Pi Robot

Frank: Finally, my new robot came in the mail!  I can't wait to see what it does!
Pi Robot: Greetings.  I am a robot with the latest technology in artificial intelligence coded into my motherboard.  My sole purpose is to assist you while calculating digits of pi.
Frank: Pie?  Cool!  I love pie!  What flavors can you make?
Pi Robot: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716-
Frank:  What?  Those are numbers not flavors!  Get me some real pi before I return you!
Pi Robot:  Ordering 50 pizza pies...
Frank: WHAT?!  NO!  STOP!!!
10 minutes later...
(ding dong)
Pi Robot: I will get, it.
Frank: At least we get pizza...
Pi Robot:  Ta-da!  50 pizza pies.  Oh, I almost forgot, this is for you.
Frank: What is it?
Pi-Robot: The bill.
Frank: The wha- $800 DOLLARS!?!?
Pi-Robot: Hehe. *runs out the door*
Frank: Blarglebargleroarimadarghidonlikeyourobobwaaaaah!

Have a happy pi day everyone!  And remember, never trust a robot.  Especially one who loves pie

-Jermiik