  • Level 30
  • Artisan Geek
  • June 1, 2013, 7:08 pm
hey mr phil :p
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 2, 2013, 3:06 pm
BLAallaGahaggahgraghagh! <---- Translation: Hello
  • Greytopher
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 55
  • Grandmaster Pig
  • June 1, 2013, 6:35 pm
You have earned my diamond and favorite; not solely because of the skin, but that story... I couldn't stop laughing.
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 6:39 pm
Haha, thanks man xD. Glad you like it.
  • iminer978
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Grump
  • June 1, 2013, 6:31 pm
Huh.
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 2, 2013, 3:05 pm
Wut.
  • iminer978
  • Level 36
  • Artisan Grump
  • June 2, 2013, 4:51 pm
My thoughts.
  • d3skins
  • Level 43
  • Master Skinner
  • June 1, 2013, 5:22 pm
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 5:24 pm
No, I believe you're confused with Mr. Philbert Hoosenheimer. He's the one who think's he's a dog.
  • d3skins
  • Level 43
  • Master Skinner
  • June 1, 2013, 6:47 pm
XD
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
Blaaaaaargh I god the disorder form my hiking in Canada RUUUUNNN
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 4:38 pm
Agh, run for your lives!
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 4:50 pm
BlAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaasGHGHF[IOADSHJFAUDSJ
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 4:57 pm
"Doctor! Bring me an antidote!"

"We don't have any left."

"WHAT?! WHY?!"

"I actually caught it, so in a fervent rush, I accidentally injected all of it into myself. I feel fine, now, if you're wondering."

"You're an imbecile."
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 5:33 pm
BlaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaGH! (lol)
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 5:35 pm
Mooselish! By Jove, it's a new language. I must learn to translate it.
*spends fifty years translating Mooselish*
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 5:54 pm
BlaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAgh (Helps translate then proceeds to kill people at end of fifty years)
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 6:06 pm
Wai, Eagle!? You used to only kill people when you felt like it! I must find an antidote!
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 6:14 pm
BlaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaGHTHARGHTYHTHARTGH (Find the cure, quick! Or I might accidentally burn Candlebor like a pyrokinetic Moose!)
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 6:16 pm
I found it! It's horseradish! *injects a syringe of liquid horseradish into FlyingEagle*
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 6:25 pm
(Resumes conversation of before she caught the disorder) Yeah, and I thought Boromir was a good shot! I can't believe Legolas missed shooting that Bomber at Helms Deep!
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 6:26 pm
Ikr? He's supposed to be an amazing elf sharpshooter. But then again, the bomber was a berserker.
  • AquilaeVolanti
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 28
  • Expert Dragonborn
  • June 1, 2013, 6:56 pm
Exactly. Wait, why is it midnight...? What in the world happened?!
  • rnute
  • Level 1
  • New Artist
  • June 1, 2013, 10:46 am
Dayuumm.. He is like, so hawt.
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 4:38 pm
amg ikr?!
  • rnute
  • Level 1
  • New Artist
  • June 1, 2013, 4:38 pm
tots
Think he had a bit of crystal meth.
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 9:51 am
Nope. He just has CMD (Chronic Moose Disorder).
How do i obtain this disorder??
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 9:56 am
Ingesting too much moose steak and getting bitten by a fully grown male moose during a full moon while hiking in the woods in the upper peninsula of Michigan.
Crud. im in florida.
  • Adam
  • Level 2
  • Apprentice Network
  • June 1, 2013, 7:33 am
You never seize to amaze me with your skins and back-stories, Knoble. You deserve all the diamonds in the world. But hey, while you're waiting, have mine. ;)
  • KnobleKnives
  • Retired Moderator
  • Level 68
  • High Grandmaster Lad
  • June 1, 2013, 9:29 am
Thanks, man! I'm glad to know that you like the skins that I put up. :D

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