Pirate Captain

Once upon a time, there was a Pirate Captain. He started his career as a crew member of the Great Bools. Every day he wondered why the name of the ship was the Great Bools. But he just thought of it as if the creator put random characters into a random name generator, which was strange, because there was no random name generator at the time. Oh! The creator must be some sort of time-traveller. But, enough of that. On the Great Bools, the Pirate Captain, which didn't really have a name, slowly, but surely increased his reputation on board. He had this talent: making friends in no time. After some time, he became the captain of the Great Bools' best friend. They did so much together. When the ship weren't at the sea, they went to big parties with lots of great guns and weaponry. Oh, if only one day, the Pirate Captain could afford one of those, he'd be so grateful.
      About a year later, the captain of the Great Bools died, and all of the ships crew members were unemployeed. The Pirate Captain found himself a row boat, which he rowed out at seas with. Pretty stupid, huh? Yeah. But he did it.
      When the Pirate Captain were at the sea, he got so much salt in his left eye, because he leaned to the left when he rowed, bad habit, that his eye was damaged and he couldn't use it for much.  Suddenly, the Pirate Captain saw something in the horizon. It looked like a BIG ship. There was something more, he could feel it, but he didn't mind it. He thought that the captain would might be needing an extra hand. The rowboat slowed down when the Pirate Captain wanted to. The Pirate Captain climbed onto the big ship, it looked stranded. It was stranded, indeed. When the Pirate Captain found out about this, he seemed somewhat more happier; he had gotten himself a ship! His own ship!
      When the Pirate Captain arrived back at the land, with his new ship, he bought himself a monocle for his left eye, and suddenly he could see properly again. He hired some crew members and set out for a neverending sail north, south, east and west. He had no clue where to go.